If it has to be taffeta with asymmetrical hem, then let Vivienne Westwood have at ‘er. And put it on Christina Ricci who always comes to play at the MET Gala. Finally, someone who showed up. Pick something Reese Witherspoon would never be offered. Make sure the construction matches the imagination. Full Story

There will be a lot of safe tonight at the MET Gala, despite the Punk theme of the event this year. Most actresses in particular just don’t have the imagination or the balls. The punk pressure then may be on the musicians. A press release was just sent out -- Gwen Stefani will be wearing a custom designed Maison Martin Margiela. Full Story

This Vionnet dress that Zoe Saldana wore to the UK premiere of Star Trek Into Darkness in London last night is sick. Like, spectacular. And few could wear it as well as she can. Saldana has been killing it on this press tour. There was a Balmain a few days ago -- one of her go-to favourites -- that was also ridiculously amazing. Full Story

The New York premiere of The Great Gatsby is happening tonight. Last night the film’s stars Carey Mulligan and Tobey Maguire were at a cocktail party celebrating Prada’s Gatsby costuming. Leo evidently couldn’t be bothered. Miuccia Prada dressed Carey at her wedding. Carey is wearing Prada here. Full Story

The Timberlakes were out last night in New York for the TIME 100 Gala. Jimmy Fallon made the list and, as reported last week, JT wrote an article  to honour his friend, but really to talk about how funny he was, along with Fallon, at his own wedding when he was making an “impromptu” speech. Full Story

Has there ever been a case before where one celebrity had the best magazine cover, art installation, and boyfriend in all of Hollywood at the same time? Because that’s what Tilda Swinton is pulling off right now, and she’s making it look way too easy. Here she is pictured out in NY, appearing both in love and like a quintessentially chic member of the Avant-guard. Full Story

I loved this tuxedo cape when Victoria Beckham sent it down the runway at New York Fashion week in February. Click here to see her Fall/Winter 2013 collection. At the time, I called it the most interesting piece. And it’s even better on my beloved Carey Mulligan with pants. Full Story

Here’s Charlize Theron at the Lakers game yesterday, the team’s first since losing Kobe Bryant for 6-9 months with a ruptured achilles. That’s how I woke up on Saturday, by the way: Tiger penalised two strokes! Kobe Bryant out for the season! Anyway, even without Kobe, the Lakers can still make the playoffs and they’re now within one win of 8th in the west, with Charlize cheering on as she grows out her buzz. Full Story

And when he’s off the carpet, he’s with Susan and little Exton. Oh hi Exton! Exton is just over a year old now. Looks like he might have dad’s flair for fashion. Those are some cute kicks. And is that red plaid on his pants? Speaking of pants... Good ones on RDJ here, non? I love him. Full Story

There’s a lot to shout about today, Justin Bieber. And we will. But maybe we shouldn’t shout so early? Let’s begin today with love. My two loves: Gwyneth Paltrow and Robert Downey Jr, who were in Paris this weekend promoting Iron Man 3. As you can see, he adores her. As you can also see, he’s awesome. Full Story

Gwyneth Paltrow was at Williams-Sonoma on Friday to promote It’s All Good. She wore a white blazer over The Legs. Note the length of the blazer -- 80s, non? I like it. Then on Saturday it was time to party. Moses Martin is 8 today. They celebrated at the Paltrow-Martin Los Angeles estate with several celebrities and their children including Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, Tobey Maguire and Jennifer Meyer, Joel Madden, Jon Favreau, Maria Shriver, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Apple and Moses’s favourite auntie, Cameron Diaz. Full Story

It’s Robert Downey Jr’s birthday today. He’s 48. And he’s celebrating in Seoul promoting Iron Man 3. I wonder if he’d be willing to fly over to Pyongyang and talk some sense into that child running the North who thinks that life is a video game. Don’t you think that kid would feel so much better if he could hang out with Tony Stark, maybe try on the suit or something? Crisis easily averted. Full Story

Exactly four weeks to go. In four weeks, Pepper Potts will be in theatres. Oh, of course, and Iron Man too. Iron Man 3 comes out on May 3. Sarah from Cinesnark  has been calling it her favourite movie of the year. And most movie fans share her enthusiasm. Full Story

Is Helen Mirren. He presented her with the Empire Legend Award in London last night. Look at this woman. She is spectacular. She is spectacular in that dress. She is spectacular with the coat on top of it. She is spectacular all the time. And did you see Phil Spector on HBO last night? I watched it on a screener last week and couldn’t sleep afterwards, Al Pacino was so f-cking creepy. Full Story