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Lady Gaga’s birthday marriage?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 28, 2016 15:58:39 March 28, 2016 15:58:39
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Today is Lady Gaga’s 30th birthday. I know, right? I always have a hard time remembering she’s the same age as Lindsay Lohan. Anyway, there was a party over the weekend at the No Name club. By Hollywood standards then, just like a regular party with a lot of famous people hanging out – Taylor Swift, Lorde, Kate Hudson, etc. Full Story

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George Clooney’s 25 minute proposal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2016 15:58:43 February 4, 2016 15:58:43
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George Clooney broadcast his Venice wedding to Amal Clooney in Vanity Fair, PEOPLE, Hello!, and VOGUE. So, like, not exactly private. Now he’s telling us via Ellen DeGeneres about how he proposed to Amal. It was 25 minutes long. At one point he uses the word “horrible”. And at the end, because it took her so long to process that he was actually asking her to marry him, he had to tell her that he’s 52 years old with a bad back and could she please answer? Normally when someone goes on a talk show, like, oh, say, Channing Tatum, and gives you all kinds of romantic details about his wife, by the end of the story, all the women in the audience are freaking out and crying and throwing themselves on the ground from all the longing. Full Story

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Mimi debuts her rock monster

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2016 19:20:38 January 29, 2016 19:20:38
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It’s been a week since Mimi and James Packer got engaged. Last night she accompanied him to the G’Day Los Angeles Gala for their first official appearance since he put that monster of a rock on her finger. Look at all that happiness on her face. That’s a glow only money can buy. Full Story

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Oh Festive Day!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2016 15:21:11 January 22, 2016 15:21:11
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The butterfly who’s been a constant festive light in our lives for so many years has many reasons to be festive today. More specifically, 35 CARATS worth of reasons… There is no bleak in the sky… And there are definitely no clouds in her stone… Because James Packer knows better than to propose to our Mimi with anything but the best. Full Story

Marriage & Cigarettes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2015 16:55:19 November 30, 2015 16:55:19
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Mary-Kate Olsen married Olivier Sarkozy. It happened in New York, in a penthouse, only 50 guests. No photos, obviously. That’s not MK’s style. What is her style is smoking. This my favourite detail from the wedding. That the main design feature was the “bowls and bowls filled with cigarettes”. Full Story

Tom Cruise is moving

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2015 20:17:48 October 8, 2015 20:17:48
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Apparently Tom Cruise is getting out of LA. He’s selling his $59 million home in Beverly Hills and, according to US Weekly, he wants to move to Florida because “he thinks all the people in Hollywood are fake”. So he’s relocating like John Travolta, a guy who is TOTALLY LIVING HIS TRUE LIFE, to be closer to Scientology headquarters. Full Story

Justin talks about his wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2015 17:54:54 September 24, 2015 17:54:54
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Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston got married last month. Guess what? He’s doing press now for season 2 of The Leftovers, premiering on HBO and HBO Canada on October 4. Convenient! As expected, he’s being asked about the wedding and the honeymoon and their friends joining them in Bora Bora. Full Story

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Jennifer Aniston’s married jumpsuit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2015 15:35:43 August 20, 2015 15:35:43
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Jennifer Aniston made her first post-wedding appearance last night at the premiere of She’s Funny That Way. I’ve attached shots of her wedding band below. The wedding dress remains a mystery. Earlier this week people were freaking out about it being this:  Full Story

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Justin’s ring and Jen’s dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2015 13:34:44 August 18, 2015 13:34:44
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Justin Theroux was papped at LAX yesterday, first shots of him after the honeymoon. As you know, he and Jennifer Aniston spent it with friends in Bora Bora. They came back a few days ago and he’s now off again for work wearing his new ring and a ballin’ gold watch. Under some light it actually looks rose-gold, at least to me. Full Story

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“The way you dismiss me will turn into missing me”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2015 16:44:54 August 14, 2015 16:44:54
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FKA twigs released her third EP yesterday called M3LL155X along with a short film that includes four of the five songs. It’s 17 mesmerising minutes that don’t feel like a commitment at all because, well, she’s not James Franco. twigs directed the film herself to illustrate what she calls “process of feeling pregnant with pain, birthing creativity and liberation”. Full Story

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