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Posh at the cash register

September 17, 2014 20:18:12 Posted at September 17, 2014 20:18:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I still can’t find an official opening date for Victoria Beckham’s flagship store on Dover Street. They said she was hoping to launch during London Fashion Week. So… any day now. But not tonight. Tonight she was photographed leaving the shoppe after inspecting work progress.  Will there be a party? Who’s on the guest list for the party? Is Anna Wintour coming to her party? She better have a party. Full Story

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An Alamuddin wedding

September 17, 2014 19:29:05 Posted at September 17, 2014 19:29:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Andrew Goodman/ Getty Images

I feel like I know more about this wedding than the Kanye West wedding. That said, you know who would agree with making the wedding as big of a f-cking deal as possible and broadcasting it far and wide? My ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken. It’s a celebration. You don’t hide a celebration in a corner. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

September 17, 2014 18:42:39 Posted at September 17, 2014 18:42:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Beyonce does not have the greatest living photoshopper on staff (Dlisted

Emma Stone in the rain (Just Jared

Oh look. Lindsay Lohan lied again (The Superficial

Serenity is having a sad pregnancy? (Cele|bitchy)  

What is the point of yanking on the underwear (Hollywood Tuna)  

Who would actually think Reese Witherspoon would be their friend? (Pop Sugar)  

Joe Meatball is lifting weights. Or auditioning. (Hollywood PQ)  

Lauren Conrad's wedding photo (Hollywood PQ)  

This friendship actually makes sense (Romance Beat

Camilla isn't taking Kate seriously (Celeb Dirty Laundry)  
 

The monogrammed cape

September 17, 2014 18:07:20 Posted at September 17, 2014 18:07:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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247PapsTV/ Splash

Ordinarily this kind of post would be on the LifeStyle page. But I'm so hard for this cape I need to blast it out. And my entire week might have to be re-organised so I can prioritise making this happen in my life. Check out this beautiful thing. This beautiful, beautiful, beautiful thing. Full Story

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How do you sit? Part 2863588

September 17, 2014 17:34:50 Posted at September 17, 2014 17:34:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Splash

Jennifer Lopez stepped out in a great dress today. JLO legs. JLO everything. But she must never need to sit down. How do you sit? I work on a tv show and we are constantly crotch-testing our shots on camera. And we aren't wearing sh-t that grazes our ass cheeks. I'm going knee-length today and I'm still paranoid about a pussy flash. Full Story

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The daily fashion show worked

September 17, 2014 16:43:44 Posted at September 17, 2014 16:43:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

For months now, Taylor Swift has turned the sidewalk outside her NYC apartment into a runway. She decided she wanted to be a style "icon", as we continue to degrade the true definition of that word. Well, it worked. PEOPLE Magazine just named her Best Dressed Of The Year. Evidently walking out of an Anthropologie and wearing the same sh-t Elie Saab designs over and over and over again gets you to the top of the fashion list. Full Story

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Lupita & Elmo

September 17, 2014 15:54:26 Posted at September 17, 2014 15:54:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is the cutest thing you’ll see all day. And it’s not that Sesame Street doesn’t always have a purpose, because of course kids are learning while they’re watching, but for Lupita, she’s always made it clear that, for her, there’s a consistency in her branding too. Full Story

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Tom Hiddleston’s schedule shake up

September 17, 2014 15:16:53 Posted at September 17, 2014 15:16:53
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Remember that Ben-Hur remake that would pretty much only be watchable if it starred Tom Hiddleston?  Well it’s no longer starring Tom Hiddleston. Instead it will star Jack Huston, which means I can stop caring about a February movie. Full Story

Are you going to the wedding?

September 17, 2014 15:03:46 Posted at September 17, 2014 15:03:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, Splash

There are a lot of fans of Matt Damon out there. But Matt Damon doesn’t make himself available too often for pap shots…even though, ahem, he lives very close to the Afflecks. This is another conversation. Here’s Matt Damon out for dinner in Brentwood last night. They keep putting his name on the reported list of celebrity guests to George Clooney’s wedding. Full Story

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Mindy Kaling’s terms

September 17, 2014 14:43:34 Posted at September 17, 2014 14:43:34
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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In advance of The Mindy Project returning for its third season, Mindy Kaling is doing press, including stopping by Howard Stern to talk about how BJ Novak—her Office-mate “Ryan” and also a producer on her show—is the one that got away. As per usual she’s funny, charming, and honest, saying that she was “never more beautiful” after they broke up because she doesn’t eat when she’s sad. Full Story

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Ellen Page is Royal

September 17, 2014 14:31:17 Posted at September 17, 2014 14:31:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

W Magazine’s cover feature this month: The New Royals There are several women who’ve been chosen. The best one, to me anyway, since we’re keeping with a Canadian Maritime theme today: Ellen Page, born in Halifax. Ellen Page, definitely a new royal, definitely getting the respect she deserves. Full Story

September 17, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

September 17, 2014 14:16:31 Posted at September 17, 2014 14:16:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

“Happiest of birthdays to our beautiful, funny and sweet Lucia, from her animal-loving friends around the world, and from Ringo the Hobbit dog and Chester (but not Ivy, since she's busy destroying everything in your house). While you may not be able to swing a trip to The Mothership, we hope that somehow you find a way to survive being surrounded by your adoring husband, adorable and mischievous fur babies, and the gorgeous Australian springtime that heralds in your new year. Full Story

Wednesday, September 17, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

Jacek and I are obsessed with The Amazing Race Canada. And very disappointed that Sukhi and Jinder were eliminated last night.

But we also happen to be heading to Halifax tomorrow night for the weekend. So the Bay of Fundy and Peggy’s Cove are going to happen for us on Friday and Saturday. Road trip! You see this lighthouse? That’s where I’m going to make Jacek take his first selfie. Remember that scene in Mermaids where Winona Ryder loses her virginity to Jake Ryan from Sixteen Candles? This is how I always pictured it.

We could get arrested for that.

It would be worth it.

Anyway, if you’re in Halifax on Sunday, come to Word On The Street!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey
 

Smutty Tingles

September 16, 2014 20:17:55 Posted at September 16, 2014 20:17:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

“Jennifer Aniston’s future face” – HA! (Dlisted

Porny goes sheer for her man’s birthday (Just Jared

I don’t understand what being married has to do with disrespecting the disabled (The Superficial

I don’t care if you’re a Benedict Cumberbatch fan. Colin Firth is sacred ground (Cele|bitchy

An interview with Hilary Duff (Too Fab

Miley in a helmet (Hollywood Tuna

The View pays tribute to Joan Rivers (Towleroad

Sisterhood Of The Travelling Pants reunion. Blake probably baked (Pop Sugar

Jessica Alba layers (Popoholic

Hailee Steinfeld off the shoulder (Go Fug Yourself