Ebola Victims Articles

Miley’s infectious party weekend

December 8, 2014 14:48:08 Posted at December 8, 2014 14:48:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger spent most of the weekend in Nashville. But before that, it was Art Basel and Miami. And parties. And everyone’s been all like, Maria Shriver’s wholesome boy is getting corrupted by the bad girl of pop. Please. Patrick Schwarzenegger grew up stupid rich and super connected in Hollywood with Kennedy blood raging through his body. Full Story

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The Scab that Won’t Heal: Lindsay and Paris 2013

December 9, 2013 14:46:29 Posted at December 9, 2013 14:46:29
Maria Posted by Maria
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A few months ago, I got a terrible cold sore that eventually went away, but kind of left a weird discoloration below my lip that I haven’t been able to get rid of. Sorry to be gross, but it’s an appropriate analogy for this Paris Hilton/Lindsay Lohan story. Lohan, as we know, is in Miami for Art Basel, appreciating art and doing yoga by the pool. Full Story

Miley Cyrus might be infected with Ebola Paris Hilton

November 8, 2013 16:30:36 Posted at November 8, 2013 16:30:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Miley Cyrus was rumoured to have been hooking up with Benji Madden around Halloween. And she was just photographed hanging out with DJ Afrojack in Amsterdam. Both Madden and Afrojack dated Ebola Paris Hilton. Miley is flirting with a dangerous infection. Ebola Hilton is a sick, demented abomination of nature. Full Story

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If you hate Terry Richardson…

October 17, 2013 19:55:29 Posted at October 17, 2013 19:55:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And many of you do as you’re disgusted by his photos and how he depicts his subjects, you won’t mind these pictures at all, even though Ebola Paris Hilton is in them. Richardson has allowed himself to be infected by Hollywood Ebola. It’s all over him. It’s coursing through his bloodstream right now. Full Story

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Tuesday, October 15, 2013
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Dear Gossips,

Welcome back to those of you returning from the Thanksgiving long weekend in Canada. If you’re here for Charlie Hunnam dropping out of Fifty Shades Of Grey, please scroll down to get caught up. We posted several new articles yesterday. Apologies for the delay on Homeland and Masters Of Sex. Due to the holiday, the newest recap will go up this morning.

If you’re pissy from eating too much dry bird – you will never convince me that turkey, especially the white meat, can ever be as juicy as real meat – how about some Ebola Paris Hilton to scare you off food for a while? I don’t watch Dancing With The Stars but it’s the top headline on PEOPLE.com this morning, something about a “shock in the ballroom”.  Read Full Intro

Ebola’s Good Time

October 8, 2013 16:36:35 Posted at October 8, 2013 16:36:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ebola’s trying to make music again. The song is called… I think it might be called Good Time. But I’m not sure and I’m not wasting my good time checking. The only time I’ve wasted is on finding the embed code for the video and listening to the first minute. Which is hilarious. Full Story

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Ebola infects Cash Money

May 23, 2013 20:38:04 Posted at May 23, 2013 20:38:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It has been two years since I dedicated a post to Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton. For those of you new to the site, here’s why it’s called Hollywood Ebola: because everything it’s associated with goes to sh-t, bleeds out, professionally and personally. Most recent victim: Brian Urlacher. Full Story

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Elisha Cuthbert is Hot/No Longer a Pariah

February 13, 2013 20:27:36 Posted at February 13, 2013 20:27:36
Dean Posted by Dean

Elisha Cuthbert has been named Maxim magazine’s hottest woman on TV. While yes, even though it’s just stupid Maxim, the “honour” does seem like a good indication of Elisha’s likeability right now. She’s emerged as one of the funniest on Happy Endings and she is, as Maxim claims, extremely “hot”. Full Story

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Brazil, you never learn

January 27, 2011 12:38:50 Posted at January 27, 2011 12:38:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last summer at the World Cup, the Dutch took out Brazil, and for Brazilians, losing at the World Cup is tantamount to disaster. Instead of dousing it with a corrosive substance, Brazil fans decided to fraternise with Ebola Paris Hilton. The eventual result? Victory to Spain. Click here Full Story

Ebola infection repeat customer

November 1, 2010 07:54:11 Posted at November 1, 2010 07:54:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kate Hudson threw a Halloween party on Saturday night. It’s an annual tradition. And hers is the party you want an invitation too. Gwen Stefani showed with Tony Kanal. Leo D turned up behind a mask. Adam Sandler and Nicole Richie were there too in addition to many more legitimate celebrities who cleverly avoided being photographed. Full Story

Ebola’s Beat-Me-Face Soul Mate

September 30, 2010 09:32:28 Posted at September 30, 2010 09:32:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ebola Paris Hilton was out last night in LA for a photo opp with her man. Apparently it’s working on a new reality tv show with Oxygen. Tori Spelling is on Oxygen too, non? Dumb network. Especially if it wants to sign Ebola. Because you know about Ebola. You know it touches and destroys...everything. Full Story

It’s really a shame about that infection...

September 1, 2010 07:03:53 Posted at September 1, 2010 07:03:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And the fact that he’s a vain douche. Because Jared Leto is beautiful. Ageless too. Here he is bike riding in New York yesterday with toned arms and such great bone structure, trying to make you forget that he’s carrying around a bad case of Ebola Paris Hilton infection that SHALL NOT BE FORGIVEN simply because he’s so goodlooking. Full Story

Can’t be saved

August 11, 2010 09:42:04 Posted at August 11, 2010 09:42:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Adrian Grenier, you’re a dumb f-ck. All he has now is Entourage. And Entourage has been good this season. The last two episodes were particularly strong. HBO has announced that next year will likely be the last with a possible film extension afterwards although it’s nowhere near confirmed. Full Story