A slum love birthday cake

July 25, 2012 21:14:22 Posted at July 25, 2012 21:14:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Fame/Flynet, Splash

I’m sorry this got buried under Twilight and Mimi...

But that’s how it will be now that Jennifer Lopez is persisting with the slum loving.

It was her birthday yesterday. She’s 43. This was the first time she celebrated the occasion as the girlfriend of her back-up dancer. You know that’s her title now, right?

The girlfriend of her back-up dancer.

Anyway, slum lover rented a boat or something and they had a party. She wore a red dress with an open back that looked amazing on her and I don’t even like red dresses but that’s the genius of Tom Ford. Check out her birthday cake.

Go. Go look. Below.

She calls him “Bear”. He calls her “Bear”. It’s a “Bear” birthday cake. And I’ll punch you in the face if you punch me in the face because every day her sh-t is getting more and more pathetic.

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