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“We have earned the right to fail.” Is what Iker Casillas said a couple of weeks before the start of the World Cup after Real Madrid’s UEFA Champions League win yesterday. And I wrote at the time that…well… it’s not the attitude you want going into the tournament.
So, yeah, they failed. Spectacularly. And Iker in particular took a massive sh-t. I hope Sara Carbonero isn’t as fickle as I am, you know? This won’t be happening this year:
While Spain was getting dumped from the World Cup, the country crowned a new King and Queen, Felipe and Letizia. They made sure it wasn’t happening at the same time as the game, right?
Yours in gossip,
Justin Timberlake has a month off from touring. His wife joined him for a large part of his travels overseas but they were not photographed together often. Now, though, they're back home in California and decided to go golfing this weekend. Paps hang out at golf courses? Let's talk about her golf outfit. Full Story
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I dedicate the first photo attached to Dlisted’s Michael K because Hot Harry on Horse is sitting, spread out, and, UM, YEAH. This is the second in what will be a series of three quick royal posts. Here we focus on Prince Harry in green. And sweaty. Playing polo in support of Centrepoint, of which the Cambridges are patrons. Full Story
We were just talking about Pitbull. And I can’t get that line out of my head: “I’m from the dirty, but that chico nice” Feel That Moment… should really be Leonardo DiCaprio’s theme song. Because he feels EVERY moment. Where’s the party for the next month? It’s in Brazil. Full Story
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The FIFA World Cup opening ceremony is happening right now. Teams have been arriving through the week. I wrote earlier in the Brange article about the Athlete Group Suit Shot, remember? How hot it is when they travel in business attire en masse and how I’d take this any time over athletes in underwear? Well now we have an examples. Full Story
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This one is for my cousin Cat who loves Rafael Nadal. When she was pregnant with her second son last year I kept telling her to call him Rafa. In the end she went with something better to go with her first son Sasha. Marcel! How cute is that? Sasha and Marcel! Anyway, Cat's Rafa. Full Story
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Please enjoy these photos of Prince enjoying Rafael Nadal win in straight sets at the French Open today to advance to the quarterfinals. It takes real commitment to wear a turtleneck this time of year. And to perch on his signature tricked out cane like he’s the boss of everyone and they’re all there to play for him. Full Story
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Real Madrid won the UEFA Champions League yesterday. It was already a legendary career for Iker Casillas. And now…one more. But this was his first win as a father. With Sara Carbonero watching in the stands, Iker had baby Martin with him on the pitch during celebrations. He wept. Of course he did. Full Story
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#WeTheNorth Jacek’s right. If I want a team to win, I have to get as far away from them as possible. As expected, Drake was courtside at the Raptors game last night to watch the Northern Uprising even the series against the Brooklyn Nets. Now I’m curious to know if he’ll travel with the team to New York for the next game on Friday. Full Story
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Game 2, the Toronto Raptors host the Brooklyn Nets tonight at the Air Canada Centre. Why am I in New York? Well, Jacek always says I jinx my teams. Maybe it’s a good thing because we lost on Saturday and that can’t happen again this evening. The Raptors official ambassador, Drake, was photographed in Toronto with friends on Sunday, likely to support his team. Full Story
Kaillie Humphries and Heather Moyse, the first female bobsledders to win back-to-back gold medals at the Olympics. Well that deserves a spotlight, non?
I like the way Russia’s Adelina Sotnikova slammed the boards “let’s go!” before she skated. Like, f-ck you, world, and my own country a little maybe too, for ignoring me for the 15 year old.
So I was a genius yesterday. I sat on my bag. It had my laptop in it. It was more like a plop. You know how you throw yourself into a chair ass first? F-cked up my tailbone. Standing is fine. Lying down is fine. Sitting is the hell. They had to shoot me from greenroom, lying down on the couch, on The Social.
Sorry about the truncated afternoon. Am slowly making my way around today. Should be normal blog schedule. Read Full Intro
It was Yulia Lipnitskaya who dominated the discussion on the ladies’ figure skating side last week. Some believe she was over-judged. That they were so charmed by her pluck and precociousness they’ve ranked her higher than she deserves to be ranked. That she will eventually get there but that she’s definitely not there yet, and certainly not as there as her competitors. Who’s that? Well, Gracie Gold is one of them. Which is why Gold’s coach, Frank Carroll, offered this bitchy remark when commenting on Yulia’s team skate performance:
“I do think she’s wonderful, but she’s a little girl. Should we call it the little girl Olympics or is it the Olympic ladies’ champion?”
Oh it’s time now. Read Full Intro