John Travolta and Kelly Preston are in Sydney, Australia today for the Qantas gala. As you can see, he persists with that singular patch of black spike on his chin, leftover perhaps from all the follicle regeneration they performed on his head, like a lonely piece of sod that, for some reason, got separated from his family, looking forlornly at the lawn that grows in solidarity while he’s stuck between two pieces of sidewalk. Full Story

Here’s what John Travolta’s hair looked like a month ago. Don’t tell me this is all natural. My hair doesn’t even grow that fast. And I’m practically the world champion of hair growth. This is almost two inches. Please. Full Story

They’re in Paris. That’s about all that’s making sense to me looking at these photos. John Travolta, as you know, even though there’s a Xenu issue happening here, isn’t a reality television show star. Why are they behaving like Heidi and Spencer? Is it because they went on a couple’s diet and lost some weight? He does seem rather proud of himself, doesn’t he? Like he really wants us to see how trim it is right now. Full Story

It’s your parents who don’t know. And their parents. That’s who this is for. Thank you for explaining it to me the last few weeks. Many of you have emailed to confirm that, indeed, there are people out there, A LOT of people, who still think John Travolta is straight. That it would be impossible for him to be un-straight considering he has a beautiful wife and children. Full Story

First of all...Kelly Preston has a website? Sarah messaged me last night asking if I’d seen the video that John Travolta made for Kelly Preston. I hadn’t and made a point of watching it before passing out thinking it’d be great to fall asleep to the sight of him throwing down a few dance moves in a pair of chaps. Full Story

It’s not just a John Travolta decision anymore. John Travolta will sue and he will fight and he will deny and he will pay what he has to pay to perpetuate the truth that they have struggled so hard to maintain - they being the Church, his wife, his management. His sexuality is THEIR business, his personal life is directed by an entire community. Full Story

There was a party for Barbra Streisand last night in Malibu to celebrate her 70th birthday. Katie Morosky is 70! Here are John Travolta and Kelly Preston leaving at the end of the night. So...is that a wallet chain coming out of his jeans? This is the sh-t I wish Johnny Depp would cut out of his wardrobe. Full Story

This is the kind of sh*t that makes me crazy. Toronto Saturday night, Bill Clinton event, major celebrities in attendance, and some of the wealthiest people in Canada filled 30 tables sold at $300K each. I repeat – these people are RICH. They move in rich circles. And if you think it’s lame to stop a celebrity and ask him/her for a photo on the street, how about in an exclusive ballroom when the instructions on your ticket specify NO CAMERAS? Embarrassing. Full Story

It makes me crazy that we are in the minority, you know? In the minority of those who know. Who know about the Pilot Gay. Who know about popping tents during massage therapy. Who can smell the Mo in him through a photo on a computer. Who look at the spray paint in his hair and shudder from revulsion. Full Story

Here are Kelly Preston and John Travolta at the Hollywood Awards last night, ever the perfect couple, devoted to each other and of course to their Church. Word is, she is Xenu’s most loyal disciple and the one responsible for keeping him in check, especially when he falls off the spaceship … which actually wasn’t too long ago. Full Story