Pitt Porn Articles

Pitt Porn and the permit

October 18, 2010 06:39:38 Posted at October 18, 2010 06:39:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See? This is what I’d rather be doing, creeping on the new Pitt Porn instead of chasing around a laser tag story. Because, well, look at them. Even the lighting is working for them. Remember when they were supposed to be broken up, like, 348 times by now? No, they’re still too horny looking to be broken up. Full Story

View All 23 Photos

Summertime Pitt Porn

July 20, 2010 06:50:41 Posted at July 20, 2010 06:50:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh thanks God. There was no Pitt Porn at Cannes this year and there’s been no Pitt Porn for months and it’s been a hot dry summer and now finally, finally they took the porn out for a ride and everything else stopped. All in service of course of Salt. Full Story

View All 50 Photos

Brange week

July 16, 2010 09:51:00 Posted at July 16, 2010 09:51:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Are you ready for a Brangelunatic stampede? They’ve been working up that crazy for a while, and now there’s a full opportunity ahead for them to unleash it. The Los Angeles premiere of Salt is Monday. And now it’s been confirmed Full Story

Brange Bowl Pitt Porn

February 8, 2010 07:04:53 Posted at February 8, 2010 07:04:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

WHO DAT? Brad Pitt is for New Orleans. He and Maddox cheered New Orleans into the Super Bowl, this weekend he and Maddox cheered New Orleans to the Lombardi trophy. And Mom came along too. But ... for added dramatic effect... Angelina arrived a day later, on Sunday, and the three watched the game from a private box, in full view, and gave us a taste of Pitt Porn just in time for the New Year. Full Story

View All 14 Photos

Brange: pocket 5s are weak

February 1, 2010 11:47:00 Posted at February 1, 2010 11:47:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What was it that I wrote last week? At best this is pocket 5s with 3 overcards on the flop at a full table. Everyone lost their sh-t last week when News of the World concocted some story about the Brange hammering out a separation agreement and that an announcement would be imminent. For those of you who don’t know poker, pocket 5s is a sh-tty hand, but everyone was willing to go all in based on a report from a rather nefarious source. Full Story

Pitt Porn, George, and the Italian Queen

December 11, 2009 07:53:06 Posted at December 11, 2009 07:53:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Super producer Jerry Weintraub was honoured last night at the UNICEF Ball which is why his boys showed up dutifully to support him with George Clooney presenting. George, Brad Pitt, and Matt Damon and all with their ladies at one event. Needless to say, there was nowhere else to be. Brange put on a very, very happy glowy show in the face of the scandalous new book on shelves now calling for their imminent split. Full Story

View All 13 Photos

Pitt Porn is art

December 4, 2009 08:18:13 Posted at December 4, 2009 08:18:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For some. This is called Brangelina Forever. Daniel Edwards, the same dude who created the sculpture of Britney giving birth, has puked out another masterpiece inspired by Pitt Porn. The piece is currently on display at some rich man’s house in Oklahoma City. Oklahoma City is where the Alba Bitch decided to defile Full Story

View All 13 Photos

Brad in Nice and faux Pitt Porn?

November 19, 2009 08:21:44 Posted at November 19, 2009 08:21:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad Pitt arrived in Nice today alone still working that scraggly beard and this just a day after a new Pitt Porn report surfaced online. They are returning fire in light of all those scandalous book allegations. Unfortunately I don’t know if I buy this one. According to Fox 411 Full Story

Brange: snakes and rabbits

November 16, 2009 08:31:38 Posted at November 16, 2009 08:31:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Brange showed up for a private tour at the MOCA 30th Anniversary Gala the other night and the widespread Photo Assumption, on the heels of their tabloid cover dominance this week, definitely indicated that the relationship is strained. Click here Full Story

Black leather & Pitt Porn

August 11, 2009 06:51:52 Posted at August 11, 2009 06:51:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Angie actually fashionable? Yes. She was not the benevolent earth mother last night. No, it was a throwback to the badass. And when she tries, when Angelina Jolie puts even a half hearted attempt into looking good, there really is no one else. That face. Her skin… Brad took Angelina out for dinner on Saturday night and it was a precursor to last night’s Inglourious Basterds premiere – how she glowed with little makeup on a date with her man to an Italian restaurant on what’s supposed to be the luckiest day of the year. Full Story

View All 35 Photos

Brad Pitt: soulmate, sex, and gays

August 6, 2009 08:44:19 Posted at August 6, 2009 08:44:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s my favourite Brad Pitt attribute, aside from the way he wears his pants. Brad supports the gays. Brad was one of the first big names to oppose Prop 8 and donated $100,000 to the efforts to fight it. And in a new interview for Parade Magazine, a softer, more open Brad once again comments on gay marriage: "Would it bother me if a child of mine turns out to be gay? No, not one bit. Full Story

Charisma

May 23, 2009 15:57:00 Posted at May 23, 2009 15:57:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad Pitt was supposedly quoted saying this week in Cannes: "I am in love and I have the most beautiful family - what else can a guy want? I am the happiest man ever. We're so lucky. Full Story

Pitt Porn for Basterds

May 21, 2009 04:41:00 Posted at May 21, 2009 04:41:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s the third year in a row. And there’s something about Cannes that brings out the best in the Brange. The heat and humidity, the moistness in the air, all of it gets magnified tenfold between them and they take their hot and horny chemistry onto the carpet and the whole world is left quivering. Full Story

View All 29 Photos

Pitt Tenderness

May 20, 2009 05:26:00 Posted at May 20, 2009 05:26:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After a visit to The Hague, the Jolie arrived in Cannes yesterday to join Brad for dinner with the Inglourious Basterds team debunking yet again tabloid reports of a split or a meltdown. My sources say it’ll be a quick trip for Angelina. She’s taken 2 days off shooting, will join Brad on the carpet tonight, then goes back to New York to resume work while he stays here for press Thursday and Friday before returning home for1 the weekend. Full Story

View All 9 Photos