Some people REALLY want to believe that Justin Bieber makes babies (Dlisted)

A real celebrity pimp! (Too Fab)

Chicken Fried will save Amanda Bynes (The Superficial)

Bradley Cooper looks good in this white suit (Just Jared)

Don’t like Gemma Arterton’s black dress (Hollywood Tuna)

Celebrity teen weddings! Totally forgot about some of these. (Pop Sugar)

Surprise. The person least likely to like LeAnn Rimes’s new album hates LeAnn Rimes’s new album (Cele|bitchy)

Kelly Osbourne is still beefing with Lady Gaga (Evil Beet Gossip)

Singing, dancing, fountains! A proposal. (Romance Beat)

Totally want both of these haircuts (Hollywood PQ)

Does this look better or worse than a Ninja Turtle? (The Superficial)

Beyonce’s ass is untouchable ... and it should be! (Dlisted)

Oh yeah? says Adam Levine to Leo DiCaprio (Too Fab)

This appears to be Kristen Stewart’s breakup uniform (Pop Sugar)

Mr Big...now (Cele|bitchy)

Tom Cruise Jr has a new girlfriend! (Just Jared)

Hayden Panettiere’s selfie bikini (Hollywood Tuna)

Stacy Keibler forgot to zip (Amy Grindhouse)

Good shorts on Kate Beckinsale (Popoholic)

Bad dress, no surprise, on Bai Ling (Go Fug Yourself)

What did I tell you about Behind The Candelabra? FABULOUS, right? And especially Rob Lowe!? (Dlisted)

You know, the Fast & Furious cast hasn’t changed much in 12 years (Too Fab)

Why Kanye West is avoiding Kanye West’s girlfriend’s mother (The Superficial)

Where’s Demi Moore? (Just Jared)

What Vanessa Hudgens wears for Cosplay is actually better than what she wears to Coachella (Hollywood Tuna)

Chace Crawford has a girlfriend (Pop Sugar)

Cameron Diaz was in Monaco too (Cele|bitchy)

Taylor Lautner at the Dodgers game (Socialite Life)

Miley Cyrus -- Chanel + Weed (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Bret Easton Ellis: from the Literary Brat Pack to ... Lindsay Lohan...? (NUVO Magazine)
 

Sasha Finds Gwyneth’s white leather jacket in LifeStyle

Kristen Stewart isn’t clinging at Robert Pattinson’s feet...but this may not be the answer either (The Superficial)

Gwyneth smells!? (Dlisted)

Mark Ruffalo is magic all by himself. He doesn’t need tricks. (Too Fab)

Leonardo DiCaprio “personal time” -- more sun, more models, more ass (Pop Sugar)

Brad Pitt’s people keep talking (Cele|bitchy)

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard have dinner with Keith Richards (Just Jared)

Adrien Brody is at his most douchey when he’s in Cannes (Hollywood Tuna)

Ryan Gosling as an elf (Gallery of the Absurd)

I love it when famous teens fight (StarCrush)

I’m starting to mistake Heather Graham for Amanda Seyfried (Go Fug Yourself)

Sasha Finds sling-backs and Blake’s leather skirt in LifeStyle

Getting your ass kicked for looking like Taylor Swift (Dlisted)

Anne Hathaway’s yoga pants (The Superficial)

Jennifer Love Hewitt runs (Too Fab)

Bradley Cooper takes his hair to London (Pop Sugar)

Lindsay Lohan, as described by her drug dealers (Cele|bitchy)

Carey Mulligan wears black at Tiffany & Co dinner (Just Jared)

Is this the girl Jakey Gyllenhaal is/was dealing with? (Hollywood Tuna)

Benedict Cumberbatch takes a shower. I’ll pass, but you go ahead. (Towleroad)

Really hate these pink earrings (Popoholic)

I really wish they styled Isla Fisher better (Go Fug Yourself)

Wouldn’t you have wanted to see this in Cannes? (Dlisted)

Ewan McGregor’s new look (Too Fab)

Lance Armstrong likes getting licked there (The Superficial)

Someone paid for Stacy Keibler to go to Cannes and it wasn’t George Clooney (Just Jared)

Is she still dating Sean Penn? (Hollywood Tuna)

How does Kanye West’s girlfriend get the foundation so even all over her body? (Pop Sugar)

Benedict Cumberbatch continues to film Sherlock (Cele|bitchy)

Love Letters & Soul Mates (Romance Beat)

Oh yeah! Johnny Depp’s mugshot! (Hollywood PQ)

Well what did you think would happen going into business with that loser? (Pink Is The New Blog)

Christian Bale like this? Or Christian Bale in The Fighter? (Dlisted)

Who can we Gossip Genie set this guy up with? (The Superficial)

This Lady Gaga outfit is so disappointingly Courtney Stodden (Too Fab)

Good dress on Amy Poehler, non? (Pop Sugar)

LeAnn Rimes just can’t help herself (Cele|bitchy)

Ricky Martin and his boys. Who doesn’t have twins these days!? (Just Jared)

Not sure why Leighton Meester is dressing for Coachella when it’s not Coachella (Hollywood Tuna)

Yes. Because rehab is SUPPOSED to be hard (Amy Grindhouse)

Miley Cyrus promotes new single in swimwear (Popoholic)

This was heinous, totally (Go Fug Yourself)

It’s been 4,000 words and 15 posts -- so I’m taking my long weekend back! It’s a holiday here in Canada. The blog will return at regular time and on regular schedule tomorrow. Besides, I’m waiting on more sources re: Robsten anyway. Just sit with this for now: her team has been working it so that she doesn’t get totally dumped on by pro-Pattinson reporting. 

This poor girl! I can’t watch, I can’t watch, I can’t watch... (Dlisted)

OMG look what Mila Kunis wore to the Billboard Awards back in 2000 (Too Fab)

You know, by Ke$ha’s standards, this was actually really tame (The Superficial)

Jennifer Lawrence’s naked blue Mystique body (Just Jared)

Olivia Munn in a skin coloured bikini (Hollywood Tuna)

The Beckhams cried, and H7 stuck her fingers in her mouth (Pop Sugar)

I said to Sasha last night, only way more crass -- these two share a bed and she wondered what it smelled like (Cele|bitchy)

Ryan Gosling put movies down his pants (Socialite Life)

Good God, where do they find these dresses? (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Isn’t this the Mother of the Year, really? (I'm Not Obsessed)

Sasha Finds flat espadrilles in LifeStyle

God Christy Turlington is SO beautiful (Too Fab)

Hollywood Ebola infects Cannes...again (Dlisted)

Star Trek or Victoria’s Secret? (The Superficial)

Rooney Mara, the new face of Calvin Klein (Just Jared)

Yep. Who else but Sofia Vergara in this dress? (Hollywood Tuna)

Leo & Tobey, a love story (Pop Sugar)

Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes clear the room (Cele|bitchy)

Chicken Fried Smurfs (Evil Beet Gossip)

At first I thought this was the mayor of Toronto (Gallery of the Absurd)

Jacek’s fall wardrobe (Go Fug Yourself)

Sasha Finds spiked flats and white blazers in LifeStyle

Kinda love that Miley didn’t wear a clingy titty dress to this event (The Superficial)

Love really doesn’t seem to be working all that well for Kanye West’s soul (Dlisted)

We could totally start playing Ginger Spice or Amanda Bynes (Too Fab)

Unlike Kanye West, his famewhore seems to be helping his game (Pop Sugar)

Brad Pitt steps out after Angelina Jolie’s mega mastectomy announcement (Cele|bitchy)

Shia’s on his back in Nymphomaniac (Just Jared)

I just see Justin Bieber any time her name comes up. Not a great career boost. (Hollywood Tuna)

Wolverine is RIPPED (Towleroad)

Good God Vanessa Hudgens buys some ugly f-cking clothes (Popoholic)

Yeah. Hated this.  (Go Fug Yourself)

Sasha’s INTO new rain boots and more Cannes carpet arrivals in LifeStyle. 

Country Bitch’s beach body (Too Fab)

When the name of the company and the personalities running it totally don’t complement each other (Dlisted)

Kanye West’s girlfriend’s greatest fear, besides not having any cameras around (The Superficial)

Neil Patrick Harris’s cute twins (Just Jared)

Hate Alice Eve’s dress here (Hollywood Tuna)

What is Reese Witherspoon’s husband drinking? (Pop Sugar)

I guess I’ve been abusing my husband (Cele|bitchy)

Taylor Swift plays to assumption on New Girl (StarCrush)

Worst newlywed ever? (Romance Beat)

I want this green bangle (Hollywood PQ)

Paul Giamatti: Joe Pesci + your farting uncle = perfect superhero villain? (The Superficial)

Gross. Vile. Gross. Vile. (Dlisted)

Doctor Who Matt Smith in a tricked out jacket and bare chest. Also I was yelled at yesterday for not spelling out DOCTOR. Noted. (Too Fab)

How Bradley Cooper is covering his bad hair (Pop Sugar)

Chris Pine is the sensitive type (Cele|bitchy)

I hate Jimmy Choo shoes and now Nicole Kidman is modelling them (Just Jared)

Is this why Pamela Anderson doesn’t dress like Pamela Anderson anymore? (Hollywood Tuna)

Kanye West and Kanye West’s girlfriend are having a princess-off (Amy Grindhouse)

Michael Bay probably wouldn’t let Megan Fox ride her bike in flats (Popoholic)

HORRIBLE dress on Eva Longoria (Go Fug Yourself)

Great. A new round of fake pregnancy conspiracy theories. (Dlisted)

Are we finally hearing some new music from Miley Cyrus? (Too Fab)

If this goes on much longer, people are going to start saying she can’t get enough of his... Bieber. Isn’t that enough reason to end it forever? (The Superficial)

Leo after his big opening weekend (Just Jared)

I interviewed Heather Graham this weekend and she really does look like this in person (Hollywood Tuna)

Hayden Panettiere’s ugly purple bikini (Pop Sugar)

What it’ll cost you to do shots with Gwyneth Paltrow (Cele|bitchy)

Why all the Twi-Moms took the day off (Socialite Life)

Barbara Walters confirmed what she denied (Celeb Dirty Laundry)

Porny’s mad because her ex talked about her dad’s ass-grabbing when it’s usually her dad who talks about that sh-t (I'm Not Obsessed)

Here’s another example of why Ryan Gosling has become a joke (Dlisted)

Celebrities reading mean tweets, hilarious. (Too Fab)

Kiki is in Anchorman?? (The Superficial)

Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz sighting. Go Sarah! (Just Jared)

God Heather Graham is so pretty (Hollywood Tuna)

Emily Blunt and John Krasinski at LAX (Pop Sugar)

Um... Beyonce wipes with red toilet paper? (Cele|bitchy)

Just Jack gets a new show (Towleroad)

Young bride in a black wedding dress (US Weekly)

Kinda boring dress on SJP (Go Fug Yourself)