Spons`d Tingles: Dr. Oetker`s July Savoury Moment
It’s the end of July – time to name the month’s most delightfully smutty moment. And it also means a new prize giveaway. This month Dr. Oetker is giving away 4 Windsor Picnic Suitcases valued at $275 each. Click here to enter.
Megan Fox isn’t exactly traditional Armani material but standards are lax these days, and even the greats are obliged to sell out now and again. Which is why the low budget thumb and tongue Megan Fox was invited to sit front row at the Armani Prive show during Paris Fashion Week, right next to Cate Blanchett.
Our Cate is too classy to request a seat change and make it an issue, but our Cate is also not a fake Hollywood sycophant. She showed us her disdain, she made it clear she and the industry’s current promotional piece of trash will never become best friends, never giggle over a dress together, never do more than sit in silence side by side during a fashion show, as one tries too hard without measuring up, and the other not only measures up but has established herself to be the gold standard.
Look how wonderfully – and intentionally – expressive Cate’s face is. There is an objectionable odour. It’s the smell of cheap wine and desperate sex. Girls like Cate obviously don’t know about cheap wine and desperate sex, although they are surrounded by it all the time. The rise above it all the time. Cate’s quietly contained exasperation – so much amazingness. Her smug confidence that this person will soon be an afterthought – even more amazingness.
Hope Cate is right.
Photos from Splashnewsonline.com