Worst of 2008: Princess AssTalk’s asstalking
“I am truly grateful for the honor that the Academy bestowed upon me last year. I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the Academy organization, I withdrew my name from contention. In addition, I did not want to potentially take away an opportunity from an actress who was given such materials.”
Remember,the ungrateful Crown Princess of AssTalk Katherine Heigl delivered this statement AFTER Shonda Rhimes had already acknowledged in multiple interviews that Grey’s had gone off course the last season. So how many sit DOWNs did this bitch need shoved up her ungrateful ass?
Of course when Grey’s decided to hate on lesbians and cater to the MiniVan Majority, Heigl’s asstalking mouth remained firmly closed.
And now she’s ranked 5th on the list of top paid actresses – the only consolation about that is that she’s higher than that other TV girl Jennifer Aniston. Snort.
Still, it wasn’t all win/win this year for Katie Heigl.
For starters, you have to love how Kate Hudson straight up slapped her in the face Gwyneth Paltrow styles in Elle UK when asked to comment about Heigl usurping her role as romantic comedy sweetheart:
“Who is she? Oh, that girl in 27 Dresses? I just don’t think about that stuff.”
Who is she?
The way Katherine Heigl looked at the Oscars. The worst makeup at the Oscars. She was ghastly at the Oscars. And how she presented that award at the Oscars.
“I’m so nervous right now…”
Do I care??? GET OFF THE F-CKING STAGE!
The best though is afterwards. Our crew was partying by the pool at the Roosevelt and she was there getting drunk and chainsmoking…with HER MOTHER!
On Oscar night!
With her mother!
Everyone else is at the Governor’s Ball or at Vanity Fair, she’s with her mom at the Roosevelt in no hurry to leave.
Like, dude. It’s your first Oscars. If you don’t have a date, grab a girl or a gay, put mom in a cab, and head to Mortons… right? Weird. More than weird.
Photos from Wenn.com