Worst of 2008: JailBait

December 29, 2008 12:44:00 Posted at December 29, 2008 12:44:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ugh.

2008 was the year Miley Cyrus was everywhere. Before it was like you only knew her if you had kids. All of a sudden she was shoved down our throats: on Oprah, at the Grammys, and the worst… at the Oscars!

Apparently JailBait has a good shot at making it for back to back visits to the Kodak. Already nominated for a Golden Globe, word is she’ll score one from the Academy too. Don’t forget that the Oscars are broadcast on ABC. Who owns ABC?

Of course.

Disney.

Another successful pimp from the Mouse. A billion dollar industry by prostituting a child star. But it gets difficult when they grow up. Just like Britney. Especially in the age of the cell phone and FaceBook. And JailBait seems eager to show off her beat-me mouth. It’s her favourite pose. Blaming other people is their favourite move.

Which is why Annie Leibovitz was hung out to dry when an uproar ensued over those backless photos in Vanity Fair. Me I thought the ones with her dad were worse. Ew.

But no one seemed to care that at 15 she was suddenly dating a 20 year old cheesedick who was rumoured to have moved into the house. But it’s ok because he’s a Christian, wears a cross around his neck.

Through it all the beat-me mouth kept flapping and that voice kept raggin’ on your last nerve. On Ellen. You lost the will to live while watching her on Ellen.

The good news is these things never last. There is always someone else. Teens are not loyal. Will we be talking about JailBait in 2009? Check the poll.

Photos from Wenn.com and Flynetonline.com

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