Wednesday, December 17, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

It’s been reported all week that Amy Pascal will be losing her job at Sony imminently. At press time, this hasn’t happened yet. It’s such a mess over there right now, firing Pascal would be yet another major headline, another bad news story for a company that is balls deep in bad news. So, if they do end up letting her go, I’m not sure they’ll make that announcement while the spotlight is on them. Best to do it quietly, when people are distracted by Christmas, non?

Or maybe she won’t leave at all? According to TMZ, many major industry players are on her side. We already know how George Clooney feels about her and supposedly Jack Nicholson, Tyler Perry, and John Singleton are too.  Read Full Intro

“Wassup!” Shiloh

December 17, 2014 21:05:06 Posted at December 17, 2014 21:05:06
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Angelina Jolie, the “rule breaker” covers the new issue of The Hollywood Reporter, the issue that members of the Academy will have during the holiday break. It’s a very strategic, very fortuitously timed release. Because it’s been kinda sh-t for the Jolie the last week or so. Full Story

Conscious Uncoupling everywhere

December 17, 2014 20:00:01 Posted at December 17, 2014 20:00:01
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AKM-GSI/ Splash

Last night on etalk we counted down the Top 10 gossip stories of the year, as many other programs and outlets are doing right now. How can you have a list without Conscious Uncoupling? Gwyneth’s breakup gave us a new expression, an expression everyone used, as a joke, mostly, but still… when you add a phrase to pop culture vocabulary, it’s a thing. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

December 17, 2014 19:21:29 Posted at December 17, 2014 19:21:29
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Kristen Stewart gets one last finger in before the new year (Dlisted

Anna Kendrick talks about sex toys with David Letterman (Just Jared

Would you want to open up a Lindsay Lohan every day? (The Superficial

No. No Benedict Cumberbatch. I’ve seen how you kiss. I don’t want to see you in a kissing movie (Cele|bitchy

It left a stain (Hollywood Tuna)

Pregnant Blake Lively in the kitchen (Pop Sugar

Totally Leonardo DiCaprio in 15 years. Maybe less (Too Fab

When your tooth falls out on television (Hollywood PQ

The single girl’s Christmas card (Romance Beat

Do you really think this a Will and Kate snub? (Celeb Dirty Laundry
 

Worst of 2014: Martin Lawrence

December 17, 2014 18:06:28 Posted at December 17, 2014 18:06:28
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Wasn’t it? The Jennifer Lawrence Chris Martin hookup was the Pippa Middleton of celebrity couples. They could have given us so much …everything. Instead, it was a f-cking bore. But, just like Pippa, we should have known. Because HE is a bore. Because his music (now) is bland. Full Story

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Mrs Timberlake goes pregnant shopping

December 17, 2014 16:36:57 Posted at December 17, 2014 16:36:57
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FameFlynet

Mrs Timberlake was photographed shopping in New York yesterday. She’s pregnant. Because Joey Fatone confirmed it to IN TOUCH Weekly. Which probably means JT won’t speak to him for 5 years. IN TOUCH is so low rent. As far as Mrs T goes though, given that, you know, she’s not exactly subtle about self-promotion, her early pregnancy has actually been kinda low key. Full Story

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Back for the action

December 17, 2014 15:57:38 Posted at December 17, 2014 15:57:38
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Lindsay Lohan is back in Los Angeles. Didn’t I just read an article  the other day about how she’s all about London now because she can go for a run and watch the BBC and not get papped all the time? She’s been papped a LOT in England, like several times a week, but whatever. Full Story

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Best of 2014: Adele Dazeem

December 17, 2014 15:07:49 Posted at December 17, 2014 15:07:49
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It’s that time. Over the next couple of weeks, I’ll be reviewing some of the best and worst gossip stories from 2014. If you have suggestions, send them! Sometimes the best is the worst. For instance, how would you classify Beyonce, Solange, and JayZ in the elevator? The right answer would be to say that it was terrible. Full Story

Princess and the Scouts

December 17, 2014 14:52:00 Posted at December 17, 2014 14:52:00
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Princess Catherine visited the 23rd Poplar Beaver Scout Colony yesterday in London. She wore jeans and a Scouts hoodie and hung out with the kids. Um. Look at that camp counsellor (we’ll just call him this since I don’t know what his official title is) sitting next to her. With the glasses? Is he cute? From some angles, kind of, right? Does she notice sh-t like that anymore? If she does, who does she tell? She couldn’t possibly say it to her handlers. Full Story

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December 17, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

December 17, 2014 14:17:59 Posted at December 17, 2014 14:17:59
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Molly! Happy 21st Birthday from your sisters Becca and Rachel! Thanks for walking Lyle too (GREAT name for a dog, by the way). For you by request, here are Mark McMorris (OMG he is cuuuuute) and Dylan O’Brien. “Happy Birthday Sandra! Our relationship may have began because you started dating my best friend 25 years ago but luckily it has turned into a lifelong friendship. Full Story

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Tuesday, December 16, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

Thank you for all your emails and tweets about my chicken pox paranoia because I’ve never had it. Here’s what you all are telling me: 

-Adult chicken pox is the worst
-Shingles sucks more than chicken pox
-You can get chicken pox again – many of you claim to have had it twice, first as a child and recently, mildly, as an adult
-Angelina Jolie totally has chicken pox
-Angelina Jolie doesn’t have chicken pox
-Go get the shot, it works
-Don’t go get the shot, it doesn’t work
-Definitely do the antibody test to see if your body already has built up an immunity

My appointment is on Thursday. Not going to lie. At one point yesterday I allowed myself to daydream that when they do the test, they’ll find that I do have a naturally occurring resistance to all diseases, making me a real superhero.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Tingles

December 16, 2014 20:58:13 Posted at December 16, 2014 20:58:13
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In the spirit of holiday kindness (Dlisted

Britney’s best photo shoot in years (Just Jared

Strategically placed petals (The Superficial

Um. Maybe not the best pose for these two? (Cele|bitchy

F-ck. I want to be pranked by Emily Blunt and John Krasinski (Too Fab

HOW DOES SHE STILL LOOK LIKE DIONNE (Hollywood Tuna

Oprah and Jimmy remember the soaps (Towleroad

Justin Timberlake cries…when a fan tells him how important he is (Pop Sugar

Jennifer Lawrence leaves the gym (Popoholic

Sienna’s hair continues to look amazing (Go Fug Yourself)

 

Miranda’s denim and red wagon

December 16, 2014 19:17:17 Posted at December 16, 2014 19:17:17
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Wenn, Terry Wyatt/ Erika Goldring/ Getty Images

Miranda Lambert was named Best Female Vocalist last night at the American Country Countdown Awards last night in Nashville. You know my Taylor Swift 1989 addiction? It was over a month, that’s all I listened to. And then walking through a store one day I heard Miranda Lambert’s Little Red Wagon. Full Story

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