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Lilo + Oscar

January 20, 2011 08:54:55 Posted at January 20, 2011 08:54:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She talks about this a lot. Once she said that one of her life goals was to win an Oscar before the age of 30. I still laugh about that one. This is a classic Lohan delusion. Daydreaming about something so out of reach, like it’s actually a possibility, for the sake of the achievement itself, without actually stopping to consider what it would take to make that a reality. Full Story

Douche in a Rolls

January 20, 2011 08:12:31 Posted at January 20, 2011 08:12:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well if this isn’t a douche alert… Check out Ryan Phillippe, in track pants and a nipple-hugging white t-shirt, after lunch yesterday in LA cruising around in a ROLLS ROYCE. Really??? A Rolls Royce? Like, who ARE you? And why is Amanda Seyfried so stupid? How do you get hard when a guy pulls up in a Rolls Royce steering it with his dick? Sit DOWN Ryan Phillippe. Full Story

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Don’t torture the artist

December 7, 2010 09:30:00 Posted at December 7, 2010 09:30:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Flipping through photos from the Marrakesh Film Festival last night I was overcome with such an overwhelming Sit DOWN BITCH PLEASE I knew I had to share it. This is Michael Pitt of Boardwalk Empire, his hair newly dark, his girlfriend extra hungry, his lips ultra pouty, his expression uber artistic. Full Story

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And now Birkin will break up with you

September 13, 2010 15:44:26 Posted at September 13, 2010 15:44:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, as you’ve seen, she has one in every colour. And as you’ve probably heard, they’re not easy to get. It’s Hermes and their elaborate secret-handshake-special-customer-stock-in-the-back-but-only-if-you’ve-earned-it reputation. Victoria Beckham appeared to have earned it. Full Story

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Passing out over Franco

September 13, 2010 08:05:33 Posted at September 13, 2010 08:05:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There’s a scene in 127 Hours that is so harrowing, someone actually bailed last night at the TIFF gala nd the paramedics were called. If you know the story of the dude who was trapped and had to extricate himself in extreme fashion, you probably have an idea of what that might be like. Having said that, Franco is getting sick reviews for his performance in the film. Full Story

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Rihanna’s not badass enough for Jenny Humphrey

August 23, 2010 08:05:00 Posted at August 23, 2010 08:05:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yeah so Taylor Momsen’s interview with Spin – have you read it? She’s so hardcore with her eyeliner and her band and the holes in her stockings, you know, like real rock’n’roll and other bitches like Rihanna are total pretenders. "People think pop is rock, and the lines are getting blurred. Full Story

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Angie and the salon scammer are the same

August 19, 2010 09:48:18 Posted at August 19, 2010 09:48:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They’re both UNCOOL. So there’s some broad who ran a salon in Beverly Hills who’s been charged with fraud after ripping off several celebrities from a credit card scam. Jennifer Aniston was one of them. On Good Morning America today she was asked about the situation and, descriptive as always, Jen said “We had a situation that was not cool so I just stopped going to her”, which also happens to be how she described Angelina Jolie when the Jolie talked about having a good time at work with Brad Pitt. Full Story

Drew studied the dictionary

August 11, 2010 10:06:45 Posted at August 11, 2010 10:06:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gorgeous Drew Barrymore showed up with big hair and a meh dress that thinks it’s cooler than it is last night to the Nylon + Express party in West Hollywood. Drew is on the cover of the current issue of Nylon and is also promoting her film Going the Distance, due in theatres August 27th which, well, is pretty much the weekend movies commit suicide. Full Story

Same Old Lohans

July 15, 2010 12:15:00 Posted at July 15, 2010 12:15:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah Lindsay Lohan has entered rehab to detox in advance of her ninety-day jail stint. This is not a bad idea. Get through the worst of it before being confronted with the reality going to jail, which will be emotionally brutal enough without adding the shakes into it. Full Story

Sit DOWN Skarsgard

April 19, 2010 09:13:32 Posted at April 19, 2010 09:13:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You don’t get to invite the attention and then complain about it 5 minutes later just because the booze makes you a little ‘roidy, especially not when your anorexic girlfriend was allegedly homewrecking Gwyneth Paltrow’s house just a few months ago and needed an immediate fix to save her reputation. Full Story

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Who looks a bit tight?

April 9, 2010 09:01:48 Posted at April 9, 2010 09:01:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Demi Moore showed up at the premiere of The Joneses last night in Hollywood in a very flattering pink dress, showing off her great legs, accompanied by her husband and daughter, and well... appearing as though it was quite an effort for her to smile. Not because she’s sad inside but because it takes a while to get the muscles moving when they’ve been frozen. Full Story

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Oscar Posh

February 15, 2010 12:50:51 Posted at February 15, 2010 12:50:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Victoria Beckham showed her 4th collection yesterday at a private gathering, eschewing a major runway presentation for a smaller, intimate gathering for fashion insiders and buyers. The reviews have been largely positive. It would appear that Victoria Beckham Roland Mouret has a knack for design. Or she’s hired someone who does. Full Story

Nashville gets GOOPed

February 8, 2010 09:52:02 Posted at February 8, 2010 09:52:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow is in Nashville, production is now underway on Love Don’t Let Me Down. When she’s not shooting, G has been popping into the local posh spots including an evening out at Patterson House the other night. She was joined by 3 girls. And while she was there, I’m told from multiple sources that the entire place, the security, the door, the bar, everyone was on high alert. Full Story

Cheese Champers!

January 15, 2010 16:28:58 Posted at January 15, 2010 16:28:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember when drunk ass Mimi sprinkled her amazingness all over the stage at the Palm Springs Film Festival last week? She explained afterwards that she kept enjoying “splashes” of champagne throughout the night. This kills me.The Splashes. Full Story