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Don’t Bring a Butter Knife to a Gun Fight

November 21, 2014 15:42:17 Posted at November 21, 2014 15:42:17
Maria Posted by Maria
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Kevin Mazur/ Getty Images

We’ve been tracking the White Girl Sh*t version of civil (literally) war between Martha Stewart and Gwyneth Paltrow for a couple months now. Martha first fired shots at Gwyneth’s acting career and Gwyneth then followed by haughtily brushing her off with a “Watch your back, b*tch” cackle Full Story

The Amy & Tina of Country

November 6, 2014 14:23:22 Posted at November 6, 2014 14:23:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Rick Diamond/ Terry Wyatt/ Getty

The CMA Awards happened last night in Nashville. Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley hosted again. And they are GREAT at it, as comfortable as Amy Poehler and Tina Fey at the Golden Globes, and just as willing to go there. I mean, they were already taking shots at Taylor Swift even before she left country – and you know, YOU KNOW Carrie can’t pass up an opportunity to take shots at Taylor Swift. Full Story

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Gwyneth Paltrow wins everyone and why Martin Lawrence ended

October 30, 2014 20:06:01 Posted at October 30, 2014 20:06:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Tachman/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

Do you need a reason? Like are you interested in the details? Normally I am SO interested in details, ALL the details. In this case, I don’t give a sh-t. The end results is the only thing that matters: Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin aren’t dating anymore. Still, they insist on telling us why. Full Story

I Do Declare

October 15, 2014 13:42:11 Posted at October 15, 2014 13:42:11
Maria Posted by Maria
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WENN

I don’t know much about Southern Belles (besides what I learned from watching Designing Women), but yesterday I wrote about a Preserve post titled “The Allure of Antebellum” (click here for a refresher). I called the piece tone deaf, but Gawker threw down a firmer approach, including clearly marked bracketed edits that referenced slavery and institutionalized white supremacy. Full Story

Let your Lange out

October 8, 2014 20:10:21 Posted at October 8, 2014 20:10:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet, Kevin Winter/ Frazer Harrison/ Getty

Duana and I are working old school today at the library, sitting at a table across from each other by a window, fascinated by the regulars who hang out here. People still come to the library to use the computer – I’m a f-cking asshole for being surprised by this. The librarian overdraws her lip liner and wears her skirt barely past the ass. Full Story

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Gwyneth laughs at Martha

October 8, 2014 13:23:04 Posted at October 8, 2014 13:23:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A new installment of White Girl Sh-t was released last night. Gwyneth Paltrow made an appearance at the Fortune Most Powerful Women Summit yesterday for an interview. This just a few days after it was announced that she’d found a new CEO for GOOP: Lisa Gersh, formerly the CEO and President of Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia who left that job after less than a year, amid rumours that she and Martha couldn’t agree on a vision. Full Story

Who makes the best cupcakes?

September 15, 2014 19:43:44 Posted at September 15, 2014 19:43:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

My friend Traci Melchor called it Blonde on Blonde Crime on The Social today. I call it White Girl Sh-t. You heard what Martha Stewart said about Gwyneth Paltrow? During an interview with Porter Magazine, Martha was asked about GOOP. Full Story

Mimi’s second breakup?

August 20, 2014 14:30:04 Posted at August 20, 2014 14:30:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Page Six has been working hard at the Beyonce-JayZ breakup. Now they’re focusing on another couple: my butterfly and her husband are on the verge of divorce…? According to Page Six sources, Mimi keeps security on Nick Cannon all the time because she’s worried he’ll cheat on her. Full Story

Taylor Swift: the VMAs and the Vanguard

August 14, 2014 17:03:40 Posted at August 14, 2014 17:03:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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JDH Imagez/ Splash, Theo Wargo/ NBC/ Getty

Taylor Swift was on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. Wednesday. She wore black and white. Then she changed into something else that was black and white before heading home. The hair is still not ideal. The shoe game however is working. While talking to Fallon, Taylor confirmed that she will perform at the MTV VMAs on August 24. Full Story

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Teen Choice reunions

August 11, 2014 15:37:37 Posted at August 11, 2014 15:37:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Winter/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

Ish. Three years ago, August 2011, Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez were at Teen Choice together, happily. Apparently they broke up recently. At least according to social media. Selena and Taylor Swift seemed to go through a rough patch too. On and off. Full Story

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Three Whisker Taunting

July 31, 2014 14:32:45 Posted at July 31, 2014 14:32:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Justin Bieber has been famous since he was 14 years old. At 20, he’s rich, spoiled, uncontrollable, and protected. JB makes money for a lot of people. Why would they ever shut him down? How could they ever step to him to tell him the truth? So it surprises no one that he behaves like a c-nt. Full Story

Boy Sh-t: A 3 Whisker Throwdown

July 30, 2014 13:58:10 Posted at July 30, 2014 13:58:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Rob Rich/ Splash

Three Whiskers has been my nickname for Orlando Bloom for years. Do a search for “Three Whiskers” on this site. It’ll pull up dozens of articles dating back as far as 2006. He’s just never been able to grow any substantial facial hair. The other day, I saw this shot Full Story

Ben Affleck and Kevin Smith aren’t friends anymore

July 29, 2014 15:36:39 Posted at July 29, 2014 15:36:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Winter/ Getty

Kevin Smith was asked at Comic-Con about whether or not he’s seen Ben Affleck. His response? Not just a simple “no”. "Great question. I don’t know, because we're not f-cking tight. I have not been [close with him] in decades. That's old Ben. He's got a wife that don't [sic] care for me at all [Laughs]. Full Story

Boy Sh-t: Freddie vs Kiefer edition

July 29, 2014 15:11:21 Posted at July 29, 2014 15:11:21
Maria Posted by Maria
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Frazer Harrison/ Anthony Harvey/ Getty

Who knew July was “minor celebrity publicly call out a major celebrity” month? First, Tia Mowry talked about Charlize Theron’s epic eye-roll at SoulCycle and now Freddie Prinze Jr. has blasted Kiefer Sutherland. Kiefer – he’s kind of a loveable rogue, isn’t he? Jilted fiancé of Julia Roberts, Christmas tree assaulter, grandson of universal health care pioneer Tommy Douglas, head-butter of designers, convict. Full Story