The Blue Ivy Carter is in Paris with her parents. She let them take her out for lunch today. Check her out, obliging her dad who wants to come in for a kiss...but not really. YES. She's on her way. It's been a while since Beyonce and Jay-Z have allowed us to look upon their divine creation. Full Story

Oh please enjoy this. I know I will. I am. Very much. It’s Mrs Timberlake with her husband in New York at Timbaland’s birthday party last night. We are all good above the waist and that coat is beautiful. Then... Well... I don’t have to point them out. You can see. Full Story

But first, Justin Timberlake on his 5th time hosting Saturday Night Live. I mean...it never sucks. You can tell he’s worked. He’s put in the work. Especially in those increasingly tiresome “Liquor-ville/Vegan-ville/Whatever-ville” sketches. He is WORKING there. And I appreciate that. Full Story

The official video for Justin Timberlake’s Suit & Tie has been released. Here are some of the highlights: - We are supposed to believe that JT plays chess before a performance, because he’s super intellectual like that. - The cigarette smoking as an image accessory: This is part of the new Pipsqueak aesthetic where the suggestion is he’s all back rooms and cool, old school and man, like he’s declared himself the new Tony Montana of the business. Full Story

This is Beysus in Elie Saab at the premiere last night for her HBO documentary Life Is But A Dream, about Beyonce, interviewed by Beyonce, directed by Beyonce. I reviewed the film yesterday. Click here if you missed it. In short, Beyonce’s direction totally sucks and this is why you have to watch. Full Story

Better than the time her husband jumped on her head on their wedding day on the cover of PEOPLE Magazine? Maybe. Because that was in Italy. And there was no live television audience. At the Grammys though, she was front row. Seated beside Beysus. And Jay-Z poured champagne for her. And sometimes her husband put his hand on her thigh all Beckham style and she was grateful. Full Story

Will she? B’s been criticised this week for stealing all the lights at the Super Bowl and not being Madonna enough or being too into herself or showing off too much skin or cockblocking the girls of Destiny’s Child and, of course, not wanting to look ugly so... I mean... She could decide to turn down her Beyonce for the Grammys on Sunday. Full Story

Confirmed this morning -- Justin Timberlake will return to the Grammys on February 10 after a four year absence. You say Beyonce makes everything about her? Justin Timberlake makes everything about him. It’s become the Pipsqueak Grammy Awards now. And....I don’t mind. At the Oscars? I mind, unless he’s hosting. Full Story

I am all up in this Inauguration Porn. Can’t get enough. Beyonce just sang. And she was great. So I promise you, or I warn you, whichever is more appropriate, there will be another Beyonce post either later today or tomorrow when more pictures are available. For now, here she is, arriving with Jay-Z, and dressed like it’s the Oscars. Full Story

Kanye West just posted this photo on Twitter with “FAM” as the caption. FAM = Beyonce, Jay-Z, and his girlfriend...? The suggestion, obviously, is that in spite of the obvious MEGA A List status of the Carters, and the decidedly low-rent status of his future baby mother, and speculation that Beysus must be disgusted by his choice, given that she, presumably, prefers the company of Gwyneth Paltrow, they must all get on well, and are close. Full Story

It turns out my Gwyneth did not spend NYE with her bff Beyonce because, well, B was off making millions in Vegas, invited to perform at a secret concert sponsored by the Wynn -- and if Kanye West’s girlfriend was paid $300K to simply appear at a party, can you imagine the price tag Bey would have negotiated to make her moves on stage? And still, even though she wasn’t in New York, still she was all over that ball drop. Full Story

A new Beyonce documentary directed and produced by Beyonce herself will air on HBO February 16. At first I was like...and how is this different from her I Am...World Tour concert DVD (which, if you haven’t you have to because it’s amazing) and then, in reading the description -- that B’s taking us back to Houston through home movies and other archives from her personal collection, including footage from her laptop (this is how artists shoot documentaries about themselves now) -- I realised that what we’re actually getting is a film version of Bey’s Tumblr Full Story

Right next to De Niro, but I'll be hood forever Well if that’s the case, the hood is a lot classier than what might go down at prep school. Page Six reports that at a party the other night, when Jay-Z greeted Robert De Niro, De Niro bitched him out for not calling him back. Full Story

Beyonce and Jay-Z were courtside for the Brooklyn Nets home opener on Saturday night at the Barclays. The (part) owner’s wife wanted to be seen in all Tibi and her new fringe. God she is so f-cking cute with her hands up like that, non? Beyonce’s the one I have to work hard at -- at remembering what a selfish f-cking bitch she can be. Full Story