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Monday, August 22, 2016

Dear Gossips,

Four years ago, at the Olympics, Ryan Lochte was a blessing to the internet, generating memes and GIFs and hilarious snark-pieces that I still enjoy and read, despite the fact that our online world has been accused of being hollow and temporary.  Read Full Intro

Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Dear Gossips,

This is probably the most popular photo so far of Rio 2016. It’s Usain Bolt, in his semi-final heat of the 100m on Sunday night, cruising to the finish line with a grin while the rest of the field is busting their asses behind him.  Read Full Intro

Monday, August 15, 2016

Dear Gossips,

I had an “I wish I thought of this” moment looking at my inbox this weekend. What if the Sorting Hat went to the aquatic centre? How would each swimming stroke – and the athletes who represent them – be divided into their respective Hogwarts Houses? The following comes from the brilliant mind of a reader called Molly, aka Zuzu.  Read Full Intro

Friday, August 12, 2016

Dear Gossips,

The women were expected to be glorious these Games. And they have been GLORIOUS. Penny Oleksiak won Canada’s first gold medal in Rio, tying for first in the 100m freestyle with Simone Manuel yesterday. It was Penny’s fourth medal at these Olympics and she’s now the youngest Canadian to ever win Olympic gold.  Read Full Intro

Leslie Jones in Rio

August 11, 2016 18:40:12 Posted at August 11, 2016 18:40:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Leslie Jones has arrived in Rio. She started posting as soon as she got there this morning. NBC invited her earlier this week after she became an Olympic gold medallist tweeter at the start of the Games. Full Story

Tuesday, August 9, 2016

Dear Gossips,

I posted on Friday that women are expected to be the superstars of these Games. And so far, the women have been glorious. In its debut at the Olympics, Women’s Rugby Sevens has become a marquee sport and I love what Canada’s team captain Jen Kish said about the sport after winning the bronze medal.  Read Full Intro

Olympic Leslie

August 8, 2016 14:26:58 Posted at August 8, 2016 14:26:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In case you hadn’t picked up it on over the last decade-plus (if you’ve been visiting this blog that long) or in the weeks leading up to the Games, I am an Olympic junkie. Yesterday I yelled at Duana – on her birthday! – over text because she messaged me during swimming primetime to tell me to turn to the rerun of the Teen Choice Awards to watch some kid play the piano. Full Story

Friday, August 5, 2016

Dear Gossips,

Two fashion magazines were making headlines yesterday about feminism. Let’s start with Sarah Jessica Parker on the cover of Marie Claire. Last year SJP told Cosmopolitan that she prefers to call herself a “humanist  Read Full Intro