Don’t be ridiculous. This is not about Anna Kendrick and Kristen Stewart -- why would you think that? The title tells you everything you need to know. Obviously the title refers to Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz. Last month Lutz declared during a magazine interview that he would win an Oscar one day. Full Story

How many As IF Sit DOWNs can you throw at one person at a time? A few years ago, Lindsay Lohan declared that she intended to win an Oscar by the time she was 30. We laughed. In comparison to Kellan Lutz though, Lohan’s comment about WANTING to win an Oscar seems less offensive. Because he isn’t just saying he’d LIKE to win one, he’s PREDICTING that he WILL WIN ONE. Full Story

Ryan Lochte arrived in LA last night presumably to start work on his guest role on 90210 and also to take meetings for a variety of Dancing Bachelor reality shows he’s trying to be a part of. Hollywood Lochte!  A proper LA boy now! How long before that pose-harding famewhore AnnaLynne McCord attaches herself to him? Let me put my hand in your face but not in a rude way to interrupt you when you say - she wouldn’t go for Ryan! She has a boyfriend now! Dominic Purcell. Full Story

Need some comic relief this Monday morning? You can thank Ashley Greene for it. This item appeared in the NY Post yesterday. I’ve decided to include the entire article for maximum amusement: Greene is really about to be the color of money. Full Story

Lainey messaged me and asked if I wanted to address the inclusion of Twilight’s Kellan Lutz and…um…something’s Camilla Belle in the Tribeca Film Festival’s jury lineup. My response? “Oh yeah, sure, I was just telling someone how that’s not a real festival anyway.”Tribeca was founded by Robert DeNiro. Full Story

Kellan Lutz has some kind of new piece. You don’t need to know the name. You just need to know, as they’re clearly working so hard to prove, that they are legitimately into each other and that she’s, like, his true bonafide. In the subtlest way possible. I mean, you can barely tell, right? Compared to them, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are like public porn. Full Story

Personal feelings aside, she needs a proper stylist. There’s no reason a girl this pretty with a body this tight is so often so poorly dressed on a carpet. Or does she just, like, have genetically bad taste... in the same way Jessica Simpson has genetically bad taste? How is this ensemble flattering? It makes her look wide when she isn’t wide. Full Story

You’ve heard it, Lohan keeps repeating it – that she wants to win an Oscar by the time she’s 30, like that’s the only motivation for working. Apparently she’s not the only one. I just read a HILARIOUS interview with Taryn Manning who, um, clearly thinks she’s was robbed on a nomination for Hustle & Flow. Full Story

I snarked on Kellan Lutz a couple times yesterday because, obviously. He is more insufferable to me than ever since Comic-Con. And, you know, if I were him I’d be a little more careful about that secret because it’s no longer a secret anymore. Anyway, my friend Scott in New York, seeing that I was sh-tting on Kellan, being the bitchy, encouraging person that he is, sent me a scan from a recent issue of Us Weekly with an interview of Kellan Lutz. Full Story

Have received a lot of email about Henry Cavill after Comic-Con and I don’t have a lot to say about him other than he’s really, really lovely and has great hair and... is, like Charlie Hunnam, terribly unphotogenic. I mean, in person, you have to believe he’s beautiful. Elegant, strong, handsome. Full Story

Written by Sarah You ever see a trailer and it just makes you laugh? Not that the movie is funny, but that the trailer is SO BAD the only possible reaction is to laugh and laugh? Well that’s how I reacted to the new trailer for Tarsem Singh’s Immortals. Full Story

There was a screening for Love, Wedding, Marriage last night. Mandy Moore is the lead. It's apparently available on demand right now and will open in limited release next week. Obviously because the anticipation for it is so high. I mean, with Kellan Lutz as the romantic interest and Jessica Szohr in the best friend role? Please. Full Story

Now that Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and the major producers of the Twilight franchise have left Vancouver, the lower tier actors are walking on looser leashes. Which is why a couple of them, after several weeks of being ordered to stay undercover, were wide open and accessible for papping yesterday during their final days of production. Full Story

Jessica Biel was photographed at Miami airport yesterday. Apparently she was flying off to an island in the Caribbean for some relaxation after having spent the last few weeks on set in Louisiana shooting a movie called Playing The Field with Gerard Butler’s Spittle. Since that can’t have been hard work, I’m assuming the relaxation that’s required is a result of her recent split from Justin Timberlake. Full Story