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Friday, August 29, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

I mentioned this yesterday but it must be repeated: really appreciate how considerate it was of the Brange to drop their marriage news on us yesterday instead of today, before we all take off for the Labour Day long weekend. On Friday, before a long weekend, you really don’t want to work that hard. You don’t want to have to scramble. Thursday is good. Thursday you’re still focused. Friday is all about your boss letting everyone go early and, if you can get away with it, coasting through the morning.

It worked out for everyone. Except, maybe, Jon Voight. Who wasn’t invited. And now he’s talking to anyone who will talk to him, including the Daily Mail  Read Full Intro

Thursday, August 28, 2014
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Dear Gossips,

You can be the most famous woman in the world. You are the most famous actor in the world. Together, you’re the most hunted couple in the world. The biggest f-cking deal.

So.
When you get married?
Please.
What paparazzi?
What leaks?

NO LEAKS.

Just a statement AFTER THE FACT to the Associated Press. You know, while everyone else was on VMA and EMMY focus.

But they’ve just made it so that no one else can ever complain again about privacy or lack of it.

Brange. Always Brange. Brange FOREVER!

More on this through the day. It’s a GREAT day for gossip!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

More porn, less corn

August 28, 2014 21:18:20 Posted at August 28, 2014 21:18:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Ferdaus Shamim/ Getty

So E! News claims to have some more details about the Brange wedding. Apparently Angelina wore a white lace and silk gown, very simple, traditional, and floor length. Also a locket with her mother’s photo inside. If you’re the emotional type, that probably brought tears to your eyes. Full Story

George Clooney congratulates Brange

August 28, 2014 17:18:47 Posted at August 28, 2014 17:18:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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SWNS/ Splash, Chris Jackson/ David M. Benett/ Getty Images

Brange managed to do it while everyone else was on Clooney wedding watch. And now Clooney has released a statement on the Brange wedding, telling PEOPLE:  "How great is that? I'm really happy for Brad and Angie and their whole family. Full Story

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The Masters Brange

August 28, 2014 14:50:33 Posted at August 28, 2014 14:50:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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SWNS/ Splash, Chris Jackson/ David M. Benett/ Getty Images

I have a bottle of the Chateau Miraval rose at home in the cupboard. Did it just go up in value today? Who does it better? They do it the best. No, SHE does it the best. It’s been a year of platinum game for Angelina Jolie. And she just won’t stop. Her level of control and strategy, precise execution and delivery is…God…it fills me with such joy, such appreciation. Full Story

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Good morning, Jennifer Aniston

August 28, 2014 13:55:54 Posted at August 28, 2014 13:55:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Jennifer Aniston is out there promoting a new movie called Life Of Crime, opening this weekend. She was on Kimmel promoting the film and he staged a mini Friends reunion with Courteney Cox and Lisa Kudrow, replicating Monica’s apartment, and then she went to the premiere in a silver dress. The way the light hits her mid-section, you know what the conversation was supposed to be? IS JEN PREGNANT? For the 33rd time. Full Story

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Money before wedding

August 27, 2014 14:33:43 Posted at August 27, 2014 14:33:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

George Clooney is getting married…eventually. I wrote about the new wedding rumours yesterday – click here for a refresher. Now the speculation is that it’ll be in three parts: first a civil ceremony in England on September 12 followed by a weekend party in Venice on September 26 and a bigger castle-style reception in England again on October 25. Full Story

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George Clooney post-Venice?

August 26, 2014 18:02:58 Posted at August 26, 2014 18:02:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

George Clooney did not marry Amal Alamuddin this weekend while we were obsessing over the Beyonce Video Awards and the Emmys. Now that the international entertainment media shifts its focus to Venice then, it’s not likely he’ll do an Italian wedding during the next two weeks. So there are now new rumours. Full Story

Amal & George: wedding guests, wedding dress

August 8, 2014 14:24:13 Posted at August 8, 2014 14:24:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Keystone

Page Six reported last night that Anna Wintour has been invited to Amal Alamuddin and George Clooney’s wedding. Not because they’re all that tight, but because Oscar de la Renta is designing Amal’s dress. And Anna and Oscar are tight. Full Story

Cameron & Benji to marry?

July 31, 2014 17:55:11 Posted at July 31, 2014 17:55:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Clasos.com.mx/ Splash, Pacific Coast News

PEOPLE reports today that Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden are super serious and there might be a wedding. A source tells the magazine: "It's early, but they have talked about marriage.” Also, he’s practically living at her place. Full Story

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Charlize’s engagement ring?

July 25, 2014 17:00:37 Posted at July 25, 2014 17:00:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Pascal Le Segretain/ Getty

It was already reported a couple of weeks ago that Charlize Theron and Sean Penn are ready to marry – click here for a refresher. Apparently they want to do it soon, in South Africa, while they’re there shooting a movie. This week Charlize was seen at LAX with what looks like an engagement ring on her finger – click here Full Story

George Clooney is “marrying up”

July 21, 2014 17:23:39 Posted at July 21, 2014 17:23:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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GSI

George Clooney spoke to Variety the other day to sh-t on The Daily Mail some more. Click here to read the article. I understand that he wants to treat them like they treat others and it is indeed kinda funny that they have to just eat all his punches bent over. Full Story

Charlize & Sean to marry?

July 17, 2014 15:39:05 Posted at July 17, 2014 15:39:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Pascal Le Segretain/ Getty

US Weekly is reporting that Charlize Theron and Sean Penn want to get married and are planning to do it in South Africa this summer while they’re working on a movie together. According to the magazine’s source, the couple also intend to adopt soon after their wedding. Soon? All of it has been soon. Full Story

The Hardy Family

July 17, 2014 14:48:48 Posted at July 17, 2014 14:48:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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David M. Benett/ Getty

Actually, no, wait, his son isn’t there. So almost the whole Hardy family. Tom Hardy and Charlotte Riley were at the Blag Clothing launch yesterday in London. Woodstock came with them. Man, I wish I could take my dogs to a party. Anyway, I saw these shots at the Daily Mail Full Story