Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher spent the weekend in St Tropez with Princess Beatrice, her boyfriend, and some other blue bloods. Mila’s been in England filming for a couple of months. Ashton has been there with her almost the whole time. It’s very, very serious. Photo Assumption tells me it’s very, very serious. Full Story

Here’s a gossipy coincidence: Mila Kunis is currently in London working on the Wachowskis’ Jupiter Ascending with Channing Tatum. Spotted in London today: Ashton Kutcher, her Shame F-ck turned bonafide, and Macaulay Culkin, her ex-boyfriend for many, many years. From one extreme to the next, non? Kutcher is in England, presumably, to spend time with Mila while she’s shooting. Full Story

Ashton Kutcher was interviewed by ELLE to promote the upcoming jOBS in which he plays Steve Jobs. The film screened at Sundance and was supposed to be released in April but has been pushed back, supposedly because it’s not that great. The piece is, obviously, mostly a dick-suck. Ashton is so tech-savvy. Full Story

Having trouble with this one and I need your help. Please weigh in. Page Six is reporting that Demi Moore will be filing divorce papers imminently. Ashton Kutcher already filed in December. They’re fighting over cash money. Apparently it’s taking so long because Ashton made a lot of it while they were married and doesn’t want to hand over a fair share. Full Story

I call it the Beckham move. It’s always a hand on the thigh, possessively, when they’re seated. With those two, it always looks practised, almost calculated: You don’t even know how hot it is when you can’t see. Here are Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher at the Laker game last night. Full Story

Oh relax, I’ll keep it short(ish). Ain’t Them Bodies Saints Casey Affleck has appeared in only one movie since the Joaquin Phoenix/I’m Still Here debacle in 2010, and that was the loathsome Tower Heist in 2011. But he’s back now (…good?), starring alongside Rooney Mara and Ben Foster (!!!) in a 1970s-set drama about petty criminals. Full Story

From Ashton Kutcher to Demi Moore: Divorce papers. TMZ broke the story on Friday afternoon that Kutcher had filed in LA that day with some bullsh-t explanation like he’d waited a long time so as to preserve Demi’s “dignity” but had no choice but to make the move now because Demi wasn’t acting on it. Full Story

PEOPLE Magazine’s new issue features a sad Demi Moore on the cover. Click here if you missed yesterday’s coverage. The same night she stepped out in New York to host the Girls Like Us benefit gala. Coincidence or conspiracy? It’s not like the event wouldn’t have been on PEOPLE’s entertainment calendar. Full Story

It’s not that I don’t agree: Mila Kunis is indeed sexy. SUPER sexy. Totally understandable that she’s been named Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive. And in doing so, they just gave Ashton Kutcher several more inches to drag along with a limp. Our thoughts are with Demi Moore who just keeps eating it, over and over and over again. Full Story

He’s a Chicago Bears fan. So his girls have to be Chicago Bears fans too, I guess? Five years ago, he actually recruited an entire family. See attached photos. Seven years ago, today, he married Demi Moore. This weekend it’s Mila Kunis in Bears gear, Mila whose hand he’s holding, Mila who gets to kiss him, Mila looking up at him with pouty face while they’re out for dinner in New York. Full Story

It happened a year ago, exactly. It was a Friday night, the day before their 6th wedding anniversary. Ashton Kutcher was in San Diego at the Hard Rock. There were hot tubs and young girls. One of them, if I recall without Google, was called Sarah Teal. Or was it Leal? Anyway, the tabloids got hold of it and then Demi posted cryptic messages on Twitter and they tried for a while to make it work and then she decided to leave him and then she went to rehab for doing whip-its. Full Story

But to someone else... Exactly a year ago, Demi Moore was getting ready to celebrate her sixth wedding anniversary with Ashton Kutcher. Then he went to San Diego, got into a hot tub with a few young girls, who sold their stories to the tabloids, and, well, she stopped eating. It’s over now and while Demi is still trying to find her way, Ashton made a quick and complete recovery. Full Story

Sometimes I wonder how it is that John Mayer and Ashton Kutcher aren’t best friends. Or could they be? Do we reject that which repulses us in our ourselves? Anyway, now that Katy Perry doesn’t want to be dealing with him anymore, John’s all fresh again with a haircut. He showed up at Mindy Kaling’s party the other night and may have been flirting with her. Full Story

Good God Mila Kunis. GOOD GOD. I posted yesterday about Mila and Ashton Kutcher at the Dodgers game the other night. They shared food. In public. At a sporting event. And if that’s not bad enough... THEY WERE WITH HER PARENTS. More photos have now been released of Mila and Ashton flirting with each other as her parents sat on her other side. Full Story