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His biggest problem

July 7, 2015 14:08:59 Posted at July 7, 2015 14:08:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There were a lot of women. Oklahoma was a few years ago. But Oklahoma was certainly not the one who was the most recent, although the most recent, professional turned personal, that I know of at least, is also not that recognisable, for now. She’s waiting for her moment. Still, these affairs were not the biggest problem. Full Story

She pays for friends

June 17, 2015 15:22:47 Posted at June 17, 2015 15:22:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Since this is coming off a Taylor Swift post, let me clarify off the top now: this is not about Taylor Swift. Or anyone who hangs out with Taylor Swift – at least not yet. You need to go more down market. At the beginning of her career, this one did have friends. They’d room together, audition together. Full Story

Has she had enough yet?

May 28, 2015 14:02:25 Posted at May 28, 2015 14:02:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You remember when he turned up in a small, out-of-the-way-of-Hollywood town not too long ago, for no apparent reason? He was trying to go undercover. Because it turns out, he was there with a woman…a very attractive woman… who is not his wife. They were seen holding hands at the hotel. Full Story

April 24, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 24, 2015 13:07:50 Posted at April 24, 2015 13:07:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Marsha! Happy Birthday this weekend! I know that you’re worried about Monday. And nothing could possibly change that. But…how about a distraction? Emily told me that a blind riddle might help with that. Here’s a fun one that hits a lot of gossip spots. She has a new assistant who works hard, who’s very capable, who is also very attractive. Full Story

Actor vs Director

March 23, 2015 14:51:43 Posted at March 23, 2015 14:51:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

An acclaimed actor. And an acclaimed director. A director with a huge ego, recently made even bigger, and his acclaimed friends are pricks too, so it’s not like there’s anyone around to check his behaviour... until he took it a step too far with someone who has some experience with knocking around douchebags on set. Full Story

Skeeve in real life too

March 9, 2015 14:47:46 Posted at March 9, 2015 14:47:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Theirs is known as one of the most solid show business marriages. Both of them are talented. Both of them work steadily. Both are well-respected. Both can be rather high-brow though they’ve tried at blockbusters and secretly aspire to big movie status without the big movie star lifestyle though, seeing as they do try to live under the radar. Full Story

The parent at the party with strangers

March 3, 2015 16:18:59 Posted at March 3, 2015 16:18:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m trying to bank some goodwill with you so here’s the second blind in two days. You’ll understand tomorrow. Motherhood hasn’t slowed her down. Not professionally and definitely not when she parties. I mean, some people can use recreationally and it doesn’t become a problem. Full Story

Why he’s sleeping on the couch

March 2, 2015 16:16:58 Posted at March 2, 2015 16:16:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Before it happened, his friends were begging him not to do it. Begging him not to make it permanent. But he was in too deep, and a little wounded too after his most recent professional setback. So it happened. Despite all the warnings, he went ahead and made it official. But the happily ever after wore off really quickly. Full Story

February 3, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

February 3, 2015 14:39:13 Posted at February 3, 2015 14:39:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Johanna! HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY! I’m so sorry this is SO late. Because Jennifer was totally on time. So, to make up for my f-ckup, how about a few shots of Idris Elba and this: She’s an actress whose time has come, the performance of her career. Except… no one seems to be all that happy for her, and certainly not those who’ve worked with her, especially the actor who worked with her on this particular film. Full Story

On location influences

January 21, 2015 14:31:26 Posted at January 21, 2015 14:31:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Serious actor with a more serious actor friend, even though their friendship isn’t as public as some of the others. No pictures, but still, their names will appear together on party reports, and it’s always the kind of parties that feature douchebags leering at young models. They’ve come together again on a new project, working away on location. Full Story

Open Professional

December 8, 2014 13:39:17 Posted at December 8, 2014 13:39:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The key to her illustrious career? Talent, of course. But also, she’s always been a professional. She’s never been difficult, she’s never been a drama queen, she always works hard, she’s always prepared. That’s also been the secret to her successful relationship. It’s an open marriage and it’s a solid marriage… because she’s a professional at protecting it. Full Story

Her nickname for him

September 30, 2014 14:24:44 Posted at September 30, 2014 14:24:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

His attraction for her is understandable. Her attraction for him? Not all that clear, really. Unless size really does matter? For me, no. Size can be uncomfortable. For her, clearly a selling feature. Because she's been going around telling her friends about it. And her nickname for him, which she hasn't been shy about sharing, is "Monster Cock". Full Story

Notes on a love triangle

September 24, 2014 14:54:06 Posted at September 24, 2014 14:54:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She started out as a song girl, then acted, keeps trying to do both. At the beginning it was promising but mostly, over the last few years, it’s been a series of disappointments. Personally though, she seemed to have it together. A steady relationship, a solid commitment, no drama… Or maybe it’s because we weren’t paying attention. Full Story

Drinks on the plane

September 10, 2014 13:08:29 Posted at September 10, 2014 13:08:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s an hour to fly from Toronto to New York. By the time you go up, it’s almost like you have to go down again. But she was desperate, desperate for a drink. Even before take-off. Which was not allowed on this flight. She was told she’d have to wait. And she didn’t want to wait. Full Story