Here’s what John Travolta’s hair looked like a month ago. Don’t tell me this is all natural. My hair doesn’t even grow that fast. And I’m practically the world champion of hair growth. This is almost two inches. Please. Full Story

Attention Kelly Preston: if this is coming up on your Google Alerts right now, shut down the computer and go have lunch with Rita Wilson. Trust me, girl, you’re not going to want to hear what the internet has to say today. And why do I suspect Kelly Preston is scanning the blogs for her own name? Well, because after seeing  her husband’s new music video I now realize the Travolta/Prestons are in need of a win and they need this one to work out real bad. Full Story

I just asked Maria what Kirstie Alley is selling and why she’s pimping herself all over Barbara Walters, forgetting that she’s on that Dancing Stars show and must not be eliminated yet. This, apparently, is how she’s trying to secure votes: by telling people that John Travolta isn’t gay. Full Story

It’s your parents who don’t know. And their parents. That’s who this is for. Thank you for explaining it to me the last few weeks. Many of you have emailed to confirm that, indeed, there are people out there, A LOT of people, who still think John Travolta is straight. That it would be impossible for him to be un-straight considering he has a beautiful wife and children. Full Story

First of all...Kelly Preston has a website? Sarah messaged me last night asking if I’d seen the video that John Travolta made for Kelly Preston. I hadn’t and made a point of watching it before passing out thinking it’d be great to fall asleep to the sight of him throwing down a few dance moves in a pair of chaps. Full Story

It’s not just a John Travolta decision anymore. John Travolta will sue and he will fight and he will deny and he will pay what he has to pay to perpetuate the truth that they have struggled so hard to maintain - they being the Church, his wife, his management. His sexuality is THEIR business, his personal life is directed by an entire community. Full Story

You remember when George Michael was repeatedly arrested for soliciting in the woods? I kept writing “Just Get A Computer!” at the time but George, no, George likes to kick it old school. He likes it dark, anonymous, furtive, and, obviously, bucolic; it’s hard to convince him otherwise. For John Travolta, his “forest” is the spa. Full Story

There was a party for Barbra Streisand last night in Malibu to celebrate her 70th birthday. Katie Morosky is 70! Here are John Travolta and Kelly Preston leaving at the end of the night. So...is that a wallet chain coming out of his jeans? This is the sh-t I wish Johnny Depp would cut out of his wardrobe. Full Story

The last time we saw John Travolta - click here to see the photos - he was shaved bald on the set of The Savages. That was just 10 days ago. Yesterday John Travolta was introduced as the brand ambassador for Bombardier business jets at a hangar in Burbank, CA. Full Story

Mad props to the journalist at The Daily Beast who had the balls to do this because trust me it’s not usually allowed. And if it’s attempted, that person is usually threatened with medieval sh-t in the back room. Can you imagine if someone did this to John Travolta? So Kevin Spacey is currently promoting a movie called Casino Jack. Full Story

Carrie Fisher’s HBO special Wishful Drinking, based on her one woman show which was based on her memoir, aired last night. Fisher has become something of a gay icon – her mother, her Leia-ness, her gay ex-husband, her attitude... She was interviewed again by The Advocate and was asked about John Travolta. Full Story

There’s a new interview with Barbara Walters. There’s a double Barbara tonight – the Mighty and also the Most Fascinating People of the Year. While talking with Barbara, Opes addresses the lesbian rumours: "I'm not a lesbian. I'm not even kind of a lesbian." The Mighty Opesey goes on to say that it’s annoying to have people think that because it suggests that she’s dishonest: "The reason why it irritates me is because it means that somebody must think I'm lying. Full Story

“In case you're wondering, Travolta is a bottom.” This might be my favourite sentence of all time. Thanks to all of you who’ve sent it along. I read it while eating my lunch – Gawker’s article on the Secret Sex Live of John Travolta – and I don’t think I want to read anything else all day. Full Story

Katherine Heigl is too busy being too busy these days to do a tv show because she’s looking after her baby and her movie career. TR Knight needed a replacement hag for his nights out. Last night he showed up at the Broadway opening of Promises, Promises with a super Try hag on his arm and cute light long locks. Full Story