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Tuesday, March 31, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

If you believe the bookies, Princess Catherine will be having a girl. And right now, they’re betting on the girl being called Alice. In second place is Elizabeth, followed by Charlotte and Victoria. I’m a gambling person so, obviously, I’m into this. Because someone’s just put $500 on Alice. Do they know someone who works in the royal kitchen and overheard a conversation? The fact that Alice has suddenly become the frontrunner is suspicious. Or maybe it’s a plant. Maybe the royals themselves had someone make the bet to throw people off the real name. But then again, what’s the point?

There are only, like, 10 options. The list isn’t very long. And it’s not like the Queen would ever allow her grandchild to be called Jasmine.  Read Full Intro

Benedict Cumberbatch reads a poem to a king

March 27, 2015 15:12:18 Posted at March 27, 2015 15:12:18
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In 2012 the remains of King Richard III were discovered beneath a parking lot in Leicester, England. It’s an incredible story and I don’t know how it wasn’t a bigger deal—England, was this a huge deal to you? Richard III died at the Battle of Bosworth Field in 1485 and his remains were thought lost for centuries. Full Story

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Seclusion begins

March 27, 2015 14:01:05 Posted at March 27, 2015 14:01:05
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Prince William and Catherine stepped out today to visit the Stephen Lawrence Centre in London. Apparently it’s her final appearance before going into seclusion to have the baby, the spare. Supposedly she’s due at the end of April. So, like, an anniversary spare? They were married on April 29th. Full Story

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A summer without Harry

March 20, 2015 16:47:06 Posted at March 20, 2015 16:47:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Prince Harry is leaving the army. But first, for four weeks starting mid April, he’ll be in Australia, seconded to the Australian Defence Force stationed in Darwin, Perth, and Sydney. Then he’s off to New Zealand before heading to Africa for the entire summer participating in “field-based conservation work”. Full Story

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No Spring Break for Royals

March 18, 2015 17:13:58 Posted at March 18, 2015 17:13:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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It’s not Spring Break for everyone. And definitely not Princess Catherine who stepped out again today for a visit to the Brookhill Children’s Centre in Woolwich. She was just out yesterday for St Patrick’s Day. That’s at least 6 public appearances in the last two weeks. As I’ve been saying, they’re cramming it all in before she goes on maternity leave. Full Story

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Luck of the Irish

March 17, 2015 17:39:41 Posted at March 17, 2015 17:39:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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It's St Patrick's Day. I wore some green today for the debate. And Irish luck was invoked on my behalf. And Duana is Irish. So she's expecting an acknowledgment. She called it a "fly by the seat of your pants" kind of luck. That was pretty much me. Full Story

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An all-royal Friday

March 13, 2015 14:59:25 Posted at March 13, 2015 14:59:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Led by Her Majesty, all senior members of the Royal Family attended a commemoration service today at St Paul’s Cathedral to honour those who died in Afghanistan. For the Queen’s family, this is more than just an official responsibility. As you know, Prince Harry served twice in Afghanistan. Full Story

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The Princess at Downton

March 12, 2015 17:33:44 Posted at March 12, 2015 17:33:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Princess Catherine visited the set of Downton Abbey today and everyone’s making “duchess-duchess” quips. She’s a big deal, the show’s a big deal, Royal + Show Business is always a good sell. And apparently she told them she’s a big fan of the show so they took a group photo that looks hilariously like a royal family photo, except that it’s in the servants’ area of the house. Full Story

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Royal Cumhard

March 11, 2015 17:35:24 Posted at March 11, 2015 17:35:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I’ve been waiting all week for new Benedict Cumberbatch photos so that I can show you what I’m about to show you. Official business first: Benedict Cumberbatch and Sophie Hunter were out last night in London hanging out with Princess Anne at an event to benefit the Motor Neurone Disease Association. Full Story

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Princess in print

March 11, 2015 14:33:53 Posted at March 11, 2015 14:33:53
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Katy Cambridged stepped out today in Margate, England for a visit to Turner Contemporary Art Gallery. She wore a print coat that’s recycled from the last time she was pregnant. Speaking of that… They’re saying now that the baby is due at the end of April. According to the Daily Beast Full Story

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One month countdown

March 9, 2015 17:32:50 Posted at March 9, 2015 17:32:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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They’re saying that Princess Catherine is due in April. No specific date has been revealed, of course, but that would put us at about the one month countdown, right? Here they are, the Cambridges, in London today at Westminster Abbey, attending the Commonwealth Service with Prince Charles and Camilla. Full Story

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Not Emma Watson's boyfriend not at the BRITs

February 25, 2015 22:03:30 Posted at February 25, 2015 22:03:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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After-party maybe? Hopefully? Hot Harry was out today in Newcastle upon Tyne visiting the charity Armed Forces and Veterans Launchpad at Avondale House. This is the first time we've seen him since that bullsh-t story by Woman's Day in Australia about him dating Emma Watson came out on Friday. Full Story

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Prince Charles sold out his sons?

February 20, 2015 15:08:52 Posted at February 20, 2015 15:08:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The BBC aired a super gossipy documentary yesterday called Reinventing The Royals amid reports that the royal family pushed to delay the original air date after learning that the film alleges that Prince Charles had his advisors exploit his sons to boost his popularity and reputation after Diana died. Full Story

Hot Harry’s Swiss Valentine

February 17, 2015 13:49:00 Posted at February 17, 2015 13:49:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Prince Harry was photographed with cousin Princess Eugenie at a ski resort in Switzerland this weekend. The paps weren’t able to conjure up a “mystery companion”. And, you know, if there was one, they would have found her. The last time Full Story

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