There’s a feature on Susan Sarandon in the new issue of PEOPLE. She talks about aging in Hollywood. You can read most of it here. I like the part where she talks about how there are a lot of guys out there who are attracted to interesting women. Because their mothers raised them to be. Full Story

8 months after the birth of Bingham, Kate Hudson is on the beach in Mexico looking like she never had a baby, or two. That is a cuuuute bikini, non? And her breast enhancement was really rather modest. Like, barely noticeable, and only, only, only to piece of sh-t gossip whores who study these things for a living, and even then only when you have the before pictures shoved right up in your face. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan is back to red hair. It’s better, for sure, for her face. It almost mutes the sh-t that she did to it while the blonde was almost like a magnifying glass, highlighting the extremes: the lips, the cheeks. But is it enough?Is it enough to not be distracting?Is it enough to put her in a position of consideration for roles that are not “drug-addicted sister” or “hooker with a secret”? Is it enough to put her in the same conversation as Anne Hathaway or Jennifer Lawrence?To me? No. Full Story

Earlier today, Michael K at Dlisted posted these photos of Debbie Harry and Lindsay Lohan. Harry was horrifyingly mistaken for Lohan. Debbie Harry, by the way, is 66. Lindsay Lohan is 25. And then there’s Tara Reid...There was a time when it couldn’t get worse than Tara Reid. Full Story

I was at a junket on Saturday waiting with other reporters when the subject of Lindsay Lohan came up. Almost everyone agreed that she would be solid that night on SNL. And then we disagreed on whether or not it would mean anything, lead to a career comeback. There were 6 of us. Curiously, both Canadians were of the opinion that even if Lohan was awesome, it still wouldn’t make a difference because her face is now too far gone to recover, to put her in contention for any significant roles beyond “prostitute junkie sister who helps main character escape”. Full Story

Tom Cruise did not walk the carpet with Katie Holmes. Instead, he went straight inside and presented the final award of the night, a responsibility usually reserved for a big deal name. Thank you Mission: Impossible Ghost Protocol. Tom Cruise keeps hanging in there. You do have to admire his tenacity, don’t you? He will never let you push him out. Full Story

Lainey thinks I'm contrary. I am not.  (Lainey: she totally is.) But sometimes if there's an overwhelming opinion that comes at me before I've had a chance to make up my own mind, I will work hard to find validation in the other direction.   Just so there's no chance I'm following the crowd. Full Story

Speaking of entitled losers...Hilarious item appeared on TMZ yesterday. Something about Lindsay Lohan getting closer to signing onto to the Elizabeth Taylor movie...on Lifetime. Click here for my thoughts on that if you missed it. Full Story

Madonna premiered W.E. in London tonight wearing a cape and red leather gloves to match her lips. Go ahead. Start bitching. I know you need to get it out.But her hair looks really good, doesn’t it? Why the gloves? Because earlier in the day at the photo call she was also covering her hands. It’s the hands that show the aging the most, isn’t it? You’d think by now they would have developed a procedure to do with the hands what they do with the forehead and the frown lines, non? Or would that compromise mobility? Jesus, can you imagine? Losing full use of your hands because you wanted them to look younger? By the way, I love the peephole in the blue dress she wore in the afternoon. Full Story

I don’t like the word “regimen”. I think because it’s often confused with “regiment” and I hate when people sound dumb. Like when they add a “d” in “whirlwind” and make it “worldwind”.  Britney used to do this all the time. And Justin Timberlake too, until he started using big words like he’s some kind of celebrity thinker. Full Story

Remember earlier this year, while she was promoting Just Go With It and her new fragrance, I kept going on about a slight puffiness that had taken over Jennifer Aniston’s face? For a while there I was obsessed. Here’s an article from March 11 for a refresher. Full Story

It’s been something like 3 weeks since Lindsay Lohan called up the paps. They must have her on some kind of lockdown because you know she doesn’t have that kind of willpower.So here she is leaving the salon last night, getting her attention fix. I actually like what she’s wearing. I mean the hat is ridiculous, but the pants are good, the shirt is good, I almost thought it was all good up and down, and then I saw the lips. Full Story

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green showed up at the Hollywood premiere of Puss in Boots LA yesterday which I will watch in theatres because...have you seen the trailer? It looks awesome. And early reviews are very, very good. The kids will love it. The grown-ups too. So it was a family outing for Megan and BAG with his son. Full Story

She needs one. Badly. This is Lindsay Lohan last night in LA at the Saints Row: The Third party. You know, I have to get over my prejudice against video gaming events as, like, celebrity stops. Video games are throwing the most money around these days. The famous people, they go where the cash is. And they always have. Full Story