First reaction seeing these shots of Taylor Lautner on set today in New York: I thought they already made this movie...? It was the one with Lily Collins. Didn’t see it but the trailer showed him on the run all the time and super intense about his identity -- one of the reasons I call him Tom Cruise Jr. Full Story

Two very different types of stars, two very different body types. Today we’re kicking off the weekend by taking off the shirts of Michael Phelps and Taylor Lautner. Ok yes, some of the Taylor pics below are of a wax figure, but we’ve included the real thing for your pleasure and to illustrate the point that when it comes to body hair, variety is the spice of life. Full Story

Does that even make sense? I don’t know. But I’m running out of times of day. And moon phases. Waning Gibbous on Twilight didn’t sound so good. Anyway, the MTV Movie Award nominations were announced yesterday. Mega Twi-Hard anxiety ensued because Twilight, which has dominated this event for the last few years, only received one nomination… and not even the most important one: Best Kiss. Full Story

All your nightmares are coming true. In a move that surprised no one, Disney chief Bob Iger announced that not only are they continuing Star Wars with Episode VII, but they’ll also make spin-off films of popular characters. EW is reporting that two of the projects are centered on the origin story of Han Solo and a “bounty hunter adventure” starring Boba Fett (the guy who hands Han over to Jabba the Hutt at the end of Empire Strikes Back). Full Story

Twilight 5 is expected to earn between $140 - $160 million this weekend. So if you want to see Bond, do you look for it at a community theatre as opposed to heading to the super cinemas where Twi-Hards will have taken over? Click here Full Story

OMG are you ready? Twilight 5 opens wide wide wide tomorrow! So far the reviews have been... decent? The movie is rating over 65% at this writing on Rotten Tomatoes although amusingly enough, even the ones who are coming in on a “fresh” ranking seem to amount to. Full Story

The Vanity Fair cover, remember? No? Click here for a refresher. As I noted at the time, directed to Robert Pattinson -- WHO IS F-CKING WITH YOU??? Here’s Pattinson on the cover of L’Uomo Vogue. The eyeliner is good. He’s very beautiful. Full Story

Things about the Twilight contingent’s presentation that were gross, in no particular order: -Peter Facinelli’s dead-eyes as he calculated how much of his salary is worth him doing endless teen press. -Taylor Lautner’s tan and sad uncomprehending smile. Does he know what’s actually going on, often?  Sometimes I’m not sure. Full Story

This must be why he’s walking around with his shirt unbuttoned. Check out Tom Cruise’s Junior Mint, Taylor Lautner, after dinner last night in West Hollywood showing you the man he is via shots of his young chest. The child thinks he’s Colin Farrell now, poor thing. If only they could all be Colin Farrell with a few strategically forgotten buttons. Full Story

Oh, TCAs.  I forgot you were on, you hilarious street party.   There should maybe be more here to be critical of, but why, when it’s all so much fun?  Because all the ambitions and strategies are so naked and forced and everyone has just been through a metamorphosis and it’s SO DAMN CUTE. Full Story

The Hollywood Reporter interviewed the head of Paramount Adam Goodman. Click here to read the full article. Among the many topics he addressed, including Transformers 4 without Shia Labeouf etc, was the Top Gun sequel. It’s happening. Tom Cruise wants to do it. Full Story

As noted yesterday in the Twi-Hard Immortal article, Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner had their hand and footprints cemented in Hollywood. It was worth it for the crazies in attendance. Not only because their beloved story was commemorated forever at the historic Grauman’s, but also because Stewart and Pattinson were very, very cute together, no longer as reticent, particularly on her part, to behave as a couple. Full Story

Remember when Taylor Lautner met with Gus Van Sant and Dustin Lance Black for dinner last month? A writer, a director and an actor at a table together can only mean one thing—they’re working together. Or, at least Lautner and Van Sant are. The Hollywood Reporter just announced that they’re setting up a project together, based on a New Yorker article Lautner’s production company optioned. Full Story

Oh look it’s the GMD! With a new haircut!He was keeping it long for Rock of Ages. Now it’s time for Jack Reacher. Yes, Tom Cruise is Jack Reacher in the Hollywood adaptation of One Shot. Tom has already taken a lot of sh-t for this casting decision because, well, for starters, Jack Reacher is supposed to be something like 6 ft 5 which. Full Story