It was quite a tame Valentine’s Day, celebrity-wise. Jessica took Jackpot Johnson out for a spin, Goop showed us the joy of cooking for one and apparently Brad gifted Angie with breath mints. So when in doubt, turn to the mothers. Vanessa Minnillo shared a page from her private family diary with PEOPLE. Full Story

It’s my favourite story this week. Remember when Jessica Simpson went out for dinner with her boyfriend at the same restaurant as her ex husband Nick Lachey and ‘Nessa Minnillo? Click here for a refresher. According to Us Weekly, my Porny drank away her insecurities, and then let her bitch out, sniping to a server that, “I hope Vanessa likes her clothes because I bought them for her, since Nick took all my money. Full Story

Jessica Simpson and her attachment Eric Johnson went out for dinner last night to Red-O in Hollywood. Also there, purely by coincidence, was ex-husband Nick Lachey with his long-time squeeze Vanessa Minnillo. No, no, no, I’m sure it wasn’t awkward. But Eric was awfully extra about his affection towards Porny while they were leaving, leaning in from behind with the cameras in their faces, recognising a moment where he’d be extra needed. Full Story

For this? The caption on these photos reads: Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo promote their vodka in Hollywood, CA And it’s not like I don’t understand the value of celebrity endorsements. I get it. Of course. But what in the f-ck of the what in the what is the purpose of vodka by Nick & Vanessa? Are they marketing this for Jersey Shore? Sh-t bitches, pour that Grey Goose down the drain. Full Story

In Miami at LIV at the Fountainebleau – Nick and Nessa in matching shiny sheen delight. But not really. Vanessa Minnillo is such a beautiful girl in real life. But her persistent pageant styles are for sh-t. And not sure what she’s doing with that hair. Nick Lachey, after outselling his ex wife Jessica Simpson in their post-divorce album duel, has pretty much gone nowhere. Full Story

Been ages since Nick Lachey and his paqeant girl Vanessa Minnillo have been seen on the scene. But you know how these things work, right? Nick is the host of ABC’s High School Musical Get in the Picture. The show premieres on Sunday... amazingly enough, Nick and Nessa turned up at Katsuya for dinner last night, greeted by the paparazzi. Full Story

Nick Lachey and gorgeous pageant queen Vanessa Minnillo were out for dinner last night at Katsu-ya looking like they just stepped out of 2002. Boot cut over pointy toe for her and borderline boyband/guido tee for him… not unlike what my mom sent over Full Story

Some people are way better looking in person than in photos. Petra Nemcova is a good example. Not that she doesn’t look good in photos, only in person, she’s more than just a freakishly beautiful, garden variety supermodel. Vanessa Minnillo is also of this category. And you know already my thoughts on her pageant fashion pageant fashion Full Story

Nick Lachey is very, very nice. Very well mannered, very professional, seemingly intelligent, and surprisingly well spoken. I think it would be hard not to like him. Quivering for him, however, is another matter entirely. But there were many people quivering for him last night at Matt Leinart’s party, our second party of the evening, also in support of a charitable cause. Full Story

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo celebrated their birthdays last night in Vegas at LAX. As you can see, his Carb Face is as pronounced as ever. And this poor girl – even when she’s wearing cool clothes, she still turns it into pageant fashion. Incidentally, she’s wearing the Alice + Olivia mentioned above, only hers is in navy. Full Story

They may be laywered now but something tells me…somehow they will leak. Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo were on holiday in Mexico at a private resort – supposedly some photographer was able to zoom in on them going at it hardcore in the Jacuzzi. Like Hard.Core. Reportedly a variety of bendy positions, so sizzling, so dirty they’re apparently right on par with One Night in Paris…only without the night vision lighting and Vanessa looks like she’s a more interested participant. Full Story

Help her. Vanessa Minnillo – SO beautiful, SO lovely, SO brilliantly maneuvered her way into co-habitation with Nick Lachey, but the girl can’t shake the pageant fashion. Or the assy fashion. Check her out last night at a charity benefit wearing something…gasp!!!... that Jessica Simpson would wear. Full Story

Source Black. What’s wrong with black? Is it possible? Is it possible for Vanessa Minnillo to walk a carpet without blinding glitter? Would one matte choice send her over the edge? Or is that too much to ask? Granted, it’s not the worst ever. Full Story

Seriously y’all…I am done with Vanessa Minnillo. Done, over, sick, Rossum! Is it at all possible for this girl to wear anything other than orange? Or gold? Or teal? With sequins and pearls and rhinestones and a Miss America sash with gleaming white teeth? Question: What is wrong with black? Answer: There is nothing wrong with black. Full Story