SPOILER. William, his Catherine, and Hot Harry watched Zara Phillips and Team GB win the silver medal today in equestrian! Zara did not medal herself but of all people, with her family origins, she’d be the first to say the individual is not important. As for Will and Kate... There’s some husband/wife flirting going on here, non? SO cute. Full Story

Prince Harry and Princess Eugenie were out together at the Arts Club in Mayfair on Friday night until 2am. According to UK gossips - never super reliable - Harry at one point was seen being sick in front of the girls’ loo. Some people then boasted about standing in it afterwards on Facebook. Full Story

It’s not a royal wedding, technically, right? Because Zara Phillips does not hold a royal title? Princess Anne specifically chose not to burden her children with one. But she is the Queen’s eldest granddaughter. So even though it’s not officially a royal wedding, there will be royals, many of them, in attendance. Full Story

Hot Harry on a Horse played polo again this weekend. This time his cousins came to watch. As you can see, Harry and Zara Phillips are close. And he’s also close with her fiancé Mike Tindall. Zara and Mike are to marry on July 30th. UK tabloids are now reporting that Chelsy Davy is apparently not welcome. Full Story

Zara Phillips announced her engagement to Mike Tindall early today. Then the two stepped out of their home Gloucestershire and posed for photos. In jeans and quilted vests. Like normal people. Right? They look like normal people. Only the Queen is her grandmother. And she has to go to Buckingham Palace for tea when summoned. Full Story

Zara Phillips is engaged to Mike Tindall. Tindall is a former rugby player. They’ve been together for years. She of course is the daughter of Princess Anne. She’s the oldest granddaughter of the Queen. She’s an equestrian. She however is not a Princess. Anne decided she did not want her children to have royal titles. Full Story