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Zoe’s dress distraction

July 22, 2014 17:24:44 Posted at July 22, 2014 17:24:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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There’s been some buzz that Zoe Saldana is pregnant. If she is, she wore a dress to try and distract from it last night at the Guardians Of The Galaxy premiere. So, while you baby-obsessed are busy trying to figure out whether or not it’s a bump, I’ll be over here talking about her hair… As bobs go, this is not the best I’ve seen. Full Story

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Kaley’s two bad hair days

June 20, 2014 16:09:14 Posted at June 20, 2014 16:09:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Christopher Polk/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

I wasn’t going to write about Kaley Cuoco until July 2, the one year anniversary of her letting us know that she was dating Henry Cavill, only to break up with him 10 days later. That whole mess made him look like a fool and elevated her to a new level of celebrity. But Cuoco showed up to two events this week – first on Wednesday at the Vera Wang opening and then last night at Critics’ Choice. Full Story

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Ethan Hawke > Orlando Bloom

June 9, 2014 15:50:11 Posted at June 9, 2014 15:50:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet, SartorialPhoto/ Splash

Not really into men with bobs. Orlando Bloom is wearing his hair bobbed. And when he has to wear the bob fancy, he gets it all gel wet and pushes it back. Doesn’t work for me. He hasn’t worked for me in a long, long time. I’m not actually sure he really works for anyone. The reason why they think he still works is because they see him from memory. Full Story

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Katie Holmes & Kate Upton: MET Scarlett O’Haras

May 6, 2014 17:01:38 Posted at May 6, 2014 17:01:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Larry Busacca/ TIMOTHY A. CLARY/ Dimitrios Kambouris/ Getty

We should all be thanking these two Kates for being at the MET Gala last night. For delivering the vom. Like, what does Anna Wintour have against Kate Upton? Two years ago she had to pay her own way into the party. Last year, she was invited… But then… Wait. Do you need me to remind you? I will remind you. Full Story

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One Day More

April 24, 2014 16:03:45 Posted at April 24, 2014 16:03:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Stefan Postles/ Pool/ Getty

Come on. How could I resist? You know how I feel about Les Miserables. And if you want to read something subversive into it, considering the subject matter, fine, but really, I’m just thinking of a song. Anyway, Prince William and his Catherine are almost at the end of their tour of New Zealand and Australia. Full Story

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John Travolta: Worst Oscar Hair

March 3, 2014 13:30:53 Posted at March 3, 2014 13:30:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Frazer Harrison/ Kevin Winter/ Christopher Polk/ Getty Images

So he butchered Idina Menzel’s name. He f-cked that sh-t up so bad that within minutes there was a Twitter account for @AdeleDazim. I am still laughing about this. But it might be a little mean. Actually, laughing about people having trouble reading is totally mean. Full Story

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Bradley & Suki’s bad hair go public

January 20, 2014 15:12:22 Posted at January 20, 2014 15:12:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bradley Cooper did not bring his mother to the SAG Awards on Saturday… WHY??? She better be coming to the Oscars. I need to see her at the Oscars. Instead of his awesome mom, Coop had his girlfriend Suki Waterhouse with him – which is the first time she’s joined him so publicly at a major event. Full Story

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Jonah’s Best Day Ever

January 17, 2014 14:30:37 Posted at January 17, 2014 14:30:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FREDERIC J. BROWN/ Kevin Winter/ Christopher Polk/ Getty

Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange, was nominated for his 2nd Oscar yesterday. Then he got to sit with Marty and Leo at the Critics’ Choice Awards and Leo even namechecked him in his speech! Best day ever! This is why Jonah Hill, 2X Oscar nominee and friend of Marty, Leo, and Brange, doesn’t want to be funny in interviews Full Story

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Short hair and Smarties

November 11, 2013 21:33:20 Posted at November 11, 2013 21:33:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

When I first posted about Jennifer Lawrence’s new short hair last week (click here for a refresher) I called it news anchor hair, which means I wasn’t really feeling it.  It’s not growing on me. In fact, I dislike it more every time I see her. Full Story

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Colin Farrell for Valentine’s Day

November 8, 2013 16:58:57 Posted at November 8, 2013 16:58:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Winter/ Jason Merritt/ Getty

Colin Farrell was at the premiere of Saving Mr. Banks last night. I really hate his hair right now. It’s his chance to be in a movie that’s critically acclaimed AND commercially successful, finally. Colin will follow that up in February, on Valentine’s Day, with Winter’s Tale, which he shot in New York around this time last year. Full Story

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Too much flat iron

November 7, 2013 18:17:18 Posted at November 7, 2013 18:17:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Michael Loccisano/ Larry Busacca/ Getty

Overkill on the flat iron for Keith Urban at the CMAs, right? I’ve still only watched the opening monologue but his face also looked a lot like his wife’s. Smoother cheeks or something? Also, did he seem a bit off? I feel like he was a bit off. Which goes against conventional wisdom. Because he’s supposed to be more chill and fun to be around when she’s not, right? The video and photo assumption, to me at least, seems like it’s the opposite. Full Story

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The Pinnacle of Taylor Swift

November 7, 2013 15:47:04 Posted at November 7, 2013 15:47:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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AdMedia/ Splash, Rick Diamond/ Michael Loccisano/ Getty

Taylor Swift was nominated for several awards last night. And while she was not named Best Female Artist, she did receive the Country Music Association’s Pinnacle Award, an honour that has only been bestowed once before – to Garth Brooks. She’s 23 years old. This is HUGE. How huge? Look at all the legends who were brought out to PRESENT IT TO HER. Full Story

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Johnny Depp goes blonde

October 21, 2013 17:30:21 Posted at October 21, 2013 17:30:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

I don’t know if this is so much blonde as it is…orange? It’s sun-in. Do you know sun-in? Sun-in was a product we used back in the day to lighten our hair. You’d spray the sun-in on and then go in the sun. Most of us just cheated and turned on the hair dryer. What came out wasn’t so much blonde as it was…burnt. Full Story

Banging with Jennifer Garner

October 18, 2013 17:14:10 Posted at October 18, 2013 17:14:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Getty

Jennifer Garner was at the premiere of Dallas Buyers Club in LA last night with a fully present fringe – not parted, not swept to the side. Last week on The Social we talked about hair extensions and how almost everyone you think has great hair in Hollywood probably uses them. Full Story

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