Dina vs Glee/GOOP
Some people you love to hate. I love to hate Katherine Heigl. It’s so much fun. And Jessica Biel too. Very entertaining. Many of you feel the same way about Gwyneth Paltrow. I get that. She’s always there, giving you reason.
But Dina Lohan, Dina Lohan you can’t love to hate. Dina Lohan you just hate. At least I do. There is nothing entertaining about Dina Lohan. There’s nothing redeemable about Dina Lohan. Dina Lohan sucks. Everything. She sucks it all out of her children, she sucks it all out of anything she can suck. She’s a professional sucker, opportunity, appendage, or otherwise.
And now she’s trying to suck off Glee.
If you watched last night’s episode, you will recall a scene in which Gwyneth Paltrow – in perfect Spanish no less – tries to make her class more interesting by using phrases she thinks her students can relate to.
“Lindsay Lohan is totally crazy right?”
“How many times has Lindsay Lohan been to rehab?”
Whatever. It wasn’t particularly funny, and the good parts came after, when my G bounced off Kurt; they had great chemistry.
But guess who’s threatening legal action again?
Of course it is.
Dina Lohan told Gossip Cop exclusively that her lawyers are writing to Glee to yell at them for defaming her daughter.
Stupid f-cking twat... WHERE’S THE DEFAMATION???
Lilo was just namechecked on the most popular show on television. She’s probably happy about it, no matter the context. And here’s another thing about Dina Lohan and her constant baseless bullsh-t – nobody ever calls her on it. If she tried to tell me that her lawyers were sending a letter to Glee, I’d tell her to save her money and stop talking out of her ass. I’d also tell her she’s a useless twat and a compulsive liar, and make her to show me a copy of the letter so as to prove she’s not using me as her mouthpiece when she knows she doesn’t have a leg to stand on.
Have you ever noticed that when Dina Lohan releases any statements about anything, she always speaks in the royal We?
“The Family is very disappointed that a judge would say that in a court of law.”
Like the Lohans are the Kennedys?
I feel violent.
File photos from Wenn.com