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Julie Bowen took all the ruffles

September 23, 2013 17:30:32 Posted at September 23, 2013 17:30:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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It turns out I wasn’t specific enough on Friday when I hoped that Julie Bowen would stay away from taffeta. I should have also have included ruffles. Too late. She took all the ruffles. She took all the ruffles and forced them to f-ck like rabbits and they multiplied – in pink! – all over this dress. Full Story

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Gwyneth’s weekend: garden parties and book signings

August 26, 2013 18:01:44 Posted at August 26, 2013 18:01:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Hypnotics/ Splash, Kevin Mazur/ Getty

Gwyneth Paltrow and Stella McCartney hosted an English garden party for GOOP in the Hamptons on Friday. How do you make it on the guest list for this event? If I walked in would they automatically direct my Chinese ass into the kitchen? The dress with the two hearts is Stella, obviously. I love it a LOT. Full Story

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Victoria Beckham eats and smiles

August 22, 2013 19:22:08 Posted at August 22, 2013 19:22:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

NY Times Style profile on Victoria Beckham. You know what? She gives a good interview. She gives a FUN interview. So I’m not excerpting it because I don’t want you to miss out on her tone. She is at once cheeky, but also honest, and, when it counts, very serious, especially about her business. Full Story

Posh: salmon tartare and two glasses of wine

February 18, 2013 19:28:02 Posted at February 18, 2013 19:28:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The Beckhams were out today in London. According to the paps, it was an early celebration for Cruz who turns 8 on Wednesday. H7 put on a party dress and had her dad carry her bottle. What’s the rate of H7’s re-wear? Just once? Or is there a recycle system in her closet? Anyway, here’s something I thought you might enjoy: My friend had dinner at Cucina Asellina in London on Saturday night. Full Story

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No birthday cake, just a birthday platter

April 18, 2012 16:29:16 Posted at April 18, 2012 16:29:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet

There requires a certain discipline to be a celebrity. Duana referenced it last week in her post about Lady Gaga tweeting her popstar diet and workout routine. Click here if you missed it. Food indulgences must be defied. Food is evil. As Kate Moss once said, “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”. Full Story

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Much better, thank you

February 28, 2012 16:20:42 Posted at February 28, 2012 16:20:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Angelina Jolie followed up the Right Leg situation at the Oscars on Sunday night with a family outing that included Brad Pitt’s mother. The twins were trotted out for the occasion. Oh, and the paps were around. Funny that. Coincidence or conspiracy?As you’d expect, I took a lot of sh-t for sh-t disturbing yesterday in my Jolie Right Leg analysis article. Full Story

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Fat’s ok on a baby

October 31, 2011 15:59:47 Posted at October 31, 2011 15:59:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Flynet, Bauer-Griffin

Victoria Beckham took Harper Seven to her big brother Brooklyn’s football game the other day. As you can see, H7, like her other brother Romeo, seems to have inherited her mother’s mouth. It’s a very distinctive Posh mouth. Also, H7 is all rolls. Look at her big cheeks! And that chunk all over her legs! SO cute. Full Story

Worst Hamster Wheel: Julie Bowen

September 19, 2011 08:40:21 Posted at September 19, 2011 08:40:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana This is a hard one. Of course it is impossible to miss how thin Julie Bowen is. I didn’t hear her on the carpet this time, and she is not one of the people whose magazine profiles I will read while standing in the drugstore but she apparently has a host of excuses for why that is. Full Story

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Jolie & the Duchess: thin friends and shoe friends

July 25, 2011 09:14:15 Posted at July 25, 2011 09:14:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were spotted together at the Dorchester in London on Saturday. You know who used to stay at the Dorchester? Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. It was one of their favourites. They’d have massive rows there and then wake everyone up all over again with their f-cking. Full Story

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Happy Sisters

July 18, 2011 07:00:05 Posted at July 18, 2011 07:00:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Jolie took her two girls out yesterday to a store in LA called Ozzie Dots. They seem to sell costumes. I guess the Chosen One Shiloh wants to be the Bad Angel. For the wedding? While Us Weekly reported last week that the two are planning on marrying before the end of the year, possibly at their chateau in France, People Full Story

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Met Back-Hard Pose-Hard: Renee Zellweger

May 3, 2011 09:09:20 Posted at May 3, 2011 09:09:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I’ve already noted on previous occasions, it is not a relaxing exercise watching Renee Zellweger posing on a carpet. So much effort is involved. The first time I covered the Costume Institute Gala it was with my friend Lara – hi Lara!!! – and we were obviously jerking off over every single arrival and I remember standing beside Lara as Renee was doing her thing, and afterwards, after she had ducked into the doors, both of unconsciously started rolling our shoulders and turning our necks, as if we needed a massage, just from seeing Renee lock her body into place for the cameras. Full Story

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This is not a problem

April 6, 2011 13:21:35 Posted at April 6, 2011 13:21:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian flew back to LA from Houston yesterday after she sang the national anthem at the NCAA championship game. No problem here, right? Especially not with her legs? Totally fine! That's what she's insisting on her Twitter: dear lord! I do not workout too much nor do I starve myself. Full Story

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This is healthy

April 5, 2011 08:05:04 Posted at April 5, 2011 08:05:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not sure why the NCAA asked LeAnn Rimes to sing the national anthem at the game yesterday. But she was there, along with Eddie Cibrian, in Houston for the championship game, proudly flaunting her healthy legs in a white dress and huge heels. Healthy. That’s what she calls it. That’s what she insists it is. Full Story

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Happiness is Sofia Vergara

March 18, 2011 09:13:00 Posted at March 18, 2011 09:13:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Come on. Look at her. When you do, don't you smile? Even laugh? She's happiness. She is Joy. All bouncy and sh-t. With a hint of crazy. Sex without the tawdry. So fun. Right? Here's Sofia Vergara on the set of Modern Family with her son Manolo. She talks about him a lot. I like the way she says his name. Full Story

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