Even though there was a screening for it the night before, or two nights before, the official official New York premiere of Blue Valentine went down last night. Michelle Williams looked lovely. Ryan Gosling had on a really great jacket. They posed with the kid. It was all the same. Except Blake Lively turned up. Full Story

Today at Paris Fashion Week it was Chanel. And therefore Karl’s moment. You know, Karl doesn’t have small moments. It’s always a spectacle and he is always the grand prince. I really love when he makes his exit entrance. It’s really the definition of amazingness. Flanked by the incomparable Ines de la Fressange, unchanged after all these years, and of course his muse Baptiste, Karl celebrated his new collection – clothes most of us can only look at and dream about. Full Story

Remember when Karl Lagerfeld dismissed Heidi Klum because: “I don’t know her. She was never in Paris.” It’s one of my favourite quotes of all time, and that’s something coming from a crazy bitch who’s good for it every time he opens his mouth. Click here Full Story

Every year Karl Lagerfeld summers in St Tropez. Even artistic geniuses need some downtime. But his muse is never far away. Because the artistic genius never takes a break. So here he is, the Karl with Baptiste, going for a stroll on the boulevard, and then, oh just a little swing time, we all need a little swing time, non? After that it was over to the Chanel exhibit where, as noted in this f-cking AMAZING image caption detail: Baptiste does what he does best, models for and inspires Karl Lagerfeld. Full Story

Don’t delude yourself into thinking that Hollywood has substance. Hollywood is, and will always be, a looks-based industry. That’s the answer to Why Is Blake Lively. Because, if you’ve spent any time at all watching Gossip Girl, you know it’s certainly not about talent. But it is about those legs. Full Story

There was a Chanel party last night. And while many celebrities were in Monaco for the World Music Awards, Karl confirmed the only celebrity who mattered in the South of France – if Johnny Depp comes to your event, your event is made. Johnny was with Vanessa who of course is tight with Lagerfeld. Full Story

Written by Sarah This one's for Laurel - thanks for the request. Karl Lagerfeld made a short film called Remember Now.  It’s about the haute life in St. Tropez. He debuted it this week during the Chanel Cruise 2011 show in St. Full Story

Karl Lagerfeld screened his short film Remember Now in St Tropez yesterday. All his skinny bitches were summoned to support him. Mostly models of course but also two of his favourites Vanessa Paradis and Diane Kruger with boyfriend Joshua Jackson. This is the second outing in a row that she’s toted around that basket. Full Story

You’ve been sending me snippets of Karl Lagerfeld’s Vice interview, but have you read the entire article? Wait. Don’t click just yet. Make sure you have time to savour. Make sure you won’t be interrupted by a phone call. Because he will make your head spin and your bitch sing. Full Story

It’s Friday. Some Karl on a Friday, “thanks God” because it’s been an exceptionally strong I Hate People week. Karl hates everyone. But not people who were in Paris. Heh. Full Story

It’s been a day. Am still sick, dog tired, but a little Karl to bring things to a close makes everything worthwhile. This is Karl the other day in St Tropez. It’s summertime. And he’s wearing long sleeves and those leather gloves. Apparently Karl has not only successful controlled his appetite, he also has blocked his sweat glands. Full Story

There was a rumour circulating last week that Karl Lagerfeld was being replaced at Chanel. Obviously a major development. The rumour was swiftly debunked. Karl is still perched in place… But at 75, maybe Karl – blasphemy! – is losing his touch? It’s not possible. Full Story

It’s Karl. At the airport in Nice. I mean... I just... Love him SO much. If I could redo my youth, I’d like to spend my gap year in his presence as his style slave, existing on his verbal abuse and dying inside at his indifference. Anyway, have you heard about this book? Merci Karl! by his former assistant – an expose on Lagerfeld Full Story

Thanks to Yumi for sending this along… It’s the best thing I’ve EVER read. In. My. Life. Harper’s Bazaar. An “Ask Karl” feature. And don’t say to me – Karl who? You KNOW Karl. I don’t want to know you if you don’t know Karl. So anyway, the magazine poses fashion questions and Karl writes his replies. Full Story