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Happy Anniversary, Reese

April 23, 2014 19:20:46 Posted at April 23, 2014 19:20:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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You know what yesterday was? It was the one year anniversary of “Do you know my name?” Or, as the brilliant Michael K at Dlisted would say, Laura Jean Poon’s birthday. And she bounced back as quickly as James Franco did when he perved on a teenager on social media. Full Story

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You should always go full Mean Girl

August 26, 2013 13:47:32 Posted at August 26, 2013 13:47:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, EMMANUEL DUNAND/ Getty

Inspired by a line in Tropic Thunder. Either you know it or you don’t. I started the VMAs on Team Taylor last night. The hair and makeup were good. The matching colour dress with her bff Selena Gomez was good. With an ex-boyfriend in the house and the girlfriend of an ex-boyfriend in the house, that’s how you do. Full Story

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VOGUE: JLaw & JLO

August 12, 2013 15:34:07 Posted at August 12, 2013 15:34:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here’s the Jennifer Lawrence VOGUE cover. It’s the all-important September issue. It’s an understandable choice. Really, who’s had a better year than Jennifer Lawrence? And the interview? Towards the end of the interview, Lawrence’s best friend and assistant, Justine, claims that the “secret” to Lawrence’s charm and perceived unpretentiousness is that she’s not playing the game: “Literally everyone else is playing the game, but she is not. Full Story

The family intervention

May 9, 2013 18:45:03 Posted at May 9, 2013 18:45:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Chelsea Lauren/ Getty

According to US Weekly, Chris and Luke Hemsworth, brothers of Liam Hemsworth, who is still, apparently, Miley Cyrus’s fiancé, stepped in about a month ago to convince him to leave her. Like a romance intervention. Because she’s not good for him. Full Story

The Dowager Countess from Croydon

November 8, 2012 18:48:48 Posted at November 8, 2012 18:48:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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From Croydon??? I’m getting there... Kate Moss is promoting a book of her modelling photos. She agreed to only two interviews in support of the release: Vanity Fair (which I wrote about last week, click here for a refresher) and The New York Times. Full Story

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It’s Gonna Be Me

October 24, 2012 16:02:31 Posted at October 24, 2012 16:02:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Is my favourite N Sync song. What? I love it. I totally Wayne Robsoned it back in the day, OK? For some reason it was the lyric that came to mind reading this story -- that Justin Timberlake only invited 2 of the other 4 members of N Sync to his wedding. JC Chasez and Chris Kirkpatrick were allowed to come if they wanted to. Full Story

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VMA Karmic Payback: USA Gymnastics Team

September 7, 2012 15:58:41 Posted at September 7, 2012 15:58:41
Duana Posted by Duana
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Kevin Mazur/ Jason LaVeris/ Kevin Winter/ Christopher Polk/ Getty

Did I miss the part where they actually introduced these girls?   I mean, I know the Olympics wasn’t long ago, but we’re used to seeing them all in skintight leotards and the same skinned-back hairstyle.  It’s not like we’re at the point where there’s full facial recognition when they’re dressed like people, especially on a really, really wide shot. Full Story

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VMAs: Twilight “Family”

September 7, 2012 14:23:13 Posted at September 7, 2012 14:23:13
Duana Posted by Duana
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Things about the Twilight contingent’s presentation that were gross, in no particular order: -Peter Facinelli’s dead-eyes as he calculated how much of his salary is worth him doing endless teen press. -Taylor Lautner’s tan and sad uncomprehending smile. Does he know what’s actually going on, often?  Sometimes I’m not sure. Full Story

Lohan punks Woody, begs Anna

May 7, 2012 14:27:55 Posted at May 7, 2012 14:27:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Sharpshooter Images/Splash

Woody Allen agreed to meet Lindsay Lohan for dinner the other night in New York. The paps were there to shoot them on their way out. Of course. And who do you think texted them the location? As you know, the Met Gala is tonight. Rumour has it Lohan is desperate to attend. And desperate to find someone to dress her. Full Story

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All that and no cover

March 22, 2012 19:48:36 Posted at March 22, 2012 19:48:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

God, Anna Wintour is such a mega bitch it’s...amazing.Here’s Victoria Beckham in Vogue this month, NOT the cover. Even though it’s a pretty long ass article. The kind of long article that usually belongs to the front page subject. The kind of article with the kind of access that, for any other celebrity, comes only with a front page guarantee. Full Story

GOOP and the new Spice Girls

February 29, 2012 17:26:50 Posted at February 29, 2012 17:26:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Obviously I LOVE this story. SO MUCH.Gwyneth Paltrow, Cameron Diaz, Reese Witherspoon, and Beyonce will star in a musical comedy called One Hit Wonders to be written and directed by Glee’s Ryan Murphy. Andy Samberg and the Lonely Island are doing the songs.Let me give you a minute to stop punching yourself in the face. Full Story

Gisele: meangirl gets meangirled

February 7, 2012 17:40:26 Posted at February 7, 2012 17:40:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Boston Globe/Getty

Girl sh-t is the best sh-t. You know. So Gisele was overheard sh-tting on the Patriots receivers to a friend after the Super Bowl on Sunday night after getting heckled by a Giants fan. Click here for a refresher. That exploded in a huge story yesterday, almost overshadowing the result of the game itself. Full Story

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GG Best Meangirls: Queen Latifah, Mary J Blige, and Elton John

January 16, 2012 15:29:56 Posted at January 16, 2012 15:29:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Jason Merritt/Handout/Frazer Harrison/Getty

I would have wanted to sit at that table. Next to Latifah and Mary J. Especially during Madonna’s nauseating acceptance speech. Because did you see Latifah’s face? She was ...patronising. And she was holding back some serious sh-t. The video is below. And I’ve also screen-capped their expressions. Amazing, right? Right after that they cut to Elton John who was overheard, much earlier, at the beginning of the broadcast, saying NO F-CKING WAY when someone asked if Madonna had a chance of winning. Full Story

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Meangirl in the hall

January 9, 2012 18:13:09 Posted at January 9, 2012 18:13:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Alberto E. Rodriguez/Frederick M. Brown/Getty

Remember when my friend Lara and I were cut down by Anna Wintour’s eyes at the MET Gala a few years ago? Click here for a refresher. It was the best. I mean, you know that woman is a Master Bitch. And to have experienced it first hand... these are the small joys of the job. Full Story

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