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Princess at work

October 23, 2014 19:32:38 Posted at October 23, 2014 19:32:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Princess Catherine stepped out tonight in London to attend the Action on Addiction Autumn Gala. It’s her third official appearance of the week since announcing her second pregnancy and recovering enough from HG (please don’t make me spell it). So they’re putting her back into the rotation quickly and with some intensity. Full Story

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Harry’s dinner companions

October 23, 2014 17:01:04 Posted at October 23, 2014 17:01:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Hot Harry went out for dinner in London last night. He looked like he was in a great mood when he was leaving. Very relaxed. Thought you might want to see who he was with. Friends. The paps were able to get a few shots of some of them. And because we’re all nosy gossips, I thought you might want to see some of those shots. Full Story

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How Princess got her groove back

October 22, 2014 15:18:17 Posted at October 22, 2014 15:18:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

New cover of PEOPLE features Catherine Cambridge and the online article is titled: “How Princess Kate Got Back to Her 'Smiling, Bubbly Self” Drugs? Massages? Horny books? Good sex? Netflix? I don’t know. Full Story

Princess in blue

October 21, 2014 20:52:12 Posted at October 21, 2014 20:52:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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As promised, here are the shots of Princess Catherine tonight in London at the Wildlife Photographer of The Year 2014 Awards at the Natural History Museum, her second appearance of the day, back to work on a full schedule. For evening, it's back to the curls that we're so used to seeing. Full Story

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Return of the Princess

October 21, 2014 13:56:36 Posted at October 21, 2014 13:56:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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As announced yesterday, Catherine Cambridge returned to public duty today in London as she joined Prince William for the President of Singapore’s state visit. She wore grey, Alexander McQueen. And eyeliner. We now know that it’s still pretty early in her pregnancy with Clarence House’s announcement that the baby is due in April. Full Story

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Royal scrum

October 20, 2014 17:04:45 Posted at October 20, 2014 17:04:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Chris Jackson/ Getty

Prince Harry was at work today in Manchester, England in his role as Patron of England Rugby’s All Schools Programme. He participated in a game of touch rugby during teacher training sessions. Happily they let him wear his athletic clothes. Right? Sometimes he shows up at these sporty events in his suits even though he’s supposed to roll around on the field. Full Story

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The return of Katy Cambridge

October 20, 2014 13:12:07 Posted at October 20, 2014 13:12:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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It’s been six weeks since it was announced Catherine Cambridge’s second pregnancy. She hasn’t been seen since summer. Today, they confirmed when she’s due. Kensington Palace released a statement today as follows: "Their Royal Highnesses The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are delighted to confirm they are expecting a baby in April 2015. Full Story

Hot Harry surrounded by women

October 16, 2014 20:15:21 Posted at October 16, 2014 20:15:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Prince Harry attended the 100 Women in Hedge Funds Gala tonight in London in support of WellChild. This just a week after it was reported that he was making out with a blonde at a pub. According to the UK Sun, Harry was out with friends for dinner and at some point in the night, he and the blonde – who was a part of their group – started “passionately kissing”. Full Story

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Queen, Brange, Maleficent, Fury

October 14, 2014 20:32:55 Posted at October 14, 2014 20:32:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Got yelled at by several Brangelunatics the last few days for not posting about Angelina Jolie getting honourary damed by the Queen on Friday. Because I had laser eye surgery and then it was Thanksgiving in Canada. So that's a lesson for you all: nothing is more important than Brange - not your vision, not family, not holiday. Full Story

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The “reluctant” Prince

October 14, 2014 15:18:28 Posted at October 14, 2014 15:18:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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It was confirmed last week that the Serene Princess Charlene of Monaco is pregnant with twins. We now know how she told her husband, Prince Albert. When the princess went to the doctor for a routine sonogram, she first telephoned Albert to say, "We're going to have a baby!" his good friend, New York plastic surgeon Dr. Full Story

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Serenity’s having twins

October 7, 2014 15:37:45 Posted at October 7, 2014 15:37:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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According to US Weekly Monaco’s Princess Charlene of Serenity is expecting twins. Double Grimaldi! You know what I hear a lot when it comes to twins? I’m no expert at this sh-t but my inbox always fills up with people insisting that in certain cases, there was help. Full Story

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A hug for Harry

September 23, 2014 21:21:30 Posted at September 23, 2014 21:21:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Prince Harry attended the WellChild Awards last night in London. He’s been a patron of the organisation for a few years now. WellChild offers support to children with serious illnesses and their families too. At the event, Harry had a moment with 4 year old Carson Hartley winner of the Inspirational Child honour. Full Story

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A lift from Harry

September 18, 2014 17:07:11 Posted at September 18, 2014 17:07:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Thought this might turn you on because, babies. At the closing ceremony for The Invictus Games last weekend, a young girl, 5, the daughter of a wounded serviceman competing in the games, couldn't see the show and started crying. A royal ride to the rescue. Prince Harry was there to hoist her up on his shoulders. Full Story