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Smutty Tingles

May 6, 2016 19:03:27 Posted at May 6, 2016 19:03:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ummmm… that’s actually not a bad shade of red (Dlisted

Brad Pitt looks like an army general who might run for president one day (Just Jared

Adele worshipped Beyonce onstage (Cele|bitchy

Selena Gomez’s new hip tattoo (TooFab

But I saw him firrrssst wahhhhh (Pop Sugar

Of course. Everyone in this family has been naked. This makes total sense to me. (The Superficial

Tara Reid tries to reclaim 15 years (Hollywood Tuna

Gugu in white at the MET Gala (Go Fug Yourself

The Vulnerable Man is having a moment (Gawker)

PS this made me think of Sam Taylor-Johnson’s Crying Men series. It’s maybe the best acting of Hayden Christensen’s career. The one of Philip Seymour Hoffman will destroy you. Click here to see if you’ve never or to revisit if you haven’t in a while.

Now Nicolas Cage is fighting sharks

May 6, 2016 18:24:11 Posted at May 6, 2016 18:24:11
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Man it’s a bad week for sharks at the movies. Following the trailer for Blake Lively Shoot A Shark, we now have the first trailer for USS Indianapolis: Men of Courage (totally unnecessary subtitle), starring Nicolas Cage fighting sharks. The story of the USS Indianapolis is one of history’s most badass survival tales, meaning it’s utterly horrible but full of bravery and incredible feats. Full Story

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Old Hollywood Girl Sh*t

May 6, 2016 17:16:22 Posted at May 6, 2016 17:16:22
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Ryan Murphy’s anthology series have been very successful. No matter how bad it gets, American Horror Story is perennially popular—every season I play a game I call “how many episodes can I make it before calling it quits”—and the American Crime Story franchise got off to a great start with The People v. Full Story

Goop Gloat

May 6, 2016 15:21:51 Posted at May 6, 2016 15:21:51
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Earlier this year there was a report from Empire magazine that Gwyneth Paltrow would be making an appearance in Captain America: Civil War. Not long after that, though, I heard she would not, in fact, be in the movie, and said as much Full Story

Chris Evans and RDJ in Captain America: Civil War review

May 6, 2016 15:05:49 Posted at May 6, 2016 15:05:49
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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SPOILER FREE Captain America: Civil War is good. It’s very, very good. Great, even. Easily the best Marvel movie (so far), and, in my book, the best superhero movie to date. Themes of responsibility, causality, guilt, and consequences play out in a story that also contains breathtaking, awesome action. Full Story

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Jennifer Garner’s Lemonade?

May 6, 2016 14:14:17 Posted at May 6, 2016 14:14:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I received a click-baity alert email from Radar Online yesterday and couldn’t help myself. Title: RADARONLINE.COM EXCLUSIVE: Back Together! Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner Spotted In The City Of Love There’s nothing new here. Full Story

Scandal Wish-Fulfillment

May 6, 2016 13:49:30 Posted at May 6, 2016 13:49:30
Duana Posted by Duana

Scandal Season 5 Episode 20 recap They couldn’t have known…but they could have guessed. Let’s say this episode was shot about five weeks ago. Written three weeks before that, and ‘broken’, or conceived of, three-plus weeks before that. So it’s been in the works for about 11 weeks, at least. Full Story

May 6, 2016 – Smutty Shout-Outs

May 6, 2016 13:36:06 Posted at May 6, 2016 13:36:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

“Regrettably named after Channing Tatum’s character in ‘She’s the Man’, Duke spent eight great years as a best friend and family member to the Van Allen clan. He was known for hiding underneath window curtains, howling when the phone rang and being completely incompetent at catching scraps of food thrown his way. Full Story