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Thursday, May 28, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

Today was Lindsay Lohan’s deadline to complete community service. There was a lot of speculation about whether or not she’d actually be able to do it. And if she couldn’t, she supposedly was going to flee the country on some rich dude’s payroll. Amazingly, she got it done, just in time. According to TMZ, Lohan has logged 125 hours and will be finally off probation. And how did this happen? Here’s how she put it on Instagram:

“Hard work pays off.” Yes. The hard work involved putting in “nearly 8 hours a day for several weeks without a break to get the job done”.

So… 8 hours a day is considered hard work now?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Rebel Wilson’s hella stupid scandal

May 21, 2015 15:06:08 Posted at May 21, 2015 15:06:08
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Wenn, FameFlynet

This week the internet was scandalized when an Australian tabloid ran a story asserting that Rebel Wilson has been lying about her age and background since breaking out in Bridesmaids. Wilson’s age of record was 29, and she had at various points claimed to grow up in the “ghetto” with “bogan” (working class) parents. Full Story

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Johnny Depp’s dog violation

May 14, 2015 20:26:09 Posted at May 14, 2015 20:26:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, INFphoto.com/ Splash News

I remember hearing a story last year of a woman who flew to Australia with an orange and it turned into a major drama when she got there. They’re serious over there about contamination and bio-transfers. So if you have pets, and you’re travelling there with them, they have to go into quarantine. Full Story

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Please stop talking, Jeremy Renner

May 6, 2015 13:58:46 Posted at May 6, 2015 13:58:46
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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AKM-GSI/ Splash News

I’ve always said Jeremy Renner is good for gossip, and he is certainly giving us something to talk about recently. The Avengers: Age of Ultron press tour was famously peppy, and during an interview Renner and Chris Evans stepped in a pile of internet dog sh*t when they called Black Widow a “slut Full Story

Mae Whitman denied a role that was already hers

April 30, 2015 19:10:28 Posted at April 30, 2015 19:10:28
Duana Posted by Duana
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Andrew H. Walker/ Getty Images

Have you heard about this one? So Mae Whitman played the President’s Daughter in Independence Day. In 1996.   She was 8. Now they’re making Independence Day 2 to come out next year, a full 20 years later. All bets should be off, cast-wise, 20 years later. Who knows who will be available or alive? But in this case, just about everyone is coming back. Full Story

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Meredith tries but Stacey Dash is dumb

April 30, 2015 17:11:22 Posted at April 30, 2015 17:11:22
Duana Posted by Duana
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Wenn, James Devaney/ Getty Images

Generally speaking, I think people should play within their weight class. What I mean by that is I have very little patience for people who are smart, and know they’re smart, giving condescending lectures to people who they know don’t understand the same things they do, just so the smart person can congratulate themselves on how smart they are. Full Story

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What could go wrong?

April 27, 2015 20:26:40 Posted at April 27, 2015 20:26:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Brad Barket/ Getty Images

If you were a Disney/Marvel publicist, last week probably wasn’t great. Jeremy Renner and Chris Evans were sexist (click here for a refresher). Robert Downey Jr walked out of an interview (click here Full Story

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Adam Sandler’s new movie is so offensive no one wants to be in it

April 24, 2015 14:24:53 Posted at April 24, 2015 14:24:53
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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WENN

Adam Sandler is making a new movie, The Ridiculous 6, which is slated to air on Netflix at some point. It’s a spoof of Westerns, the title is a play on The Magnificent Seven, and it stars Sandler as a guy who’s raised in a band of Apaches after being adopted by them as a child. It’s the kind of premise that, were it masterminded by Mel Brooks, could probably be really f*cking funny, but the minute I heard Sandler was coming for my heritage, I felt a chill. Full Story

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The Avengers are TOO PEPPY

April 23, 2015 18:51:14 Posted at April 23, 2015 18:51:14
Sarah Posted by Sarah

We’ve said it before—the Avengers are the coolest club in Hollywood. When you put that group together, they’re a marketing flak’s wet dream. They sell themselves, they sell the movie, they sell the ongoing pop cultural domination of Marvel simply by showing up. Full Story

Ben Affleck explains

April 22, 2015 16:52:34 Posted at April 22, 2015 16:52:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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GONZALO/ Bauer-Griffin/ Getty Images

Ben Affleck was featured in Finding Your Roots last year on PBS. During the research process, it was discovered that he had ancestors who were slave owners. He asked Henry Louis Gates Jr (Skip) to not include that part in the episode. Click here for a refresher if you missed that article from Monday. Full Story

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Katie, Jamie, and Suri

March 30, 2015 15:29:26 Posted at March 30, 2015 15:29:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Winter/ Michael Tran/ VALERIE MACON/ Jason Kempin/ Kevin Mazur/ Lester Cohen/ Christopher Polk/ KCA2015/ Getty Images

Katie Holmes took Suri to the Kids’ Choice Awards on Saturday night. And Suri clearly enjoyed it. Arms up in the air, trying to shove air balloons into her clutch…she’s 8 now, and this event hits all the sweet spots for someone her age. It must have been magic. By the way, Jamie Foxx was also at Kids’ Choice on Saturday. Full Story

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“What if there’s TOO MUCH Diversity?”

March 25, 2015 16:41:29 Posted at March 25, 2015 16:41:29
Duana Posted by Duana
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WENN

Duana’s (snarky screenwriter) take Oh NO, you guys, terrible news! It seems that Hollywood has gotten a clue, based on how Shondaland kills everything in its path on Thursday nights, how well Jane The Virgin has done, and how Empire has JUGGERNAUTED its way through season one. Hollywood has decided that this pilot season, they should be looking for diversity. Full Story

Deadline published a disgusting article meant to make us mad

March 25, 2015 16:19:54 Posted at March 25, 2015 16:19:54
Sarah Posted by Sarah

Sarah’s (snarky blogger) take Yesterday evening an article by Nellie Andreeva was posted on the industry trade website Deadline—formerly the bastion of hard-edged news harpy Nikki Finke—positing that the current pilot season is shaping up to be the most diverse in recent memory, maybe ever, with more roles opening up to “ethnic actors” following the success of shows like Empire, Scandal, How to Get Away with Murder, and Black-ish. Full Story

Shailene Woodley is a trailblazer…?

March 23, 2015 15:37:16 Posted at March 23, 2015 15:37:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jeffrey Mayer/ Getty Images

The MTV Movie Awards, hosted by Amy Schumer, are coming up. MTV has just announced that the Trailblazer Award will be presented to Shailene Woodley. So… They just invented this award in 2012: “The MTV Trailblazer Award recipient spearheads the way for others that work in the movie industry. Full Story