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Hot Harry’s Christmas workout

December 24, 2014 17:52:17 Posted at December 24, 2014 17:52:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Prince Harry participated in a charity football game today at Sandringham where the Queen and the royal family gather for Christmas every year. He’s animated and sweaty and flushed and contorts his body in various positions and…well… Happy Christmas! It’s a gift from him to us. Full Story

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Serenity’s babies and gender specific colours

December 24, 2014 16:40:27 Posted at December 24, 2014 16:40:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The first photos of Prince Albert and Princess Charlene’s twins were released yesterday – a gift from the Monaco royals. As you can see, Charlene looks bagged. My friend and colleague on The Social, Traci Melchor, has twins. She says it’s bananas and every time she describes it, it’s two hands, one at each breast, all day… for months! You’ll note, the twins are dressed for gender. Full Story

Santa Harry

December 18, 2014 18:43:24 Posted at December 18, 2014 18:43:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Prince Hot Harry was seen arriving at Buckingham Palace for the Queen’s Christmas lunch yesterday. Prince William and Catherine too. It was a royal convoy. On December 5 however Harry was in Lesotho for his foundation Sentebale. The pictures have just been released. And they’ve been selected by Harry himself…with captions. Full Story

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Princess and the Scouts

December 17, 2014 14:52:00 Posted at December 17, 2014 14:52:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Princess Catherine visited the 23rd Poplar Beaver Scout Colony yesterday in London. She wore jeans and a Scouts hoodie and hung out with the kids. Um. Look at that camp counsellor (we’ll just call him this since I don’t know what his official title is) sitting next to her. With the glasses? Is he cute? From some angles, kind of, right? Does she notice sh-t like that anymore? If she does, who does she tell? She couldn’t possibly say it to her handlers. Full Story

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Big G for the holidays

December 15, 2014 21:25:20 Posted at December 15, 2014 21:25:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Cambridges decided to reward everyone for not papping Big G by releasing new photos of him in time for the holidays. Is that the royal version of a Christmas card? These three photos were taken in November at Kensington Palace. My favourite, of course, is the first one, where he’s reaching his fat hand out, probably because he wants to squeeze the life out of a living thing, any living thing. Full Story

Naming the Grimaldi Twins

December 11, 2014 15:28:03 Posted at December 11, 2014 15:28:03
Duana Posted by Duana
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Princess Charlene of Monaco gave birth to twins on Wednesday, a boy and a girl.  The girl is older by two minutes, but because of the laws of succession running through males only, he’ll be the heir to the throne, not her.  So, compared to that irritating and antiquated turn of events, the nonmatching twin names are downright admirable. Full Story

UNboring Princess side-eye and J Crew

December 9, 2014 21:55:23 Posted at December 9, 2014 21:55:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Like I said earlier, this is the most UNboring Princess Catherine’s been in a long, long time on this trip to New York. Today, after her visit to the 9/11 memorial (click here for a refresher), she attended the Creativity is GREAT reception with a lot of celebrities and fashion people. Full Story

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Princess in pink

December 9, 2014 18:58:07 Posted at December 9, 2014 18:58:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The Cambridges visited the 9/11 memorial today in New York. They lay flowers in memory of the victims. There’s been some talk about this colour choice. Pink. Does pink have significance at the memorial? Like do you think she would have been encouraged to wear the colour? Otherwise, I mean the safest choice would have been black…right? Grey? Navy? Brown? With those colours, there’d be no discussion about it whatsoever. Full Story

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Second spotlight

December 9, 2014 14:39:05 Posted at December 9, 2014 14:39:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Normally when Beyonce goes to the Nets game, and she’s sitting courtside, she’s the main attraction. Last night in Brooklyn, because the Cambridges were there, Beyonce was the second spotlight. It’s not a position she’s used to. But she certainly dressed for it. No jeans, skirt below the knee, high collar, prim hair. Full Story

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Courtside Kings & Queens

December 9, 2014 14:19:33 Posted at December 9, 2014 14:19:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Is that all it takes? Asking out loud? I wrote yesterday about all the speculation that Prince William and Catherine would likely be in a luxury box at Barclays for the Brooklyn Nets game but if they’re there because the NBA is making a big ass donation and they’re publicising whatever it is that they’re publicising, what’s the point of sh-tty photos from a luxury box? Courtside, baby. Full Story

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Princess in New York

December 8, 2014 18:20:36 Posted at December 8, 2014 18:20:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Prince William and Princess Catherine arrived in New York last night. Today he’s in Washington and here she is, this afternoon, with New York’s first lady Chirlane McCray to tour the Harlem Child Development Centre. You know how boring Kate can be? Chirlane is the exact opposite. Now this is a fascinating life. Full Story

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Is this Big G’s Christmas card?

November 26, 2014 16:30:34 Posted at November 26, 2014 16:30:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Not officially. But it could totally be an option. A new family portrait of the Cambridges is now online that hasn’t been widely circulated until now. The picture was taken in March and was distributed as a thank you card on their Australia and New Zealand tour. Big G was 10 months old at the time. Full Story

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Princess Catherine’s “uncanny ability”

November 25, 2014 15:27:06 Posted at November 25, 2014 15:27:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Katy Cambridge was at East Anglia Children’s Hospice today to launch a fundraising campaign. She’s in red, seems well and healthy, and, now that I’m aware of it… never looks at a camera. My friend Lorella brought this to my attention just yesterday. She lives in in London now and she’s been watching that 3 part BBC special Posh People: Inside Tatler which is what I’ll be doing tonight. Full Story

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You’re not the only one, Big G

November 19, 2014 15:40:07 Posted at November 19, 2014 15:40:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Pascal Le Segretain/ Getty

They’ve not given us an official shot of Prince Big George in a while, maybe until they can get him under control. But he’s not the only royal baby on the scene. The entire royal family of Monaco was out today to celebrate National Day. I posted photos of Prince Albert and Serenity earlier – click here Full Story

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