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The last few days of Leo

May 6, 2015 13:38:21 Posted at May 6, 2015 13:38:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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As you know, Leonardo DiCaprio was in Milan last Thursday for Mr Armani’s 40th anniversary party. Click here for a refresher. Two days after that he was in Vegas on Saturday night for the fight. Leo was that guy who watched the event through his phone. Full Story

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Amy Adams’s wedding weekend?

May 1, 2015 16:19:53 Posted at May 1, 2015 16:19:53
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Amy Adams hit the gym yesterday before heading out for dinner with her partner Darren Le Gallo and their daughter. They’ve been together 14 years. Page Six reported earlier this week that they’re getting married this weekend in LA. It’ll be a small affair, not a Hollywood blowout. Full Story

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Thursday, April 30, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

As we get closer to the MET Gala on Monday, I have a question for you. You remember what happened at the MET Gala last year, right? 

It was The Elevator.

The Elevator was probably THE biggest gossip story of 2014. So far, Beyonce and JayZ do not appear on any leaked attendees lists for the MET Gala. What’s your prediction then? Do Beyonce and JayZ return to the MET Gala? Or do they skip it for a year, put some distance between themselves and the scandal. Because if they show up, everyone’s going to bring it up.

Or maybe they DO come. Defiantly. On several counts. Because Jay’s been playing defence on the Tidal situation lately too. Maybe they even come WITH Solange. Like, you can’t touch us, you can’t bring us down. Can you see it? I can't decide.  Read Full Intro

Who’s undercover?

April 30, 2015 21:16:22 Posted at April 30, 2015 21:16:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Earlier I posted photos of Tina Turner and Tom Cruise in Milan for the Armani anniversary. Even Janet Jackson was photographed. And she’s practically a recluse these days. So… tell me… Who do you think it is under this blanket? The person who can’t just walk out of a hotel like all the others without looking like a f-cking asshole? The person who hates the attention but never hesitates to benefit from the attention. Full Story

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Don’t forget about Christian Grey

April 30, 2015 20:28:53 Posted at April 30, 2015 20:28:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fifty Shades Of Grey was a smash hit at the box office. There should have been only good news coming out of its theatrical release. Except instead of positive headlines, all the focus was on the fact that they couldn’t get their sh-t together for the sequel(s) because EL James is difficult to work with. Full Story

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Outfit by George Clooney?

April 30, 2015 20:06:50 Posted at April 30, 2015 20:06:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Amal Clooney was in Washington, DC today. She called a press conference to advocate on behalf of Mohamed Nasheed, the former president of the Maldives. She was there with Nasheed’s wife Laila Ali. Just a regular day at work for a human rights lawyer who, apparently, needs help picking out her clothes. Full Story

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G’s Chicago wrap

April 30, 2015 19:49:11 Posted at April 30, 2015 19:49:11
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As mentioned yesterday (click here for a refresher), Gwyneth Paltrow is in Chicago for GOOP. There was a book signing. And I wanted to see the outfit. And there was a professional photographer there! It’s a wrap dress. Wrap dresses are not my favourite for me. Full Story

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Mae Whitman denied a role that was already hers

April 30, 2015 19:10:28 Posted at April 30, 2015 19:10:28
Duana Posted by Duana
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Have you heard about this one? So Mae Whitman played the President’s Daughter in Independence Day. In 1996.   She was 8. Now they’re making Independence Day 2 to come out next year, a full 20 years later. All bets should be off, cast-wise, 20 years later. Who knows who will be available or alive? But in this case, just about everyone is coming back. Full Story

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Emma Stone carries “Andrew Garfield”

April 30, 2015 14:15:30 Posted at April 30, 2015 14:15:30
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Emma Stone was photographed leaving her stylist’s yesterday with several bags, one of them with “Andrew Garfield” written on it. So… Maybe not broken up after all? Petra Flannery works with both Emma and Andrew. And Andrew is currently still shooting Scorsese’s Silence in Taiwan, although that’s supposed to be wrapping up soon. Full Story

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Jessica Alba is the Bossiest Bossy Boss in the World

April 29, 2015 18:31:10 Posted at April 29, 2015 18:31:10
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If you follow a lot of mocktresses on Instagram (like I do), you’ll see the hashtag #girlboss tossed around a lot, along with homages to Sophia Amoruso’s book of the same name. And of course there was the Ban Bossy PSA from 2014 with people like Jennifer Garner and Beyoncé talking about banning the word bossy and daring to be ambitious. Full Story

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Jennifer’s New York cuffs

April 29, 2015 17:19:06 Posted at April 29, 2015 17:19:06
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Jennifer Aniston’s been in NYC the last week or so. Going for dinner. Seeing a few plays. Catching up with friends, including Jason Bateman’s wife. No sightings so far of Justin Theroux who is likely in Austin working on the second season of The Leftovers. TVLine Full Story

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Does Hawkeye’s goofy song make up for anything?

April 29, 2015 14:56:49 Posted at April 29, 2015 14:56:49
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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The Avengers: Age of Ultron press tour is winding down as the movie hits theaters tomorrow evening, but there are still a few Avengers out making the final push for a movie that really does not need a final push. After last week’s super peppy press tour derailment, this week has seen (mostly) better behavior from the cast. Full Story

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Tuesday, April 28, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

If you were Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, seriously, would you want to be on Fuller House? Everyone was talking yesterday about how John Stamos put them on blast for claiming to not know about the new show when they really did know about the new show and just didn’t want to come right out and say it but, come on, as Duana wrote last week (click here for a refresher), WHY would Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, who are currently finalising what they’re wearing to the MET Gala, ever revisit Michelle Tanner?

These two are practically public mutes.  Read Full Intro

Kate's courtesy

April 28, 2015 20:04:17 Posted at April 28, 2015 20:04:17
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Princess Catherine was photographed today at Buckingham Palace. Click here to see the pictures. She's driving. Big G is in the backseat. They were going to great granny's for a swim in her pool. And she's a few days past her due date. Full Story