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Dr Banner and Tony Stark are honoured

October 31, 2014 14:12:07 Posted at October 31, 2014 14:12:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Mark Ruffalo and Robert Downey Jr were honoured last night at the Britannia Awards in LA. Mark was presented with the Humanitarian Award for his work in advocating for clean water. Because, yes, he’s the best. Always. Even Dame Judi Dench thinks so. RDJ received the Stanley Kubrick Britannia For Excellence In Film. Full Story

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Girlfriends & Beer

October 30, 2014 17:21:01 Posted at October 30, 2014 17:21:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jamie McCarthy/ James Devaney/ Getty

Gwyneth Paltrow has had a great week. Taylor Swift has had an amazing week. She’s been out there hard, pushing 1989. And I’m curious to find out what the first week sales figures are going to be. Because RED was a big number. This one will be a big number too. For sure the biggest number of the year. Full Story

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Katie Holmes’s own (very boring) story

October 29, 2014 13:51:08 Posted at October 29, 2014 13:51:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The new cover of PEOPLE features Katie Holmes, presumably because she has a movie coming out – Miss Meadows. Great! Time to promote. Time to sell. Time to SHARE. After all, that’s what you exchange when you agree to front a supermarket magazine, right? OK, Katie. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston: not Oscar but maybe a Globe?

October 28, 2014 15:01:22 Posted at October 28, 2014 15:01:22
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Jennifer Aniston is playing catch up when it comes to the Oscar race. Nearly two months after its premiere in Toronto, her film Cake finally has a distributor and is slated to make a one-week awards season campaign run later this year before it hits theatres in January. Deadline Full Story

Gwyneth & Brad go public but private

October 24, 2014 16:39:57 Posted at October 24, 2014 16:39:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Every time, man. Every time I see or hear “Gwyneth + Brad”, only ONE Brad comes to mind. Anyway, Page Six is reporting that Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuk have gone public in private, “opening dating but behind closed doors. Full Story

Jim Sturgess for Mr Porter

October 24, 2014 14:01:21 Posted at October 24, 2014 14:01:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s been a while. Not that Jim Sturgess hasn’t been working. It’s just that, well, none of what he’s been working on has been very high profile. With several films due for release over the last year, Sturgess is making some moves. He wants to be talked about. He thought that would have happened after One Day with Anne Hathaway. Full Story

The Carters renewed

October 23, 2014 15:20:50 Posted at October 23, 2014 15:20:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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PEOPLE reported yesterday that Beyonce and JayZ are the opposite of totally breaking up, which is what the headlines were a couple of months ago. According to their source: "They did have major problems. But they worked it out and they've renewed their vows. Full Story

Three Gwyneth videos

October 23, 2014 14:07:05 Posted at October 23, 2014 14:07:05
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Gwyneth Paltrow made a guest appearance on Lisa Kudrow’s Web Therapy. A short clip from it is the first video attached below. Her character’s name is Maya Ganesh. She does yoga and meditates and owns a company called Golden Circles. And Lisa/Fiona’s all like, what the f-ck do you need therapy for? Your life is perfect. Full Story

Bradley Pitts Between Two Ferns

October 23, 2014 13:37:48 Posted at October 23, 2014 13:37:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad Pitt really wants you to see Fury. The small details are what get me initially. Like how they Scotch tape the microphones on this show. It’s a slow build. The first two minutes aren’t all that exciting. But then. Zach Galifianakis goes for it. I mean, sure, it’s not hard to go for it when both of you are in on it. Full Story

George Clooney’s only t-shirt

October 22, 2014 18:08:22 Posted at October 22, 2014 18:08:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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George Clooney was out in Studio City yesterday, supposedly visiting his chiropractor. While wearing his only t-shirt. Always this t-shirt. Because he owns the company. And the company announced that it’s releasing a new variant yesterday. “We are extremely excited and proud to add our añejo after resting it to perfection in our barrels in Jalisco, Mexico. Full Story

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More honours for Matthew McConaughey

October 22, 2014 17:24:50 Posted at October 22, 2014 17:24:50
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Matthew McConaughey received the American Cinematheque Award last night in Hollywood and it was a strong turnout. The timing is great too. Not only because he’s winning everything (but the Emmy), but also because Interstellar comes out soon, one of most highly anticipated films of the year. Of over a year. Full Story

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JLO to Vegas

October 22, 2014 16:01:41 Posted at October 22, 2014 16:01:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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TMZ is reporting that Jennifer Lopez is working on a Vegas deal. Apparently she’s negotiating with The Axis at Planet Hollywood for 72 shows over 24 weeks that would pay her $350K each time. It’s similar to Britney. Except, well, didn’t you think that JLO had a lot more going on than Britney? For Britney, the Vegas thing makes sense, because …you know. Full Story

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How Princess got her groove back

October 22, 2014 15:18:17 Posted at October 22, 2014 15:18:17
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New cover of PEOPLE features Catherine Cambridge and the online article is titled: “How Princess Kate Got Back to Her 'Smiling, Bubbly Self” Drugs? Massages? Horny books? Good sex? Netflix? I don’t know. Full Story

Colin Farrell’s turn

October 20, 2014 20:16:23 Posted at October 20, 2014 20:16:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Tristan Fewings/ David M. Benett/ Getty

Marvel is still looking for Dr Strange because it definitely won’t be Joaquin Phoenix. His publicist released a statement the other day confirming that negotiations are “dead, dead, dead. A couple of weeks ago they mutually decided to part ways. It was over before the New York Film Festival”. Full Story