Thursday, January 29, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

Sean Penn doesn’t give a lot of interviews. In late 2012 for the January 2013 issue of ESQUIRE, he told the magazine that he didn’t feel that he’d ever been loved and that he’d been frauded by love, presumably by Robin Wright. Click here for a refresher.

Two years later, it’s another interview with ESQUIRE UK and he’s just as candid, only this time his outlook on love is much different. He’s more inclined now to stay home, to stay in LA, close to Charlize Theron…because her son, soon “their” son, Jackson, is settled there. And it certainly sounds like all those marriage rumours are true too:

“Yes, I’d get married again. You say I’ve been married twice before but I’ve been married under circumstances where I was less informed than I am today, so I wouldn’t even consider it a third marriage, I’d consider it a first marriage on its own terms if I got married again.”

He goes on to talk about not expecting to fall in love again at 53. About the romance of it. About how it’s made him happier, softer… but not that soft. I mean, he still makes sure to take a shot at his “second ex-wife”:

“I’m very friendly with my first ex-wife. I would say that I’m on extremely good terms with the children I share with my second ex-wife.”

Those are the headlines you’ll probably read today. But this interview in its entirety is a great celebrity read, even the parts that don’t have anything to do with his love life. That’s not to say the HE is great. Or even likeable. Just that when Sean Penn commits to talking, he will talk. And he will share. And, whether you’re into him or not, it’s undeniable that he’s interesting.

My favourite sections of this piece are when he talks about acting. About the work. About his peers.

“One of the things I notice today: actors are less willing and ready to be directed. Because they’ve been given, by the embrace of the culture, a false sense of what their work is: their work is to express what they feel on that day. Bullsh-t! You know? Bullsh-t.”

I didn’t get the sense that he was saying this from the perspective of being a director either. Because later he explains what it’s like to act for Clint Eastwood and Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu and, despite his blow-hard arrogance, you can feel the respect there, the humility. Yes, in those moments, Sean Penn actually sounds humble.

Then he tells the story about how he was considering Babel and declined and Brad Pitt ended up taking it. The anecdote that he shares about how it was when he and Brad saw each other when the film was completed and screened at TIFF is amazing. I remember that TIFF too. I remember that party. It was at the Park Hyatt rooftop. It was Brad Pitt, Sean Penn, and Angelina Jolie summit.

So, yeah, every word of this profile is worth your gossip time. Because even though he’s loathe to admit, even though he refuses to believe it, Sean Penn is a true Movie Star. Click here to read the full Sean Penn article at ESQUIRE UK.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Gwyneth’s vaginal dimsum

January 29, 2015 15:19:41 Posted at January 29, 2015 15:19:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Every time anyone talks about steaming anything, my first thought, being Chinese and all, is dimsum: har gow, siu mai, shrimp noodle rolls, chicken feet, sticky rice wrapped in lotus leaf, pork wrapped in bean curd… But definitely not pussy. Which, apparently, is what Gwyneth Paltrow is recommending at GOOP Full Story

January 29, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

January 29, 2015 15:04:16 Posted at January 29, 2015 15:04:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katelyn! Happy (belated) Birthday from your CYW Book Club! Kirk McLean and Ryan Gosling are attached by request. For Elyse from Cathy – Happy 28th Birthday! New year, fresh start. Your mom is excited for you. And I’m excited to attach a photo of Alan Rickman for you. GREAT taste. “To the family and friends of David Loughlin-Ross -Friday -Jan 30 is "A Celebration of Life" honouring David who passed away at 57 years old of organ failure, surrounded by his family while listening to his idol David Bowie. Full Story

Wednesday, January 28, 2015
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Dear Gossips,

As mentioned last week, I will be defending Raziel Reid’s When Everything Feels Like The Movies on Canada Reads in March. The book was inspired by the true story of a 15 year old boy called Larry who was bullied at school for wearing makeup and heels. In 2008, Larry asked another boy to be his Valentine. Larry’s intended Valentine ended up rejecting him. By shooting him twice in the head the next day. There are kids like Larry who are surviving in silence all the time. 

“I don’t want to survive. I want to live.” Solomon Northup, 12 Years A Slave

Jude, our anti-hero in When Everything Feels Like The Movies is trying so hard to go beyond survival and to find a life. His story is provocative but relatable. His thoughts are irreverent but true.  Read Full Intro

Smutty Roundup: DJ Idris, David is gracious, and Oscar’s Star Wars

January 28, 2015 22:13:22 Posted at January 28, 2015 22:13:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Idris Elba was in Berlin yesterday at the Jaguar presentation. Isn’t that a Bond car? Or a villain car? Aston Martin is the Bond car, right? Whatever. I needed to make a Bond connection there. And he says he’s not Bond…yet: “It’s really just a rumor—and it’s not even my rumor!” Idris went on to tell Bloomberg Full Story

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Amal back in court

January 28, 2015 21:33:29 Posted at January 28, 2015 21:33:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, Pacific Coast News

Amal Clooney was in Strasbourg, France with Geoffrey Robertson QC representing Doughty Street Chambers, arguing for Armenia in the case against Dogu Perincek. In 2005, Perincek, chairman of the Turkish Workers’ Party, went to Switzerland to deny Armenian genocide, calling it an “international lie”. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

January 28, 2015 20:18:58 Posted at January 28, 2015 20:18:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last minute Lindsay does it again (Dlisted

Madonna compliments Taylor Swift (Just Jared

Everybody wants Chris Pratt (The Superficial

How Keira Knightley came by her name (Cele|bitchy

Jessica Alba working out (Hollywood Tuna

Eddie Redmayne’s campaign keeps going (Pop Sugar

Demi Lovato in bed with Wilmer Valderamma (Too Fab

Justin Bieber hides his hair so he can save it for social media (Hollywood PQ

A treehouse wedding (Romance Beat

I totally believe that a Middleton holiday would be boring (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Sundance Winona

January 28, 2015 19:21:40 Posted at January 28, 2015 19:21:40
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A wild rare Winona Ryder appears. She's promoting Experimenter at Sundance, alongside Peter Sarsgaard and Kellan Lutz Wearing Glasses—Kellan Lutz Wearing Glasses is the new Kellan Lutz In A Tree. Anyway, back to the only one who matters, Winona. She's beautiful and That Face and Experimenter is getting good reviews, which is most pleasing. Full Story

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Ewan & Co in the 90s

January 28, 2015 19:00:36 Posted at January 28, 2015 19:00:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Ewan McGregor covers the new issue of NYLON GUYS. The last time I posted about Ewan it was after the Mortdecai premiere and his leather jacket bow tie combination in comparison to all that sh-t Johnny Depp wears. Click here for a refresher. Conveniently Johnny Depp was featured on the blog earlier today. Full Story

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Robin & Ben at Armani Prive

January 28, 2015 17:30:02 Posted at January 28, 2015 17:30:02
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Claire Underwood is such an Armani client, non? Robin Wright and Ben Foster were in Paris yesterday for the Armani Prive presentation. As you can see, Mr Armani seems quite fond of her. It’s the second time we’ve seen Robin and Ben at a public event this month. You’ll recall, he accompanied her to the Golden Globes. Full Story

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Lily and Jane: The original Tina and Amy

January 28, 2015 16:50:21 Posted at January 28, 2015 16:50:21
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Many of us noticed during the Golden Globes that Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin are not only awesome ladies on their own, but they’re especially awesome together. Longtime friends and sometimes collaborators, they’re like the proto-version of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. Well they’re at Sundance this week, where Tomlin is promoting Grandma, and they appeared together at the Women In Film brunch, an event so popular people were turned away like it was one of the A-list movie premieres. Full Story

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Is Johnny Depp seeking new representation?

January 28, 2015 16:27:51 Posted at January 28, 2015 16:27:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Page Six reports today that Johnny Depp is considering breaking up with his long-time agent Tracey Jacobs because all his movies suck and he’s “devastated” that they’ve not been well received. Supposedly he’s thinking about working with Rick Yorn who manages Leonardo DiCaprio, Martin Scorsese, Reese Witherspoon, Scarjo, Justin Timberlake, Cameron Diaz, Jude Law, and more. Full Story

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Justified 6.2: "Peacock"

January 28, 2015 15:49:52 Posted at January 28, 2015 15:49:52
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Justified Season 6, Episode 2 recap. Two episodes into the final season of Justified and I'm strongly reminded of the beginning of season four when the Drew Thompson mystery was laid out. If Justified can go out on a note as strong as season four, I will be very satisfied. We start by officially meeting Garrett Dillahunt's black hat, Ty Walker. Full Story

Another Tom Hardy accent

January 28, 2015 15:33:33 Posted at January 28, 2015 15:33:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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This Means War was on TV during the holidays. I watched the first half, with commercials. You know how some movies get better on television because you’re comfortable on the couch or in bed and your general sense of expectation is just a lot lower? Yeah, no. TV doesn’t make This Means War a better movie. Full Story