Best and Worst of 2011 Articles

Best and Worst in Celebrity News and Gossip of 2011.

Worst of 2011: Cowgirl Heigl

December 13, 2011 23:52:56 Posted at December 13, 2011 23:52:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Remember this? No?Well them I’m sorry for reminding you. Because as I said that the time, some things you can’t UNsee. And this is an outfit you want to unsee.You can always count on Katherine Heigl to put on some f-cked up sh-t but this time, she outshat even herself. The fringed skirt, the animal bag, the slouchy suede boots, her old lady hairstyle. Full Story

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Best of 2011: Alan Rickman’s letter

December 13, 2011 23:39:25 Posted at December 13, 2011 23:39:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

As it appeared in EMPIRE: I have just returned from the dubbing studio where I spoke into a microphone as Severus Snape for absolutely the last time. On the screen were some flashback shots of Daniel, Emma, and Rupert from ten years ago. They were 12. I have also recently returned from New York, and while I was there, I saw Daniel singing and dancing (brilliantly) on Broadway. Full Story

Best & Worst of 2011: Lohans at the Kardashian wedding

December 12, 2011 23:37:12 Posted at December 12, 2011 23:37:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Worst because obviously.Best because, don’t lie, seeing these two pieces of sh-t taking third place at a loser’s wedding gave you a lot of joy. Here’s a refresher: Lindsay Lohan wearing what I called a knock off of a knock off of a Cavalli barely containing her middle age tits looking older than her mother. Full Story

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Best of 2011: Little Rider Cockblocks Everyone

December 12, 2011 21:10:24 Posted at December 12, 2011 21:10:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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It was the MTV VMAs. The night was supposed to belong to Britney as the recipient of the Video Vanguard Award. And then Beyonce’s baby came along and cockblocked everyone...with a mic drop.Please.I wanted to chest bump Jacek but he really doesn’t appreciate a great famewhore the way I do. Can you imagine the Year in Gossip without Watching Beyonce’s Throne? Dull. Full Story

Best of 2011: Anne Hathaway at the Golden Globes

December 9, 2011 20:18:13 Posted at December 9, 2011 20:18:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jason Merritt/ ROBYN BECK/Kevork Djansezian/Getty

THIS DRESS.Almost a year later and it’s not diminished how much I love it. We all did that night on a night of a lot of yelling. Because that’s what’s fun about award season right? Fighting with each other about what they’re wearing. I was at Duana’s. It was a full house. We’d been shouting the entire carpet. Full Story

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Worst of 2011: Elisabeth Moss’s Emmy hair

December 9, 2011 18:26:07 Posted at December 9, 2011 18:26:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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If you can believe it, Katherine Heigl’s wasn’t the worst hair of the year. Almost...But then Elisabeth Moss took the Heigl and amplified the sh-tness of it. And this is what she gave us. Why don’t you take a minute, let the horror wash over you... SHE IS ONLY 29 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!There is no pleasure in Moss’s hair failings. Full Story

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Best & Worst of 2011: Robert Pattinson’s tea-pouring hands

December 8, 2011 20:37:20 Posted at December 8, 2011 20:37:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

His hands have apparently been a source of Twi-Hard obsession for some time now. Those losers have devoted pages and pages of online genital rubbing to what they consider the sexiness of his hands. I actually hadn’t noticed until...It was March 1. Vanity Fair’s April 2011 issue. With Robert Pattinson on the cover, you know, in his poet’s shirt and a hipster hat, just, like, hanging out with his favourite alligator over his shoulders, held there like an Hermes scarf by his delicate tea-pouring hands. Full Story

Worst of 2011: Wonder Woman

December 8, 2011 18:28:03 Posted at December 8, 2011 18:28:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember when Charlie’s Angels made it on the air but Wonder Woman didn’t? I didn’t mind Charlie’s Angels because, well, my expectations weren’t really high. And I still think it was better than Pan Am, a pretender disguised as quality tv. Having said that, imagine how sh-t Wonder Woman must have been if NBC turned it down. Full Story

Worst of 2011: who’s the father of January Jones’s baby?

December 6, 2011 21:05:34 Posted at December 6, 2011 21:05:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WHO CARES?On paper it was Great for Gossip:Beautiful actress, mystery sire, married director...We were made for this.But at the heart of the story: January Jones. F-cking Boring January Jones. January Jones who - ask Zach Galifianakis - is a giant bitch to begin with, which is normally a wonderful first ingredient for Good Gossip, couldn’t make me care about a story that was built for every gossip blog. Full Story

Best of 2011: Evan Rachel Wood’s hair

December 6, 2011 18:25:32 Posted at December 6, 2011 18:25:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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There’s short hair the way asstalky Heigl does it, and then there’s short hair on Evan Rachel Wood. Sometimes it’s just a haircut. Sometimes a haircut can be transformational. ERW’s haircut wasn’t just an aesthetic change, it seemed like it was a whole personality shift.No more Manson, no more doppelganging on Von Teese, no more fronting like it’s been a long, dark, 35 year old life. Full Story

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