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Cannes opening white

May 15, 2013 17:47:15 Posted at May 15, 2013 17:47:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Pascal Le Segretain/ Getty

The opening night red carpet is now underway in Cannes. Here’s how it works at the Palais: The non-festival people usually arrive first. This includes Euro actors, models, Eva Longoria most years, and people like Phoebe Price. They blast loud music out from the speakers to entertain the massive crowds that line the Croisette. Full Story

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Ryan Gosling: strictly v-neck

August 6, 2012 15:11:01 Posted at August 6, 2012 15:11:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

Colin Farrell is strictly v-neck. And now... I think Ryan Gosling might be too. Here’s Ryan at JFK airport this weekend after arriving from New Orleans in a striped v-neck. Reminds me of that Saturday Night Live digital short from last year featuring Ben Stiller and Andy Samberg. The point is. Full Story

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Do you believe in crew neck?

January 4, 2012 20:34:18 Posted at January 4, 2012 20:34:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bauer, Splash

Colin Farrell was papped on the set of Seven Psychopaths yesterday, both times wearing a v-neck. The dude clearly does not believe in a crew neck. Like, ever. Reminds me of that Andy Samberg/Ben Stiller digital short. Was it inspired by Colin Farrell? Check out Colin being really cute with Sam Rockwell. Full Story

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Smell like Antonio’s Secret

May 13, 2010 14:05:47 Posted at May 13, 2010 14:05:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So... the tassel between his legs? Said it before, will say it again: don’t understand why Antonio Banderas has his own fragrance. Two, actually. The first one is Blue Seduction. And now the new one, just launched yesterday in New York, is called The Secret. I went new fragrance shopping last week with my best gay Darren. Full Story

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Cheese muffin pizzas and another wedding

April 20, 2010 13:58:45 Posted at April 20, 2010 13:58:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s me! Am just installed in Barbados, at my room at The Crane (more on this later) with a hardwire internet connection, and my Hate F-cks right now are athletes: Alex Rodriguez and Chris Pronger. HATE. So there’s hate f-cking and then there are butterflies, rainbows, and cheese. It’s Mimi time. Full Story

Yay for constipation face and bad wigs!

March 11, 2010 12:32:09 Posted at March 11, 2010 12:32:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Earlier this week, a 10 second teaser trailer was released online in advance of the 90 second proper trailer for Twilight Eclipse. Yes, I’m confused too. But it speaks to the Twilight Nation’s eagerness to eat up anything, to buy up anything, to shoot up anything related to their franchise. Full Story

Cheese Champers!

January 15, 2010 16:28:58 Posted at January 15, 2010 16:28:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember when drunk ass Mimi sprinkled her amazingness all over the stage at the Palm Springs Film Festival last week? She explained afterwards that she kept enjoying “splashes” of champagne throughout the night. This kills me.The Splashes. Full Story

The greatest gift of all time ever and ever

January 13, 2010 07:53:33 Posted at January 13, 2010 07:53:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How about some Celine on a Wednesday? You love it. I love it! Celine Dion took her tour around the world last year. She gifted her voice to millions of people and they gifted her back with love and devotion, mesmerised by her bedazzled crotch. What? Yes. The trailer. See if for yourself. Celine Dion: Through the Eyes of the World will hit theatres next month. Full Story

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People’s Choice Award: Favourite Non-Walker

January 7, 2010 12:42:38 Posted at January 7, 2010 12:42:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Who else? What brings up more happiness than Mimi not walking? Or, rather, walking assisted by a bodyguard/husband/waiter? JOY. She is JOY. Mariah Carey was named Favourite R&B Artist last night at the PCAs over, um, Beyonce. Which should tell you how bullsh-t the People’s Choice Awards are. Full Story

2 minutes of amazingness

January 5, 2010 06:51:03 Posted at January 5, 2010 06:51:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And so much f-cking cringe. Ew! But I’ve watched this 3 times. And since Kevin Jonas chose to provide his wedding video (totally free, right?) to Access Hollywood, this sh-t is fair game. Especially when it’s such a wonderful gift. Right off the top, note the fist pump. My friend Scott said it’s more like a Cheerleader Pump. Full Story

Mimi Cheese Balls & A Tree

December 22, 2009 12:13:48 Posted at December 22, 2009 12:13:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shiloh heard my prayer. My mother hopped on the Chinese Lady Express Bus for Casino Rama today. We won’t see her til dinner time. Unless of course she’s on a super hot streak in which case we may not see her for a week. Shiloh’s benevolence is plentiful today. Because there is also some Mimi. Full Story