Dembabies have crazy skin

May 14, 2012 17:47:41 Posted at May 14, 2012 17:47:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey
Photos:
Wenn, Fame/Flynet

It’s amazing to me that people are more willing to believe that Mariah Carey, who can barely walk, gave birth to twins by herself than to admit that Beyonce was actually pregnant.

It’s a good day when there are photos available of Mimi barely walking. Here she is leaving an event with Nick Cannon the other night requiring only two people to help her negotiate the steps. Only two? I can’t actually believe it. But if you’re incapable of holding yourself up, do you think it’s a good idea to be posing for photos while walking? I feel like maybe Mimi multi-tasks at the wrong times. Bless her.

By now you’ve probably already seen the photos of Dembabies, right? It’s like...they’re not even real. Look at those lips. Look at that colouring. Look at that skin! At first I thought, um, that there may have been some makeup happening here. Is that terrible?

I do actually think Mimi comes up with those captions herself. They are as corny, self-indulgent, and unimaginative as you would expect. God I love her.

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