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Articles and photos related to celebrities being...well...dumbasses.
Scarjo looks hot but needs to sit DOWN
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Scarlett Johansson presented at the Tony Awards last night. She looked great. Love the cut of this tuxedo jacket. Love the lip colour so much. It’s a scary lip colour to try. I tried it a few months ago -- even darker than this -- and was put off initially because the lips were drawn exactly on the lip line. Full Story
Jonah Hill is serious, bro
To promote This is the End, Seth Rogen, Danny McBride, James Franco and Jonah Hill were interviewed for a cover feature on Rolling Stone. Among that group, who do you think would come across as the most pompous and least fun? If you guessed Jonah Hill, you guessed right. And in a group that includes Franco, who’s built a vacation house up his own ass, that’s kind of a problem. Full Story
Mrs Timberlake needs new management
As you know, Mrs Timberlake’s work schedule isn’t exactly heavy. Deadline posted yesterday that she’s fired her management. The wording of the article is hilarious as Deadline reports that CAA is supposedly “scrambling” to keep her as a client: “(Mrs Timberlake) discharged her managers late last week, and she will decide her future this week with CAA. Full Story
Courtney and Frances Forever
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The Smiths are getting a lot of attention this week, particularly for the, um, curious Vulture interview -- click here if you missed Duana’s post on it. Patterns and Joe Kennedy? Child’s play compared to the cray cray that is Courtney Love. Full Story
Baby drives a fast car
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Will Smith had it right in Summertime (I love that jam): Every moment frontin’ and maxin’ Chillin’ in the car they spent all day waxin’ Leanin’ to the side but you can't speed through Two miles an hour so everybody see you I mean, unless you’re on a race track, why city-drive a nice car like it’s a race? Come on, half the reason you’re buying it is because you want people to see you in it. Full Story
How To GOOP Punk
A new issue of GOOP. And it’s not wellness or mother-ness and food-ness. Instead, this newsletter is dedicated to GOOP Punk...at the MET Gala! For all her sh-tting on the event and moaning about what a terrible time she had, she still couldn’t resist sharing with us what the styling experience was like. Full Story
Slum Bride?
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Jennifer Lopez was in New York yesterday at the NUVOtv Upfronts. Amazingly, the slum lover wasn’t with her. The boss was probably in LA, managing preparations in advance of her appearance tonight on the American Idol season finale. JLO will return to the show to perform her latest single Live It Up. Full Story
Hack the GOOP Trip
It’s expensive. It’s awkward. It’s web-based. We must be talking GOOP here, right? Right. Over on Groupon this week, for the low low LOW (ie. high high HIGH) price of $2000 you can join the official “all-inclusive” GOOP NY Getaway. Full Story
Slum Love vs DDL
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Jennifer Lopez is in New York promoting her new album. Here she is on the publicity circuit yesterday looking great in leather pants and wedge sneakers, a trend that’s lasting a lot longer than I expected it to, and a sheer, peter pan collar black dress with off-white pumps. Great. It’s always great when Slum Bear isn’t around. Full Story
What are the chances?
Piers Morgan interviewed Lindsay Lohan...for print, the Daily Mail. Obviously they don’t want to put that sh-t on camera. This happened a few weeks ago in New York. Lohan chain-smoked through the entire discussion. You can read the full exchange here Full Story
As IF Reese Witherspoon
Or maybe it’s As IF everyone else. Here’s Reese Witherspoon leaving Atlanta on Saturday with husband Jim Toth and an Atlanta PD baseball cap. Because she’s totally best friends with them now, after DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM-ing them two weeks ago. And that’s not even the most embarrassingly obvious part of this photo opportunity. Full Story
She’s pretty articulate when she’s drunk
TMZ has released more dash-cam audio/video of Reese Witherspoon’s arrest in Atlanta. This one might be my favourite. At this point, Reese and Jim Toth are in the back seat of the cop car. She’s still trying to pull rank on the officer about who she is and how he’s turned the situation into a “national news” event. Full Story
Sweet Home Reese Witherspoon
The dash-cam arrest video. You’ve seen it, right? Footage from Reese Witherspoon’s arrest in Atlanta two weeks ago was released online yesterday, after she and her husband Jim Toth settled their legal situation though. She got away with a fine of $213 and he’ll do some community service and it’s like it all never happened, you know?, the fact that he drove drunk and could have murdered someone. Full Story
Reese acts sorry
It was a solid performance by Reese Witherspoon on Good Morning America today. Her voice was exactly the right level -- low, quiet, measured. She played humble and contrite. She said the right things -- being accountable, her actions were not acceptable, and doing whatever it takes to make it right. Full Story