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Taylor Swift blows…

September 4, 2015 13:56:45 Posted at September 4, 2015 13:56:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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There was a video circulating on YouTube this week taken from one of the backstage cameras at the VMAs. Taylor Swift is walking down the hall with her security team and her publicists/assistants. Whoever uploaded the clip was alleging that Taylor was doing coke. Which, obviously, would be some crazy ass gossip except that if you actually take the time to look at the video, it’s even more obvious that she’s just blowing her nose. Full Story

Jakey & Susan Sarandon?!?

August 21, 2015 17:47:22 Posted at August 21, 2015 17:47:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I read a headline this morning on Gossip Cop: Susan Sarandon And Jake Gyllenhaal NOT “Hooking Up,” Despite Report How often do you learn about the denial before the original story? It’s rare. Also…WHAT?! Well, it comes from the Enquirer. Full Story

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Justin’s ring and Jen’s dress

August 18, 2015 13:34:44 Posted at August 18, 2015 13:34:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Justin Theroux was papped at LAX yesterday, first shots of him after the honeymoon. As you know, he and Jennifer Aniston spent it with friends in Bora Bora. They came back a few days ago and he’s now off again for work wearing his new ring and a ballin’ gold watch. Under some light it actually looks rose-gold, at least to me. Full Story

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Family & Celebrity: Friends edition

July 16, 2015 16:26:01 Posted at July 16, 2015 16:26:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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J. Vespa/ Getty Images

Covering a story that originates from STAR Magazine? Not my favourite. But they’ve managed to get some quotes from Matt LeBlanc’s father and it’s about how he may or may not have been messing around with Jennifer Aniston while she was married to Brad Pitt. “He had fun, that’s for sure. Full Story

Serena & Drake?

July 14, 2015 14:59:18 Posted at July 14, 2015 14:59:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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This is for NM, her Gossip Genie wish, as according to her, “I’d like him more if he was with Serena”. Anyway there’s a rumour happening that Serena Williams and Drake are dating. Because he attended several of her matches last week. And now it’s been reported that they were making out in the clubhouse. Full Story

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You’ve been thinking about JLO

July 7, 2015 17:15:48 Posted at July 7, 2015 17:15:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner’s divorce is big news. So, of course, people have been talking a lot about the first Jennifer, the first Bennifer: Ben and JLO. JLO spent the weekend in the Hamptons with Slum Bear. He was riding around in his douchey scooter-segway the other day while shopping with her and the dog – click here Full Story

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The unsinkable Martin Lawrence

July 6, 2015 16:00:48 Posted at July 6, 2015 16:00:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Last week US Weekly reported that it was over for a second time between Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin – click here for a refresher. He’d been in London for a couple of weeks with Gwyneth Paltrow and the kids. And then off to India for Oxfam with Freida Pinto – click here Full Story

Gwyneth & Chris are back on London

June 19, 2015 18:45:08 Posted at June 19, 2015 18:45:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Gwyneth Paltrow was photographed in Hyde Park yesterday. She’s wearing Ray-Bans. She was hanging out in the Ray-Ban area. Chris Martin (not pictured) was there as well to watch The Strokes perform. All musicians are fangirls of Julian Casablancas, aren’t they? If both Gwyneth and Chris are in London, presumably it’s a family trip. Full Story

No more Leo

June 3, 2015 20:03:36 Posted at June 3, 2015 20:03:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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We Dem Boyz/ TJDH Imagez/ Splash News, Pacific Coast News

Leonardo DiCaprio has apparently bonafided a new swimsuit model, Kelly Rohrbach – click here for a refresher. Which means we don’t have to wonder about what Rihanna was or wasn’t doing with him anymore…and it was probably all bullsh-t anyway. Full Story

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Emma & Andrew holding hands

May 21, 2015 14:46:53 Posted at May 21, 2015 14:46:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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E! News reported yesterday that Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield were seen earlier this week holding hands in Malibu. This comes just a few days after Andrew’s parents showed up to support Emma at the Aloha premiere in London – click here Full Story

Beyonce changed dresses?

May 13, 2015 21:11:33 Posted at May 13, 2015 21:11:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Beyonce. MET Gala dress. How could you forget it? According to US Weekly, it might not have been her first choice? B was an hour late arriving at the event. According to an US source, she was delayed because she was online, checking what other people were wearing. Full Story

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Jake & Ruth sweat then kiss?

May 11, 2015 20:42:56 Posted at May 11, 2015 20:42:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Time to fire up those Jake Gyllenhaal-Ruth Wilson rumours again. Page Six reports that they were at a fitness class together on Saturday. After the workout, Jake waited for Ruth to shower and change. Then they kissed. It was “passionate but tasteful”. Full Story

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Emma Watson at 25

April 22, 2015 15:29:18 Posted at April 22, 2015 15:29:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Emma Watson just turned 25 last week. She was in New York last night at the TIME 100 event celebrating the list of most influential people, an acknowledgment of her work with the United Nations, crusading for gender equality. I mean it was almost too much to hope for, you know? That she would play Hermione and then grow up and not only not disappoint but also be so… Hermione. Full Story

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