As you know, Victoria Beckham did not arrive with the other Spices last night at the premiere of Viva Forever. Instead, she was late and posed with her family on the carpet. Click here for a refresher. Inside though, Posh did finally join the girls on stage. Full Story

The Spice Girls musical premiered tonight in London. As you can see, Emma Bunton, Mel B, Mel C, and Geri Halliwell, all arrived around the same time and posed together on the carpet. At one point they even found a stand-in. What’s missing? Well, she wasn’t missing. But at press time I can’t find any shots of her with the others. Full Story

This is Russell Brand following a performance in London last night. And Geri Halliwell today at a park with her daughter. Last week, according to the UK tabloids, the two were supposedly “very serious” - click here for a refresher. This week, according to the UK tabloids Full Story

UK gossips are reporting that Geri Halliwell and Russell Brand are dating. According to the Sun, they got on really well at the Closing Ceremony at the Olympics -- so much that he dumped girlfriend (of a few weeks) Isabella Brewster to spend more time with Geri in London. Full Story

First - Stella Tennant FOREVER. Second - I want to know what would have happened if they even tried suggesting to Kate Moss that she’d wear Victoria Beckham at the Closing Ceremony during the David Bowie Fashion tribute. Please. Victoria Beckham included among Alexander McQueen, Burberry, Vivienne Westwood, and others. Full Story

Victoria Beckham posted a photo of a tricked out mic on her Twitter a couple of weeks ago - click here for a refresher. I wrote that it was perhaps a sign that she’d finally agreed to perform with the other Spices at the Closing Ceremony. As previously reported, Posh had been cock-blocking the plan, not wanting to compromise her new Fashion Designer identity by reminding us that she originally arrived as a pop star. Full Story

Here are the Spices in London today to announce Viva Forever, a stage production based on their songs. Think Mamma Mia only replace Dancing Queen with Wannabe and Waterloo with Spice Up Your Life and “the story of a beautiful, talented girl and her best friends who get swept up in the obsession of today's TV celebrity culture". Full Story

Would you choose this dress? Like, I get it that not all white dresses are necessarily bridal dresses, obviously. But this dress, seen here on Geri Halliwell at the Raisa Gorbachev Foundation party in London, THIS dress could only be a bridal dress. Right??? It was a fancy person party, yes. Fancy person gowns were preferred, of course. Full Story

Last week I thought Guy & Elle were the best named couple ever… this week it’s Guy & Geri. Fickle, yes. But so are they. Geri Halliwell is newly single having ditched her super rich fiancé claiming she’s not the marrying type. As such, Geri is reasserting herself on the scene. Full Story

Because she’s sure is whoring it out like she does. Check out Geri Halliwell showing off her big ass new engagement ring valued at almost half a million (US$) arriving in Madrid today with her new fiancé – the “yacht tycoon” (???) – taking a page out of Victoria Beckham’s airport paparazzi styles… It’ll help with the negotiations, you know? The wedding photos. Full Story

They started dating a month ago. Now Geri has agreed to marry him. Confirmed her reps: “We are delighted to announce the engagement of Geri Halliwell and Fabrizio Politi. Full Story

Geri Halliwell, 36, graces the cover of the new Hello in a bikini, conceding that she’s struggled with her weight in the past and, in an attempt to align with the sisterhood, admitted to being self conscious about being seen in a bikini. At first, it does indeed sound like she’s one of us…'I did strive to have my most perfect body and, in moments when I lack confidence, that voice is always there waiting to tell me, "You are not good enough, do better," but I'm more conscious of it. Full Story

It will be Cruz Beckham who inherits his parents’ love of the spotlight! But of course it will be Cruz. Cruz after all was conceived as an answer to the public infidelity – a message to the world: We Are the Beckhams. We Will Survive. As such, thick skin and attention seeking was programmed into Cruz’s DNA, the first inklings of which were presented to an audience of thousands at Madison Square Garden last night. Full Story

The Spices turned up on the runway at Roberto Cavalli’s mens’ show – as you can see, aside from Posh, Cavalli is clearly designing for Russian mail order eurotrash and Jessica Simpson these days. But Victoria looks fierce, doesn’t she? From the neck down, that is. The pantsuit is killer. Full Story