Intro for December 4, 2013

December 4, 2013 13:59:30 Posted at December 4, 2013 13:59:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dear Gossips,

Jennifer Lawrence was named Best Supporting Actress for her work in American Hustle yesterday by the New York Film Critics Circle. For most people, winning Oscar in February and making the world fall in love with you while tripping up the stairs would be enough to call it a great year. But then, not only does she avoid the inevitable backlash that so often follows someone in her position, she continues to charm, disappearing at exactly the right times, and reappearing for exactly the right amount of time to crush the box office with Catching Fire, and then, well, why not close the year with another critically acclaimed performance? She’s the youngest member of the Hustle cast and it’s almost like she’s carrying them into the season now. Here, hop on. Everyone adores her so let’s ride her momentum. And she’s just 23 years old!

What’s ahead for Jennifer Lawrence in 2014?

Lawrence was born under the sign of the Horse. 2014 is the Year of the Horse. I have to ask my ma, the Chinese Squawking Chicken what it’s looking like for horses during the Horse. All I know is that the Horse is the opposing sign of the Rat. If you’re a Rat, 2014 is your time to clench and endure. Ben Affleck is a Rat. The last time it was the Year of the Horse was 2002. Which is when he hooked up with Jennifer Lopez. 

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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