Intro for October 21, 2013
It’s christening week. Prince Little G’s big day is coming up on Wednesday, almost exactly 3 months since we saw him for the very first time. This is a big deal because A. our society is baby crazy, B. a lot of us are royal crazy, C. Princess Catherine might wear McQueen, D. 3 out of 6 godparents remain unannounced (as of post time), and E. aristocrats in hats, always entertaining.
So far the extended guest list hasn’t been made public. There are rumours that since it’s to be a relatively small affair, several members of the royal family won’t be invited. Afterwards the Queen will pose with Prince Charles, Prince William, and G too – the monarch and the 3 future monarchs all together. And if Her Majesty is the one holding the baby, everyone will explode with excitement.
Good. We need some legitimate excitement. The posers have taken up too much space lately. Kaley Cuoco punking everyone in a wedding dress is news now?
"I caused a stir, let me tell you. A viral stir."
Well then our stir standards are way too f-cking low. You can blame Henry Cavill for making that one happen.
Yours in gossip,