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Becks is not tempted

March 25, 2015 15:40:12 Posted at March 25, 2015 15:40:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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David Beckham is in Miami. He was photographed yesterday lounging on his hotel balcony with his shirt wrapped around his head. Becks has been trying to make an MLS team happen there. Miami? A lot of people think that Miami is where fidelity goes on holiday. With that in mind, let’s talk about this Page Six Full Story

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Perfect goes on holiday

March 24, 2015 17:03:40 Posted at March 24, 2015 17:03:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady are on holiday in Costa Rica, a favourite destination for them, with their kids. They’ve been posting their own photos on social media. Click here to see. You’ll note Brady’s message mentioned “training camp”. Full Story

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Serena’s VOGUE

March 23, 2015 18:37:02 Posted at March 23, 2015 18:37:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Serena Williams covers the April issue of VOGUE. I love this photo. I love that Serena Williams looks like Serena Williams. I love that Serena Williams isn’t posing with her tennis racquet or tossing a ball up and down like that’s the only way you’d recognise her. You shouldn’t have to recognise her that way. Full Story

Jamie Dornan: golf season

March 18, 2015 20:49:22 Posted at March 18, 2015 20:49:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jamie Dornan went to the range in London the other day to work on his swing. Incentive to sign on to more Fifty Shades movies? You can golf all year round in Vancouver where they shot the first movie. Still no definitive word on that yet though, right? There are all kinds of random reports here and there about how he and Dakota Johnson are getting more money and are recommitted… but there’s been no confirmation about a director. Full Story

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Genie & Justin: the Great Canadian Dream

March 11, 2015 15:32:06 Posted at March 11, 2015 15:32:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Frazer Harrison/ Jason Kempin/ Michael Kovac/ Getty Images

Finally. A legitimate challenger to McGosling, Rachel and Ryan! People kept asking Genie Bouchard about Justin Bieber during her breakthrough year. Sh-t, even I asked her about it. Because when she was, like, 18 or something, she mentioned somewhere that she had a crush on him. And they’re both Canadian. Full Story

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Fifty Shades of Tom & Gisele

February 11, 2015 14:58:07 Posted at February 11, 2015 14:58:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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M. Stone/ Boston Herald/ J. Lee/D. Dunleavy/ Splash, J. McCarthy/ D. Kambouris/ S. Lovekin/ K. Mazur/ B. Bedder/ TIMOTHY A. CLARY/ R. and Solimene/ Getty Images

Sports Illustrated interviewed Tom Brady after he’d had a chance to process his Super Bowl win. At the end, they discussed what it was like, coming home, coming down after the high of the victory. Here’s how he described it. And it’s making everyone horny: Brady: “I had a nice moment with my wife Tuesday morning. Full Story

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“You’re the best ever”

February 4, 2015 20:37:21 Posted at February 4, 2015 20:37:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Here’s Tom Brady with his son Benjamin in Boston at the parade today celebrating the Patriots’ win, his fourth. And, again, it was his 2nd MVP. So he’s now tied with Joe Montana and Peyton Manning for most Super Bowl rings and MVPs of all time. Obviously, as if there was any argument, he’s a legend now. Full Story

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Gisele gets her ring

February 2, 2015 14:53:31 Posted at February 2, 2015 14:53:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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AKM-GSI/ Splash, Tom Pennington/ Rob Carr/ Andy Lyons/ Getty Images

Her Super Bowl ring. Tom Brady hadn’t won a Super Bowl since Gisele…until the Seattle Seahawks decided not to give the ball to Marshawn Lynch. Another MVP. His 4th Super Bowl ring. So f-cking handsome (does anyone look better in a close-up with no makeup and sweat all over his face?). Full Story

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Courtside Kings & Queens

December 9, 2014 14:19:33 Posted at December 9, 2014 14:19:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Anthony J. Causi/ Splash, Samir Hussein/ Neilson Barnard/ Pool/ Getty Images

Is that all it takes? Asking out loud? I wrote yesterday about all the speculation that Prince William and Catherine would likely be in a luxury box at Barclays for the Brooklyn Nets game but if they’re there because the NBA is making a big ass donation and they’re publicising whatever it is that they’re publicising, what’s the point of sh-tty photos from a luxury box? Courtside, baby. Full Story

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Royal scrum

October 20, 2014 17:04:45 Posted at October 20, 2014 17:04:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Chris Jackson/ Getty

Prince Harry was at work today in Manchester, England in his role as Patron of England Rugby’s All Schools Programme. He participated in a game of touch rugby during teacher training sessions. Happily they let him wear his athletic clothes. Right? Sometimes he shows up at these sporty events in his suits even though he’s supposed to roll around on the field. Full Story

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How come JT isn’t being ruled out?

August 21, 2014 20:14:53 Posted at August 21, 2014 20:14:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

I don’t like the NFL much these days. A two game suspension for Ray Rice – that’s it? TWO GAMES? If you don’t know what I’m talking about, google Ray Rice (after you’ve finished reading my post!) and tell me what you think of a two game suspension for what he did. Full Story

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Rafa at a wedding

July 21, 2014 20:46:03 Posted at July 21, 2014 20:46:03
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Rafael Nadal and girlfriend Xisca Perello were at a wedding this weekend in Spain. Cuuuuuute! I love him! I love them! Rafa is enjoying some down time before he prepares for the final slam of the season, the US Open. Mostly they care about the title, but he and Novak Djokovic are #2 and #1 on the tour and the tournament will likely also determine who’s on top to end 2014. Full Story

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Golden Balls gets golden slimed

July 18, 2014 16:54:08 Posted at July 18, 2014 16:54:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Kevin Winter/ Alberto E. Rodriguez/ Getty

David Beckham was honoured – sort of – at the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Sports Awards last night in LA. He had his boys Romeo and Cruz with him. H7 is too young and Brooklyn, I guess, doesn’t want to be a “kid” anymore? I totally get that. But how cute is the hair? The Beckham boys family hair. Full Story

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