SAG Robo Why?

January 26, 2009 07:47:00 Posted at January 26, 2009 07:47:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie Holmes presenting Best Actor?

Why?

Because she’s married to the Gay Midget Dwarf? Because her Little Sci is Hollywood’s most popular baby? Because the MiniVan Majority wants it to be?

Yes, yes, and yes.

At the very least then, Katie knew her role. She did not walk the carpet. But of course not. Tom Cruise was in Europe. How could she possible walk a carpet alone?

Instead, Katie only appeared onstage to announce Sean Penn in an understated brown dress with an interesting cutout at the side. Gorgeous. And appropriate. KatE was not screaming to be seen.

But still…

Best Actor?

Reese Witherspoon was busy? Halle Berry was busy?

Sit DOWN Katie Holmes.

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