Most celebrities, if not already in LA, are en route to LA. Especially this weekend. LA is where some work will be done -- at the parties, on the carpets -- for those who are nominated for Oscars and those not nominated for Oscars. This is where you hint at something over a cocktail, express interest in a part by the pool, anything that sets you up for the Next. Full Story

Last year on Valentine’s Day, Katie Holmes was just putting her exit plan together, slowly freezing out all of Tom Cruise’s Scientology spies. So she’s single now, and living in New York, and her friends are trying to convince us that Full Story

As you know, poor ticket sales forced the premature cancellation of Katie Holmes’s Dead Accounts on Broadway. It’s now also confirmed that Holmes & Yang, her fashion collection that debuted at NY Fashion Week in September, will not be shown at NY Fashion Week next month. No reason was given but, well, you remember what the first one looked like, non? Click here Full Story

I’ve decided I want it to be Katie Holmes. But, but, but...she’s too old! Shut up. She’s 34 and she barely looks 29, or is it that women can only get off seeing young women get off? The author of Fifty Shades Of Grey ripped that sh-t off Twilight anyway. And while I still haven’t seen Twilight 5, Robert Pattinson didn’t ever look 17, in any of those movies. Full Story

I WISH. But... As IF. The source is super sketchy so as far as rumours go, this one’s more wishful thinking -- according to the UK’s Grazia Magazine, Katie Holmes and Jake Gyllenhaal are hooking up and Katie went to Jake’s apartment for dinner one night after being introduced by Joshua Jackson, which, I mean, Michelle Williams would have been the better Dawson’s Creek connection there, non? If you’re going to make up a story, that is. Full Story

Who’s the genius pushing Katie Holmes out so visibly on the weekend Tom Cruise is trying to sell Jack Reacher? If there’s anyone to challenge Blake Lively’s fame game, Jesus, it might actually be Katie Holmes. A year ago, this would not have been your answer. Katie Holmes! Is a baller! There’s her ex-husband, doing what he can, desperately, to make sure his latest movie isn’t a bomb at the box office, and Katie steps out, with an appearance of her own on Letterman, as if to remind us, for those who’d forgotten, that she left him in the dead of night, escaping the clutches of his cult, rescuing their daughter in the process. Full Story

As we look back on 2012, no, wait, when we kicked off 2012, did you think we’d be including Katie Holmes and Blake Lively on the Winners List? OK Blake...maybe. How Did She Do That started in 2011, when she secured Leo and then dumped in him favour of Ryan Reynolds. Who married her in 2012. Full Story

Last year around this time, Tom Cruise was promoting Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol with Katie Holmes at his side and on his side. As you know, M:I4 did very, very good business, and it seemed like, finally, Tom was over the couch-jumping. And in the dead of the night, she escaped. Since then, nightly news shows and celebrity-friendly publications have run slam pieces on Scientology, alleging that Tom has a freakish habit of auditioning his girlfriends and future-wives, seemingly no longer afraid of retribution. Full Story

Dead Accounts premiered last night in New York. Here’s Katie Holmes at curtain call and at the party. She is not wearing Holmes & Yang because I like this dress very much, especially the scribble and scratch print. Does it come in a button-up blouse? That would make me so happy. As for her performance, well, Katie wasn’t helped by the fact that the play overall was not enthusiastically received. Full Story

As presumed yesterday, click here for a refresher, Suri Cruise spent Thanksgiving with her father because Katie Holmes was seen on her way home to Ohio without her. And it’s true. Full Story

Katie Holmes was seen at NY LaGuardia on her own last night heading out for the holiday, presumably on her way to Ohio to spend Thanksgiving with her family. And Suri was not with her. It’s possible that Suri left earlier with a nanny or a bodyguard, sure. But...given that her father hasn’t seen her for over 3 months, despite his repeated insistence that he’s a devoted father, it’s also very possible that Suri is with Tom Cruise. Full Story

Katie Holmes was on Jimmy Fallon last night to talk about her play Dead Accounts with really good hair and doing a good job of being herself as Anne Hathaway being her. Someone wrote to me earlier today that her teeth look dirty. I dunno, I zoomed on them and they look fine to me. I wonder though if it’s that so many of them bleach the sh-t so much out of their teeth that they’re making people with normal teeth seem other. Full Story

The New York Times was granted an interview, sort of, with Katie Holmes in service of her new play Dead Accounts. It’s hilarious, the article. Because the writer is quite obviously working with...nothing. He manages in the end to grind out a piece about her and her co-stars but oh my God, I can practically hear him yawning through the process. Full Story

Dead Accounts opened for previews on Broadway last night. This is Katie Holmes’s first time on stage since she escaped from Tom Cruise in the middle of the night, clutching her baby and a temporary cellphone. No proper reviews at press time but PEOPLE Full Story