Mariah Carey Gossip
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Welllll…she can walk when she’s working towards a proposal. Check out Mimi and James Packer holding hands in Portofino. Note that she’s on cobblestone! And she doesn’t have 6 bodyguards holding her up! It’s just Packer…because, and I know my girl, she wants you to know and see that he’s man enough to handle her, all by himself. Full Story
As we all know now, Mimi is dating Australian billionaire James Packer who, obviously, has enough money and resources to woo her. But it’s not just about what you can buy for Mimi. With Mimi it has to be about the show too.
This is why she and Nick Cannon had to renew their vows every year when they were (happily) married. Mimi expects to be exalted. And the other night, Packer demonstrated this on his boat. According to TMZ, Packer hosted a party the other night off the coast of Sardinia. Oh, you know, just off the coast of Sardinia, no big. Apparently the only music they played the entire night was Mimi’s. Just Mimi songs to feed her ego, and her heart.
But remember, Mimi (allegedly) made Nick wait until they were wife and husband before she’d have sex with him. So. You know. It might be a lot of handholding and petting unless Packer puts up that ring. Some of you don’t believe it. Some of you don’t think it can happen, holding off until the wedding.
Remember, this is Mimi. And as Dean pointed out a long time ago:
“Mariah sexy” is not human sexy, so it’s still really hard to picture her actually fornicating. Whether it’s the Shake it Off video where she’s naked in a rose petal filled bathtub or alluding to a Naval gangbang, like in the Honey video, Mariah’s sexuality is just never that believable. It always seems too Sex and Romance 101, like she’s copying the ideas out of a Danielle Steele novel.
Think about it. Sex requires movement. Can you picture Mimi moving?
Yours in gossip,
I had to save this for last today. Because Mimi would approve. Love and joy and “festive” news should always be at the top of the page. Mimi has a new boyfriend. And he’s a billionaire! TMZ broke the news this weekend that Mimi is now dating Australian billionaire James Packer. Full Story
Mimi makes a new friend and shows off her best side. (Excuse my ignorance, every side is Mimi’s best side!) Dinner @ L'Avenue with designer Olivier Rousteing of Balmain, my new handsome friend! 💋 Full Story
Um. Excuse me. Did we know that Mimi is on Match.com! That totally deserves an interrobang. (Thanks Duana)
According to PEOPLE, Mimi collaborated with Match to premiere the video for Infinity, featuring Jussie Smollett. In the “In Her Own Words” section of her profile, she quotes her lyrics to Dreamlover. Under “Sports & Exercise” she lists swimming and yoga. Swimming?
Oh, you mean the time she got into the pool in a black floor length gown?
Also, she calls herself a “social drinker”. Right. Note also that one of the photos she’s using is of her pouring champagne in one of her dressing rooms (taken from a scene in the video which, obviously, is full of amazing).
Click here to view Mimi’s full profile. It’s a blessing. She’s blessed us. Again.
Yours in gossip,
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There was a great article about Mimi over the weekend at The Daily Mail. Damion Young used to be Mimi’s best friend. He started off as her producer. Then he just became her +1 for everything. They’ve since fallen out. But now he’s giving interviews to tabloids about what life was like at her side. Full Story
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Mimi was at Disneyland yesterday. And I'm at Disneyland right now. I f-cking missed her! My flight didn't get in in time. And you know what I could have seen? I could have seen Mimi riding Dumbo. Look at this picture. Look at her joy. Look at her flying around in circles on an elephant at the happiest place in the world. Full Story
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Mimi kicked off her Vegas residency last night. And look at the stage… BUTTERFLY WINGS. Our butterfly comes flying out of butterfly wings! Well… “Flying” might not be the right word. Our butterfly doesn’t actually fly. Instead, our butterfly, according to the New York Times review of the show, is “wheeled” out, several times. Full Story
This week The Cut had a story on clique-stalking. I’m a total social media stalker (um, for “research” purposes). If you want to fall down an LA rabbit hole, a great place to start is with jewelry designer Jen Meyer Maguire. She has the trifecta of connections – birth, marriage, business. Full Story
Robin Leach, yes, that Robin Leach, of Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, interviewed Mimi yesterday ahead of her Vegas debut. This will be the best 8 minutes of your life, the video below. First of all, he makes her stand the entire time. STAND! For 8 minutes! And she doesn’t fall over! I need to know if there were 3 people underneath her holding her upright. Full Story
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In a pink ride. In a tricked out dress. And all kinds of curves. That, um, don’t match the curves on the official billboard. The billboard is how Mimi sees herself. It’s like seeing Mimi through Mimi’s eyes. Fascinating. Come on. If this isn’t getting you through your sh-tty Tuesday, my question to you is how you define Happiness. Full Story